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2014-07-20 12:38:49 AM
That is not Haiku
It's not five seven five form
you might suck at this
 
2014-07-20 01:11:11 AM
Subby is a dolt
I'm shocked you could even click
the submit button
 
2014-07-20 01:48:15 AM
A company I worked for many years ago sponsored a Quake-based haiku contest. This was the winner:

Jumping shotgun boy
Can't you see that I am glowing?
Quad rocket for you

Of course that won't make much sense if you never played the original Quake.
 
2014-07-20 07:41:17 AM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make any sense
Refrigerator
 
2014-07-20 08:56:44 AM
Farking stuck at work
Dont have anything to do
Guess I'll write haiku
 
Poe
2014-07-20 09:01:21 AM

Ambivalence: That is not Haiku
It's not five seven five form
you might suck at this


Came here to say this
Glad I'm not the only one
Who follows the rules
 
2014-07-20 09:02:31 AM

HawgWild: Subby is a dolt
I'm shocked you could even click
the submit button



What a poor excuse
For quality link content
Mods, go sober up.
 
2014-07-20 09:10:56 AM
Dude, cows are funny.
Not as funny as monkeys
But they are funny.
 
2014-07-20 09:12:57 AM
Glad it's 6 a.m.
Been waiting four long hours
Now I can buy beer
 
2014-07-20 09:19:41 AM
7 AM Sunday
Why won't they let me sleep in?
Damn kids are noisy
 
2014-07-20 09:26:42 AM
I hate poetry
In all its plentiful forms
If it doesn't rhyme

/admittedly, the last two lines are superfluous, but I had leftover syllables
 
2014-07-20 09:28:44 AM
Take care to ensure
You don't have a syllable
Left over.  Penis.
 
2014-07-20 09:28:48 AM
spinning in circles
now my eyes move back and forth
god, i am so drunk.
 
2014-07-20 09:31:18 AM
where's my porn haiku
dammit you people are slack
Sunday morn boner
 
2014-07-20 09:35:43 AM
Haiku only work
in Japanese because they
don't use syllables

Seriously, they
use morae instead, go on
and look that shiat up
 
2014-07-20 09:35:47 AM
five syllables then
seven followed by five more
subby's massive fail
 
2014-07-20 09:37:57 AM

elvisaintdead: where's my porn haiku
dammit you people are slack
Sunday morn boner



boobies and weeners
and vajayjays by the score
I can fap to this
 
2014-07-20 09:38:13 AM
I see you driving
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, "Haiku!"
 
2014-07-20 09:40:24 AM
cat threads deliver clicks
TF can eat a bag of dicks
boobies in email
 
2014-07-20 09:42:51 AM
Years ago I ran across a webpage dedicated to Bill Bixby (The Incredible Hulk, My Favorite Martian, The Magician) who had recently died..

All submissions were in the form of Haiku.

Hmmm, I wonder if its still online?
 
2014-07-20 09:42:58 AM
I don't understand
What is the point of this thread?
Just to write Haiku?
 
2014-07-20 09:43:24 AM
fark fark fark fark fark
fark fark fark farkity fark
Missed the farking nail.
 
2014-07-20 09:43:46 AM
Roses are reddish
The clear sky deepening blue.
Subby is a dope.
 
2014-07-20 09:48:53 AM
a limitless world
of entertainment options
lay before us now

movies and music
millions of television
channels, books and plays

but instead we are
here reading haikus on Fark
wow WTF man
 
2014-07-20 09:50:46 AM
Five, seven, five, yes
But even a horse can count
Your haiku lacks soul
 
2014-07-20 09:58:59 AM
Strong Bad shall return
Game for Attractive People
The System Is Down
 
2014-07-20 10:02:28 AM
The main issue with
haiku is that just when you
get going, you end
 
2014-07-20 10:14:30 AM

Bondith: I hate poetry
In all its plentiful forms
If it doesn't rhyme


Why can't haikus rhyme?
I can do it all the time.
Is it such a crime?
 
2014-07-20 10:17:10 AM
Here's some that I wrote while bored in class a few years ago.


Should Have Had a Plan:
I went to the bank
Because I needed money
Sentence: Eight to Ten

Japanese Are Weird:
I went to the mall
To buy some new anime
Tentacle hentai.

Bedtime:
Yawning all day long
Stinging eyes and drooping lids
fark early mornings

 More Than Meets the Eye:
Circuit components
Guess which one I'm thinking of
Robots in disguise...

Coffee Break:
Caffeine: Legal drugs
A crutch for sleepy students
Just stick with cocaine

Mazel Tov!:
Judaism rocks!
Punching bag of religions
Where is my Jew Gold?

New Oscar Category... Porn:
Cinematic joy
Large budgets not required
Debbie Does Dallas

Sell Out Crowd:
Why do athletes play?
Champions made or destroyed?
Nike sponsorship

Lets Name it "Dick Smasher":
A storm is brewing
Barometer falling fast
Category Five

An Explanation:
Haikus have seven
Syllables on one line and
Five on the others

 Pterrible Lizard:
Twenty foot wingspan
Long teeth, sharp claws, short temper
Pterodactyls rock!

Politically Correct:
Handicapped People
Tragic, I laugh anyway
I'm going to hell

Zed Word:
Shambling hordes amass
Dead but walking they hunt, eat.
Zombie rise is here

Bruce:
Vast ocean, it waits
Serrated teeth, endless strength
How about hiking?

Muzak:
Notes and lyrics flow
Like wisps of smoke and incense
Around my head they dance

Masterpiece:
As ink stains skin
The needle dances. I think,
"She's already art."

Interlude:
Sixteen new Haikus
Including this pointless one
Too many sylla-

 Help Desk:
Techno-confusion
"How do I?" and "why does this...?"
What's so damned hard?

Chemistry:
Altered perception
Distorted reality
I love alcohol

Flare:
Unthinkable heat
A son of suns, reaching out
It envelops us

Bird of Prey:
Do you have coverage?
Buy State Farm's new insurance
For Raptor attack
 
2014-07-20 10:17:40 AM
All poetry sucks
Just say what you mean clearly
Prose is for winners
 
2014-07-20 10:39:18 AM
Why did this go green?
Are the Mods really that bored
on Sunday morning?
 
2014-07-20 10:41:06 AM
My favorite word
I ever learned from Fark is
twatopotamus
 
2014-07-20 10:59:55 AM

fusillade762: A company I worked for many years ago sponsored a Quake-based haiku contest. This was the winner:

Jumping shotgun boy
Can't you see that I am glowing?
Quad rocket for you

Of course that won't make much sense if you never played the original Quake.


What doesn't make sense is, unless you worked at iD why the company had a Quake-based haiku contest.
 
2014-07-20 11:24:32 AM
Black & White
Chocolate fingers stretch
Reach, point:                           Cotton pools of cloud
Wisely out of reach

Life Raft
She left the raft three
Days past; I'm going hungry
While she's going bad
 
2014-07-20 11:39:43 AM

LewDux: Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make any sense
Refrigerator


You forgot the way
You should have left out any
That's nine syllables.
 
2014-07-20 11:54:24 AM

elvisaintdead: where's my porn haiku
dammit you people are slack
Sunday morn boner


There once was a man
From Nantucket the man came
Bucket and fark it
 
2014-07-20 12:12:31 PM
squirrels need love too
NoScript is a mindless god
starving they die slow
 
2014-07-20 12:42:41 PM
My penis is great
Women love to sit on it
Put it in your mouth
 
2014-07-20 12:47:19 PM
I remain at work
to fix someone else's release
they will have no job

Some VP's bonus
means my sunday is ruined
at least buy me lunch
 
2014-07-20 12:51:08 PM
Someone stabbed the sun
and she's bleeding crimson rays
all over the clouds
 
2014-07-20 01:12:35 PM
Mr. Know-It-All
back for another visit.
I'll smash his fat face.
 
2014-07-20 01:17:17 PM
Wife is feeling sick
Called Dad to bail on dinner
The jammies stay on
 
2014-07-20 01:53:05 PM
I once hade a beer
it tasted really awful
Anheuser-Busch sucks
 
2014-07-20 01:54:24 PM
-e
 
2014-07-20 02:37:11 PM

nmrsnr: Why did this go green?
Are the Mods really that bored
on Sunday morning?


Obviously yes
It's not football season yet
Back to Foobies now
 
2014-07-20 02:39:28 PM
Haikus aren't just words
Set in five-seven-five form
They're about nature
 
2014-07-20 03:12:47 PM
Different lengths of
Different pronunciations
Give some room to play.
 
2014-07-20 03:19:50 PM
I don't speak Nip talk
We're terrible at their things
Let's stick to English
 
2014-07-20 03:27:34 PM
Languages suffer
the verbs undulate chaos
retrograde parking
 
2014-07-20 03:35:53 PM
I don't like haikus,
which is why I don't write them.
Oh, crap, I just did.
 
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