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(Metro)   Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'   (metro.co.uk) divider line 77
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2014-07-19 10:33:13 PM  
Young guy makes stupid joke on Facebook. OMG!!! OH NOES!!!
 
2014-07-19 10:59:53 PM  
Nothing repressed here. Nope.

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2014-07-19 11:05:18 PM  
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2014-07-19 11:17:23 PM  
Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.

WTF is a "cultural Marxist"?
 
2014-07-19 11:45:37 PM  

fusillade762: Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.

WTF is a "cultural Marxist"?


According to wiki: "Cultural Marxism is a school or offshoot of Marxism that conceives of culture as central to the legitimation of oppression, in addition to the economic factors that Karl Marx emphasized. An outgrowth of Western Marxism (especially from Antonio Gramsci and the Frankfurt School) and finding popularity in the 1960s as cultural studies, cultural Marxism argues that what appear as traditional cultural phenomena intrinsic to Western society, for instance the drive for individual acquisition associated with capitalism, nationalism, the nuclear family, gender roles, race and other forms of cultural identity; are historically recent developments that help to justify and maintain hierarchy."

So my guess is that it's someone who majored in "____ Studies" in college and complains that posting on Fark is just one more way that you legitimize the white male hierarchical capitalist heteronormative rape-culture metanarrative that is keeping them from getting a job outside of Starbucks.
 
2014-07-19 11:49:40 PM  
That's just a heavily taped-down Jenna Louise Coleman plugging a particularly poorly-written "Doctor Who" episode
 
2014-07-20 12:06:07 AM  

Son of Thunder: fusillade762: Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.

WTF is a "cultural Marxist"?

According to wiki: "Cultural Marxism is a school or offshoot of Marxism that conceives of culture as central to the legitimation of oppression, in addition to the economic factors that Karl Marx emphasized. An outgrowth of Western Marxism (especially from Antonio Gramsci and the Frankfurt School) and finding popularity in the 1960s as cultural studies, cultural Marxism argues that what appear as traditional cultural phenomena intrinsic to Western society, for instance the drive for individual acquisition associated with capitalism, nationalism, the nuclear family, gender roles, race and other forms of cultural identity; are historically recent developments that help to justify and maintain hierarchy."

So my guess is that it's someone who majored in "____ Studies" in college and complains that posting on Fark is just one more way that you legitimize the white male hierarchical capitalist heteronormative rape-culture metanarrative that is keeping them from getting a job outside of Starbucks.


i60.tinypic.com

Violent ground acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
 
2014-07-20 12:16:08 AM  

Demetrius: Nothing repressed here. Nope.

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...when I woke up this morning I never imagined I'd see a picture of a fascist, closeted-gay Frankie Muñiz.
 
2014-07-20 12:17:31 AM  
I don't want to judge people based on their appearances, but this young lad likes his bangers hold the mash, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd bet he's so gay drinks tea.
 
2014-07-20 12:19:43 AM  
The image at the top of TFA is so full of phallic imagery, it doesn't really need the cute couple to be totally gay.
 
2014-07-20 12:21:12 AM  
I wonder how much time he spends watching his dog lick other dog's penises and if he is touching himself while doing so.
 
2014-07-20 12:21:17 AM  
Anyone that homophobic has to be gay.
 
2014-07-20 12:22:02 AM  

nickdaisy: I don't want to judge people based on their appearances, but this young lad likes his bangers hold the mash, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd bet he's so gay drinks tea.


Aoll brit dudes look gay. Only about half of them suck dicks on a regular basis though
 
2014-07-20 12:22:40 AM  

fusillade762: Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.


This almost sounds like Tea Party rhetoric to me.

/ I guess some of the derpers stayed in Britain, instead of migrating here back in Colonial times....
 
2014-07-20 12:22:50 AM  

mikaloyd: nickdaisy: I don't want to judge people based on their appearances, but this young lad likes his bangers hold the mash, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd bet he's so gay drinks tea.

Aoll brit dudes look gay. Only about half of them suck dicks on a regular basis though


The other half are the suckees. But they're not gay-- just hazing.
 
2014-07-20 12:23:33 AM  

fusillade762: Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.

WTF is a "cultural Marxist"?


media.giphy.com

A Marxist with style
 
2014-07-20 12:23:42 AM  
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2014-07-20 12:26:48 AM  

Demetrius: Nothing repressed here. Nope.

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Except maybe a few unusual and superfluous genes.
 
2014-07-20 12:30:21 AM  
Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.
 
2014-07-20 12:35:51 AM  

nickdaisy: I don't want to judge people based on their appearances, but this young lad likes his bangers hold the mash, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd bet he's so gay drinks tea.


FTA: 'I love you, Derek (my dog) - but - don't challenge my principles because my principles will likely win.'

Sounds too much like 'I see you unabashedly enjoying that other dog's beautiful penis and no matter how much I want to join you on my knees I will persevere and not surrender to sin's wicked call!' for me.

/enjoys a spot of tea, though
 
2014-07-20 12:39:43 AM  

buckler: Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.


Holy shiat.
 
2014-07-20 12:44:59 AM  

fusillade762: Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.

WTF is a "cultural Marxist"?


Some iTard barfed that slogan on me a year or two ago. I kept trying to get him to explain it, but it ended up in the usual "But... but... but... Jews!!'

That was the last I heard from it.
 
2014-07-20 12:46:39 AM  

buckler: Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.


 o_O

What a sick freak. I hope 'Siggy' took a messy dump in his favorite pair of shoes, later that night.
 
2014-07-20 12:51:01 AM  

nickdaisy: I don't want to judge people based on their appearances...


Don't worry about it. Judging people based on appearances is pretty much the BNP's whole political platform.
 
2014-07-20 12:56:05 AM  

buckler: Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.


I do not know what is worse, the fact that his child-raising ideas are child abuse, or the fact that he made a big production out of a dog issue that could have been resolved with one hand on the scruff of the neck and the other wrapped around the waist. Why "fight" a dog and make it think the human is an equal, when the dog can just be physically picked up and moved without fuss? That works with a 90-pound bloodhound, so why not for a yappy little dog?
 
2014-07-20 01:00:07 AM  
I had a male and female budgie who hated each other. The female died after a few years, and I got a juvenile of indeterminate sex to keep the male company. Juvenile grew up to be another male and the two began a sexual relationship. Those little gay birds loved each other. The male and female fought all the time, but the two males would just press their little beaks together and sing at each other all day long.

buckler: Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.


What the hell? If you need to reach for any type of weapon to make a dachshund do what you say, you have already lost.
 
2014-07-20 01:03:48 AM  
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2014-07-20 01:05:40 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's just a heavily taped-down Jenna Louise Coleman plugging a particularly poorly-written "Doctor Who" episode


Wow. If I squint at his picture, I can totally see that.
 
2014-07-20 01:05:42 AM  

whatshisname: nickdaisy: I don't want to judge people based on their appearances...

Don't worry about it. Judging people based on appearances is pretty much the BNP's whole political platform.


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2014-07-20 01:15:56 AM  
This is a parody, right?  The Satire tag is missing.  Those two pictured wankers really can't be considered Britain's 'Britghter Future'. Right?  RIGHT!?

Throw me a bone here, people.
 
2014-07-20 01:29:24 AM  
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2014-07-20 01:30:09 AM  

Son of Thunder: fusillade762: Among other groups, including cultural Marxists and the media, 'militant homosexuals' comprise an 'unholy alliance' which is destroying society, according to Renshaw and his pals.

WTF is a "cultural Marxist"?

According to wiki: "Cultural Marxism is a school or offshoot of Marxism that conceives of culture as central to the legitimation of oppression, in addition to the economic factors that Karl Marx emphasized. An outgrowth of Western Marxism (especially from Antonio Gramsci and the Frankfurt School) and finding popularity in the 1960s as cultural studies, cultural Marxism argues that what appear as traditional cultural phenomena intrinsic to Western society, for instance the drive for individual acquisition associated with capitalism, nationalism, the nuclear family, gender roles, race and other forms of cultural identity; are historically recent developments that help to justify and maintain hierarchy."

So my guess is that it's someone who majored in "____ Studies" in college and complains that posting on Fark is just one more way that you legitimize the white male hierarchical capitalist heteronormative rape-culture metanarrative that is keeping them from getting a job outside of Starbucks.


So what we have here is a stooge, another willing victim of history rewritten.
 
2014-07-20 01:33:47 AM  
If an animal makes you challenge your understanding of anything then you have fallen a few pegs down the food chain and don't deserve to stand on-high with homo sapiens.  You should be locked up and milked for menial physical labor.
 
2014-07-20 01:42:38 AM  
I think he's just PO'd because his dog gets there first and cock-blocks him.
 
2014-07-20 01:50:36 AM  
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Jack, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that they're challenging your principles?
 
2014-07-20 01:55:43 AM  
Huh. Sort of reminds me of the time a friend in high school sheepishly admitted that his born-again family had decided to take the family cat to the vet for an abortion after getting preggers with the neighborhood tom once too many times.

It had been a reckoning in their family. They'd drawn a line after much discussion, and apparently unborn kittens didn't cross it.

He was still quite disturbed.

/Think of the kittens!!
 
2014-07-20 01:57:52 AM  

TheOther: This is a parody, right?  The Satire tag is missing.  Those two pictured wankers really can't be considered Britain's 'Britghter Future'. Right?  RIGHT!?

Throw me a bone here, people.


Yes, the dork factor in th BNP must be weapons-grade.
 
2014-07-20 01:59:33 AM  

TheOther: This is a parody, right?  The Satire tag is missing.  Those two pictured wankers really can't be considered Britain's 'Britghter Future'. Right?  RIGHT!?

Throw me a bone here, people.


Well, if this guy is just trolling, he picked a really dangerous venue to do it in. The British National Party is the dregs and scum who were TOO EXTREME for the National Front. They've only deteriorated since Nick Griffin took the helm after race-baiting former president John Tyndall was jailed for "inciting race hatred" (sometimes, having no 1st Amd. is a good thing); and currently their platform puts them somewhere between the most fascist of the Teahadists here in America and mid-level Naziism, if only because they don't actively advocate killing everyone just yet.

If this BNP Youth Leader is just playing Jonathan Swift, he's dancing on very thin ice.
 
2014-07-20 02:34:23 AM  

Gyrfalcon: TheOther: This is a parody, right?  The Satire tag is missing.  Those two pictured wankers really can't be considered Britain's 'Britghter Future'. Right?  RIGHT!?

Throw me a bone here, people.

Well, if this guy is just trolling, he picked a really dangerous venue to do it in. The British National Party is the dregs and scum who were TOO EXTREME for the National Front. They've only deteriorated since Nick Griffin took the helm after race-baiting former president John Tyndall was jailed for "inciting race hatred" (sometimes, having no 1st Amd. is a good thing); and currently their platform puts them somewhere between the most fascist of the Teahadists here in America and mid-level Naziism, if only because they don't actively advocate killing everyone just yet.

If this BNP Youth Leader is just playing Jonathan Swift, he's dancing on very thin ice.


He does appear to be the type to enjoy ice dancing.
 
2014-07-20 02:59:42 AM  

stealthd: buckler: Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.

Holy shiat.


Dobson is insane.
 
2014-07-20 03:15:54 AM  

Gyrfalcon: TheOther: This is a parody, right?  The Satire tag is missing.  Those two pictured wankers really can't be considered Britain's 'Britghter Future'. Right?  RIGHT!?

Throw me a bone here, people.

Well, if this guy is just trolling, he picked a really dangerous venue to do it in. The British National Party is the dregs and scum who were TOO EXTREME for the National Front. They've only deteriorated since Nick Griffin took the helm after race-baiting former president John Tyndall was jailed for "inciting race hatred" (sometimes, having no 1st Amd. is a good thing); and currently their platform puts them somewhere between the most fascist of the Teahadists here in America and mid-level Naziism, if only because they don't actively advocate killing everyone just yet.

If this BNP Youth Leader is just playing Jonathan Swift, he's dancing on very thin ice.



I think you're over dramatizing the BNP there. They were formed due to a power struggle in the National Front (over election strategy) but over time the policies and make up of both groups have been pretty interchangeable. If anything the current BNP is the softer more acceptable face of extreme right-wing UK politics* and the NF a more openly fascist 70's anachronism.

So I don't foresee any great problem in store for Mr Renshaw when he gives up his long hard struggle and surrenders himself to militant homosexuality.


*excluding the Conservative Party.
 
2014-07-20 03:30:51 AM  

rebelyell2006: buckler: Perhaps he should punish the dog brutally. In the annals of Conservatism, there's certainly precedence for it.

I do not know what is worse, the fact that his child-raising ideas are child abuse, or the fact that he made a big production out of a dog issue that could have been resolved with one hand on the scruff of the neck and the other wrapped around the waist. Why "fight" a dog and make it think the human is an equal, when the dog can just be physically picked up and moved without fuss? That works with a 90-pound bloodhound, so why not for a yappy little dog?


Could be a metaphor. Don't they call dachshunds "wiener dogs"?
 
2014-07-20 03:42:29 AM  

Demetrius: Nothing repressed here. Nope.

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I just... why is he wearing so many shirts?
 
2014-07-20 03:45:28 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: . If anything the current BNP is the softer more acceptable face of extreme right-wing UK politics* and the NF a more openly fascist 70's anachronism.


That'd be UKIP. The BNP are a pack of racist filth desperately trying to convince people that they aren't racists. I know it can be difficult to tell one fascist from another. Maybe we need trading cards detailing various strains of oxygen thieves.
 
2014-07-20 04:16:00 AM  
The looks on their faces has me wondering where the guy with glasses has his hands. I also wonder how many NAMBLA members joined their page based on that picture?
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2014-07-20 04:31:44 AM  

mikaloyd: nickdaisy: I don't want to judge people based on their appearances, but this young lad likes his bangers hold the mash, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd bet he's so gay drinks tea.

Aoll brit dudes look gay. Only about half of them suck dicks on a regular basis though


Those would be the female dudes, yeah

/not counting the lesbian female dudes, but that statistic is negated by the male dudes that are actually gay, so the statement stands
 
2014-07-20 04:40:36 AM  

heavymetal: The looks on their faces has me wondering where the guy with glasses has his hands. I also wonder how many NAMBLA members joined their page based on that picture?
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I am pretty sure dogs don't have principles.  They eat their own shiat for goodness sake.  They sure as hell don't care what your God says about it.
 
2014-07-20 04:50:49 AM  

heavymetal: The looks on their faces has me wondering where the guy with glasses has his hands. I also wonder how many NAMBLA members joined their page based on that picture?
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l thought NAMBLA liked 'em young, not pasty and simpering.  Eh, whynotboth.jpg?
 
2014-07-20 04:57:37 AM  

heavymetal: The looks on their faces has me wondering where the guy with glasses has his hands. I also wonder how many NAMBLA members joined their page based on that picture?
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"DARK TIMES"

Subtle.
 
2014-07-20 05:09:05 AM  

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