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(Jezebel)   If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation   (jezebel.com) divider line 34
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433 [TotalFark]
2014-07-20 12:27:06 AM  
6 votes:

www.peoplespharmacy.com

2014-07-19 10:37:10 PM  
6 votes:
Maybe she should have kept a spreadsheet and logged the details
2014-07-20 03:32:23 AM  
4 votes:
sixgun.org
2014-07-20 11:37:59 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-20 05:34:57 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-20 02:16:30 PM  
2 votes:

peterthx: rzrwiresunrise: So this is a Jezebel article about a man being shot because. DNRTFA, so was it his fault she shot him?

Actually being Jezebel it's a how-to editorial.


I thought it was a link to a story from either Lifetime Movie Network or the Hallmark Channel, or as we call them in our house, "The 'It's His Fault' Channels."
2014-07-20 09:25:42 AM  
2 votes:
s17.postimg.org

I guess she wants

s27.postimg.org
2014-07-20 05:03:58 AM  
2 votes:

MellwoodDitworthy: The Perp.   ( gack )

[www.guns.com image 633x695]


Man, that's some cold shiat...

Shooting a blind man in the stomach like that!
2014-07-20 03:54:21 AM  
2 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: So this is a Jezebel article about a man being shot because. DNRTFA, so was it his fault she shot him?


Actually being Jezebel it's a how-to editorial.
Skr
2014-07-20 03:42:06 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if she'll get her comeuppance now?
2014-07-20 03:24:43 AM  
2 votes:
www.fodrizzle.com
2014-07-20 02:30:21 AM  
2 votes:
Tonight , on a very special episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER
2014-07-20 02:16:34 AM  
2 votes:
Had to do it...

www.stomptokyo.com
2014-07-20 01:59:28 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-20 12:31:36 AM  
2 votes:
A lot of people don't realize this but the modern facial is derived from the ancient Japanese tradition of "bukkake." According to this centuries old ritual, it is the first night privilege of a newly married man's friends to gather in a circle around their associate's bride and collectively.... well, you can guess.

There's been some stuff online alleging that this is not accurate and that the origins of bukkake are an urban legend that simplify and perhaps even insult Japanese culture-- but that's entirely untrue.

There was actually an entire episode of mythbusters about this. It's an ancient custom. Bukkake at a Japanese wedding is akin to trick or treating on Halloween in the USA, or eating a cod on Canada Day in Newfoundland. It's just what people do to celebrate.
2014-07-19 11:46:06 PM  
2 votes:

433: fusillade762: Jizz thread?

Is there such a thing as a SFW jizz image?

i2.photobucket.com
cdn.styleforum.net
2014-07-19 10:29:19 PM  
2 votes:
Funny, it's usually the other way around for me.
2014-07-20 10:17:03 AM  
1 votes:

MagSeven: boinkingbill: Wise up India!  This is what happens when your society becomes a big stinking c*nt!  Keep in mind that if you have 10 men and 10 women and get rid of 9 men at the end of a year you will end up with 10 kids, but if you get rid of 9 women and just pork the crap out the last on 100 times a day, you will only end up with 1 kid.  Time to lower the population guys.

Time to post in the right tab, guy.


There's a right tab for that shiat?
2014-07-20 10:07:56 AM  
1 votes:
ajmotia.files.wordpress.com
2014-07-20 06:28:03 AM  
1 votes:
Got a weird feeling, like I had to check this thread. So, what's going on in here?
2014-07-20 05:46:56 AM  
1 votes:
Came for the Testinol, left disappointed.

Fark, I been down with you since senior year in `01. I am dissapoint.
2014-07-20 04:53:25 AM  
1 votes:

boinkingbill: Wise up India!  This is what happens when your society becomes a big stinking c*nt!  Keep in mind that if you have 10 men and 10 women and get rid of 9 men at the end of a year you will end up with 10 kids, but if you get rid of 9 women and just pork the crap out the last on 100 times a day, you will only end up with 1 kid.  Time to lower the population guys.


Time to post in the right tab, guy.
2014-07-20 04:41:31 AM  
1 votes:
i718.photobucket.com
2014-07-20 03:56:16 AM  
1 votes:
I actually had my mega-crazy redhead ex complain when, after an earlier roll in the hay, I didn't fill her mouth up like she expected/wanted. "That's it??!! WTF!!?" She thought I had faked my orgasm. "Why don't you love me?"

/not kidding
//redheads are truly crazy
///the nightmares are returning... Oh god
2014-07-20 03:43:44 AM  
1 votes:
if you cant fill at least two dixie cups, you are worthless.
2014-07-20 03:20:12 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-20 03:11:16 AM  
1 votes:

nickdaisy: A lot of people don't realize this but the modern facial is derived from the ancient Japanese tradition of "bukkake." According to this centuries old ritual, it is the first night privilege of a newly married man's friends to gather in a circle around their associate's bride and collectively.... well, you can guess.

There's been some stuff online alleging that this is not accurate and that the origins of bukkake are an urban legend that simplify and perhaps even insult Japanese culture-- but that's entirely untrue.

There was actually an entire episode of mythbusters about this. It's an ancient custom. Bukkake at a Japanese wedding is akin to trick or treating on Halloween in the USA, or eating a cod on Canada Day in Newfoundland. It's just what people do to celebrate.


That right there is some goddamned world-class trolling right there. Pocket Ninja, when did you get a new screenname?
2014-07-20 03:07:21 AM  
1 votes:

nickdaisy: A lot of people don't realize this but the modern facial is derived from the ancient Japanese tradition of "bukkake." According to this centuries old ritual, it is the first night privilege of a newly married man's friends to gather in a circle around their associate's bride and collectively.... well, you can guess.

There's been some stuff online alleging that this is not accurate and that the origins of bukkake are an urban legend that simplify and perhaps even insult Japanese culture-- but that's entirely untrue.

There was actually an entire episode of mythbusters about this. It's an ancient custom. Bukkake at a Japanese wedding is akin to trick or treating on Halloween in the USA, or eating a cod on Canada Day in Newfoundland. It's just what people do to celebrate.


What that might have looked like.

i.imgur.com
2014-07-20 02:42:47 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Funny, it's usually the other way around for me.


Yeah I read that and thought "uh-oh".

img.fark.net
2014-07-20 02:32:52 AM  
1 votes:

inclemency: https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=oF7LU9W2N9SiyASm64B 4&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dra58oCnMaV8&cd=2&ved=0CCAQtwI wAQ&usg=AFQjCNFRwKJ4SmZ7j0eNwj32ULBtgZNQPQ


Alpha betti spagetti
2014-07-20 02:02:00 AM  
1 votes:
i758.photobucket.com
433 [TotalFark]
2014-07-20 12:02:27 AM  
1 votes:
thumb1.shutterstock.com
2014-07-19 10:56:16 PM  
1 votes:
This is why I'm aggressively marketing individual packets of Guygurt: The yogurt that spurts.  It's copious but not unbelievably so.

You can find it in the dairy section next to the whipped cream.
2014-07-19 10:42:48 PM  
1 votes:

TheOnion: Maybe she should have kept a spreadsheet and logged the details


testing.gobanana.co.uk
well played sir, well played.
 
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