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(Jezebel)   If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation   (jezebel.com) divider line 17
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2014-07-20 03:54:21 AM  
4 votes:

rzrwiresunrise: So this is a Jezebel article about a man being shot because. DNRTFA, so was it his fault she shot him?


Actually being Jezebel it's a how-to editorial.
2014-07-20 02:16:30 PM  
2 votes:

peterthx: rzrwiresunrise: So this is a Jezebel article about a man being shot because. DNRTFA, so was it his fault she shot him?

Actually being Jezebel it's a how-to editorial.


I thought it was a link to a story from either Lifetime Movie Network or the Hallmark Channel, or as we call them in our house, "The 'It's His Fault' Channels."
2014-07-20 03:43:46 AM  
2 votes:
10cc and The Lovin' Spoonful look around, nervously.
2014-07-20 02:15:06 AM  
2 votes:
Not reading the article, but given the husband-beating thing a link was posted to yesterday, am I to presume that Jezebel is in favor of this?
2014-07-19 10:37:10 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe she should have kept a spreadsheet and logged the details
2014-07-20 05:34:57 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-20 05:03:58 AM  
1 votes:

MellwoodDitworthy: The Perp.   ( gack )

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Man, that's some cold shiat...

Shooting a blind man in the stomach like that!
2014-07-20 04:53:25 AM  
1 votes:

boinkingbill: Wise up India!  This is what happens when your society becomes a big stinking c*nt!  Keep in mind that if you have 10 men and 10 women and get rid of 9 men at the end of a year you will end up with 10 kids, but if you get rid of 9 women and just pork the crap out the last on 100 times a day, you will only end up with 1 kid.  Time to lower the population guys.


Time to post in the right tab, guy.
2014-07-20 03:56:16 AM  
1 votes:
I actually had my mega-crazy redhead ex complain when, after an earlier roll in the hay, I didn't fill her mouth up like she expected/wanted. "That's it??!! WTF!!?" She thought I had faked my orgasm. "Why don't you love me?"

/not kidding
//redheads are truly crazy
///the nightmares are returning... Oh god
2014-07-20 03:20:33 AM  
1 votes:
So this is a Jezebel article about a man being shot because. DNRTFA, so was it his fault she shot him?
2014-07-20 03:11:16 AM  
1 votes:

nickdaisy: A lot of people don't realize this but the modern facial is derived from the ancient Japanese tradition of "bukkake." According to this centuries old ritual, it is the first night privilege of a newly married man's friends to gather in a circle around their associate's bride and collectively.... well, you can guess.

There's been some stuff online alleging that this is not accurate and that the origins of bukkake are an urban legend that simplify and perhaps even insult Japanese culture-- but that's entirely untrue.

There was actually an entire episode of mythbusters about this. It's an ancient custom. Bukkake at a Japanese wedding is akin to trick or treating on Halloween in the USA, or eating a cod on Canada Day in Newfoundland. It's just what people do to celebrate.


That right there is some goddamned world-class trolling right there. Pocket Ninja, when did you get a new screenname?
2014-07-20 02:51:15 AM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: What's up, Doc?


W.T.F.?!
2014-07-20 02:09:19 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, not enough ejaculate from a man who's probably as old as she is. I'm 45, when I get to 58 I'll be more worried about getting hard, staying hard, and ejaculating. I won't be worried about whether I am ejaculating enough.

If my GF wants to shoot me over the amount of my ejaculation, I just hope she has good aim. Seriously, dying after sex in my late 50's early 60's is fine by me. Dying by a jealous lover's gun because she thinks I'm cheating just makes my death better.
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2014-07-20 12:27:06 AM  
1 votes:

www.peoplespharmacy.com

433 [TotalFark]
2014-07-20 12:06:02 AM  
1 votes:
It's much easier to find pictures of kids getting a water hose to the face, but I just don't feel that rotten.
2014-07-19 10:56:16 PM  
1 votes:
This is why I'm aggressively marketing individual packets of Guygurt: The yogurt that spurts.  It's copious but not unbelievably so.

You can find it in the dairy section next to the whipped cream.
2014-07-19 10:29:19 PM  
1 votes:
Funny, it's usually the other way around for me.
 
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