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(Jezebel)   If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation   (jezebel.com) divider line 119
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2014-07-20 10:58:13 AM  

topcon: ktybear: BafflerMeal: Honest question, ladies:  Is this a thing? Do girls care about the volume for some reason?

This has never in my life been a thing or discussed in any way.

No volume equals wanking or another chick or something alien I guess

It's actually been proven that "holding out" does not increase sperm volume.  Most ejaculations are always the same volume, no matter if you haven't had an orgasm in 3 hours or 3 weeks.


bullshiat
 
2014-07-20 10:59:48 AM  

Boo_Guy: I REQUIRE NUTRIENTS!! -oblig

Very NSFW


Go on,  click it,  you know you want to.


gotdamn!
 
2014-07-20 11:09:13 AM  

Lsherm: Funny, it's usually the other way around for me.


You really shouldn't shoot your wife
 
2014-07-20 11:14:09 AM  

BafflerMeal: Honest question, ladies:  Is this a thing? Do girls care about the volume for some reason?

This has never in my life been a thing or discussed in any way.


I've never considered it a thing or something that would earn my hubby a gunshot wound.

I might be sane though.
 
2014-07-20 11:28:10 AM  

spoontasic: BafflerMeal: Honest question, ladies:  Is this a thing? Do girls care about the volume for some reason?

This has never in my life been a thing or discussed in any way.

I've never considered it a thing or something that would earn my hubby a gunshot wound.

I might be sane though.


Gotta agree, the wife has had a complaint or two through the years but never that. Practically speaking, wouldn't less make up
Clean up easier?
 
2014-07-20 11:37:59 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-20 12:02:55 PM  
Perhaps his load reduction was due to the limburger-type smegma oozing from her vaginal orifice.
 
2014-07-20 12:47:40 PM  

lack of warmth: Technoir: If she was concerned that he was cheating on her, why didn't she just smell his dick first?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

I bet she already did that, however she isn't dumb enough to think he didn't shower.


You know how I know you didn't read the article?

/Or, see the mugshot, for that matter.
 
2014-07-20 01:02:09 PM  

Dahnkster: What's up, Doc?


Holy crap, that was funny! Thanks for that.
 
2014-07-20 01:03:21 PM  

Kittypie070: demaL-demaL-yeH: Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]

Why would you do that to heavy cream?
Heavy cream is for making pastry.
And ice cream.
And coffee.

Uhm...because it's funny and the kitty was interested??

/not my kitten actually
//some kinda Scandinavian milk product


Skyr, I'm betting. Man, that stuff is good. :)
 
2014-07-20 01:16:45 PM  
There a lesson to be learned here. Something about dicks and the advisability of sticking them into crazy chicks.
 
2014-07-20 01:58:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-20 02:16:30 PM  

peterthx: rzrwiresunrise: So this is a Jezebel article about a man being shot because. DNRTFA, so was it his fault she shot him?

Actually being Jezebel it's a how-to editorial.


I thought it was a link to a story from either Lifetime Movie Network or the Hallmark Channel, or as we call them in our house, "The 'It's His Fault' Channels."
 
2014-07-20 02:29:03 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: "Bulletproof."


upload.wikimedia.org

Also bulletproof.
 
2014-07-20 02:51:44 PM  

mr_crash_davis: [img.fark.net image 273x400]


You people find the strangest things on GIS, dontcha....
 
2014-07-20 04:06:37 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-20 04:12:01 PM  
Holy crap the criminal is so ugly it looks like it belongs to some kind of intergalactic zoo! Are you sure this isn't a case of rape/murder? It's like the criminal monster raped the guy and then tried to kill him so as to not reveal the secret that evil aliens are raping humans!
 
2014-07-20 09:26:36 PM  
www.usageorge.com
 
2014-07-21 02:04:15 AM  
Would that be shooting in the stomach or on the stomach?
 
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