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2014-07-19 05:59:58 PM  
i'm not sure the exorcist counts. that's like using JFK in six degrees of kevin bacon.
 
2014-07-19 07:35:13 PM  
Somewhere, some sicko perv is using this as the soundtrack to his fantasies. Good job, video people.
 
2014-07-19 07:45:33 PM  
List is complete with "penis breath"

Best thing about that movie.
 
2014-07-19 07:47:06 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Somewhere, some sicko perv is using this as the soundtrack to his fantasies. Good job, video people.


It's you isn't it?
 
2014-07-19 07:50:25 PM  
Most of those movies are from the 70s and 80s and were rated PG now they would be rated R.  People are way too sensitive.
 
2014-07-19 08:00:39 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Somewhere, some sicko perv is using this as the soundtrack to his fantasies. Good job, video people.


Meh, there's video out there of me (as an over-30 adult) giving a speech to a church.  I wouldn't be surprised if there were some pervert out there who used it for wank material as well, or would if he/she discovered it.

It's much like the government trying to ban knives, because knives can be used to kill people.  You can't stop people from creating them because of what people  mightdo with them, otherwise you kill freedom for well-intentioned people to do anything at all.
 
2014-07-19 08:07:44 PM  
My daughter always tells me I taught her all the swear word when she was a kid.

Me: So?

Her: Yeah, but you then explained what each word meant!

/A good education is never wasted
 
2014-07-19 08:16:49 PM  

Tom_Slick: Most of those movies are from the 70s and 80s and were rated PG now they would be rated R.  People are way too sensitive.


Difference in marketing. In the 70s and 80s, the majority of movies were marketed towards teenagers and adults. Despite looking like a kids movie, Bad News Bears was a satire excoriating sports parents. FFS, one of the climactic scenes had a coach hitting his kid. Plus, the kids on the team were all products of their parents, including their bad behavior and prejudices.

Most of the time back then, movies were geared towards adults and kids just went along for the ride.

Now, movies are marketed towards teenagers and children, so it's more lucrative to be as inoffensive as possible. A movie like Stand By Me would never even get greenlit today.
 
2014-07-19 08:22:41 PM  
This reminded me of a single (with 4 versions) that Yo La Tengo put out in maybe 2001. It was a cover of the Sun Ra song Nuclear War and on the second version they had kids singing the chorus, which had the word fark in it. I remember my eyes bugging out and then laughing my @ss off.

It's worth looking up; that and the later EP had musicians on it who had played with Sun Ra.
 
2014-07-19 08:35:05 PM  

Six_By_Nine: I wouldn't be surprised if there were some pervert out there who used it for wank material as well, or would if he/she discovered it.


Yeah,you keep telling yourself that. ;)
 
2014-07-19 08:46:05 PM  
How could they have forgotten the scene in the 1989 Wes Craven classic "Shocker" where the evil spirit enters that little girl? That was one of the most epic child cursing scenes in all of modern cinema!
 
2014-07-19 09:09:13 PM  
The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?
 
2014-07-19 09:49:19 PM  

Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?


It'shiat a point that makes communicating a biatchallenging, especially when Boobiesulating an idea.
 
2014-07-19 09:53:37 PM  

Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?


It greenlights a video in which i say shiat balls and I get banned for 24 hours. Greenlighted video which says the same thing; yet I get banned for typing it out. Shiat balls.
 
2014-07-19 10:01:04 PM  
Hey guys,

i88.photobucket.com
What's going on in this thread?
 
2014-07-19 10:11:23 PM  

macross87: I always blame Taft...


right on
 
2014-07-19 10:13:19 PM  

FlashHarry: i'm not sure the exorcist counts. that's like using JFK in six degrees of kevin bacon.


I was just going to click the 'Smart' button, but somehow that just doesn't seem to be enough.  I'm calling you out, FlashHarry, that is a well posited and cogent distillation of the facts.
 
2014-07-19 10:27:55 PM  
'Eat shiat and die."
"Eat shiat and live."

What movie was that from???????
 
2014-07-19 10:30:03 PM  

FlashHarry: i'm not sure the exorcist counts. that's like using JFK in six degrees of kevin bacon.


I keep the lesser known Sleepers in my back pocket if I feel I'm getting stuck. Flatliners helps out, too.
 
2014-07-19 10:32:11 PM  
A pile of shiat has a THOUSAND eyes.
 
2014-07-19 10:32:50 PM  

dstrick44: List is complete with "penis breath"

Best thing about that movie.


That and the fact that the mother cracks up when her kid says it.
 
2014-07-19 10:34:40 PM  

Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?


We are adults who read fark at work. The filters and the mods policing are what make this site as big a success as it is.
 
2014-07-19 10:38:03 PM  

stoli n coke: Difference in marketing. In the 70s and 80s, the majority of movies were marketed towards teenagers and adults.


An article re: this topic (kinda)

SFW

(written and published in late-1969.)
 
2014-07-19 10:39:54 PM  

AaronSynn: 'Eat shiat and die."
"Eat shiat and live."

What movie was that from???????


Sleepaway camp. A 1983 Friday the 13th rip-off most famous (if it's famous at all) for it's psychosexually-ubertwisted twist ending.
 
2014-07-19 10:42:19 PM  

Farking Canuck: dstrick44: List is complete with "penis breath"

Best thing about that movie.

That and the fact that the mother cracks up when her kid says it.


She was a bad single mother.
 
2014-07-19 10:44:35 PM  

Farking Canuck: Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?

We are adults who read fark at work. The filters and the mods policing are what make this site as big a success as it is.


You're Canadian. Are you trying to impress your American "friends" with how puritan you are? C'mon, man, you're better than that!
 
2014-07-19 10:45:24 PM  
...for it's its psychosexually-ubertwisted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pjjuFT6QF4

The movie in full.

/Unsafe for sanity.
 
2014-07-19 10:45:30 PM  
In soviet Russia, site filkters you.
 
2014-07-19 11:09:48 PM  
Chloe Grace Moretz - the white trash child actress.
 
2014-07-19 11:33:29 PM  

baconbeard: Farking Canuck: dstrick44: List is complete with "penis breath"

Best thing about that movie.

That and the fact that the mother cracks up when her kid says it.

She was a bad single mother.


I'm fairly certain that if my kid ever said "penis breath" I would laugh. Then again, I'm pretty sure I would be a terrible parent.

/you can go suck a fark!
 
2014-07-19 11:46:40 PM  
Let's all post stuff that will get filter-pwned. It's getting a bit chilly out there.
 
2014-07-20 12:02:03 AM  
farking HOTY
 
2014-07-20 12:34:22 AM  

Tom_Slick: Most of those movies are from the 70s and 80s and were rated PG now they would be rated R.  People are way too sensitive.


They should've at least used one actual R-rated movie, like "DC Cab", where the little girl calls a kidnapper a pitiful biatch...
 
2014-07-20 01:23:32 AM  

baconbeard: Farking Canuck: Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?

We are adults who read fark at work. The filters and the mods policing are what make this site as big a success as it is.

You're Canadian. Are you trying to impress your American "friends" with how puritan you are? C'mon, man, you're better than that!


dude. That was logic.
 
2014-07-20 02:06:17 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Nix Nightbird: Somewhere, some sicko perv is using this as the soundtrack to his fantasies. Good job, video people.

It's you isn't it?


No. I only use videos of Deanna Troi gasping in response to a psychic attack. Surprisingly, this happened often enough that I have plenty of material to work with.

img.fark.net

oh yeah baby... Keep going.
 
2014-07-20 02:50:16 AM  

BigLuca: Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?

It'shiat a point that makes communicating a biatchallenging, especially when Boobiesulating an idea.


You win.
 
2014-07-20 04:20:16 AM  

baconbeard: Farking Canuck: Death Eats a Cracker: The filters on this site are ridiculous. Are we all not adults?

We are adults who read fark at work. The filters and the mods policing are what make this site as big a success as it is.

You're Canadian. Are you trying to impress your American "friends" with how puritan you are? C'mon, man, you're better than that!


Those filters are what let most Farker's fark at work.
/Fark.
 
2014-07-20 08:08:39 AM  
No dork ? I'm sure I have seen that in a few Disney movies . Also cornhole ...
 
2014-07-20 08:39:54 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Ooba Tooba: Nix Nightbird: Somewhere, some sicko perv is using this as the soundtrack to his fantasies. Good job, video people.

It's you isn't it?

No. I only use videos of Deanna Troi gasping in response to a psychic attack. Surprisingly, this happened often enough that I have plenty of material to work with.

oh yeah baby... Keep going.


Hmm. I will have to look into her body of work. /nubianrdly // had to for the filter game
 
2014-07-20 12:45:45 PM  
I had to rewind Kick-Ass just to check she'd said it. I'm rarely shocked by anything in movies, but that one? Yeah...
 
2014-07-20 04:33:07 PM  

baconbeard: Farking Canuck: dstrick44: List is complete with "penis breath"

Best thing about that movie.

That and the fact that the mother cracks up when her kid says it.

She was a bad single mother.


I think she was juuust fine!
 
2014-07-20 06:48:00 PM  
The Bad News Bears kid was my childhood hero.
 
2014-07-20 10:50:07 PM  

dstrick44: List is complete with "penis breath"

Best thing about that movie.


These days, they probably wouldn't get away with a PG rating for a line like this. There's also a scene with the older brother saying, "What is this shiat?"
 
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