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(Deadspin)   Well, at least it isn't a player getting arrested this time, right Ravens' fans?   (deadspin.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, ESPYs, long snapper, Morgan Cox, Michael Sams, adulterers  
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1705 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Jul 2014 at 2:44 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-19 12:46:08 PM  
I doubt he married her for her intelligence.
 
2014-07-19 01:44:09 PM  
I'm dunno that this writer's logic is that much better than the wife's.
 
2014-07-19 01:45:50 PM  
Or much better than my typing skills.
 
2014-07-19 02:46:22 PM  
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...I hate this goddamn city.
 
2014-07-19 02:59:24 PM  
So because she doesn't like homosexuality or men cheating on their wives, it should all be locked in a closet and never talked about. Well lady I don't like people who complain about people publicly talking about things that happen in everyday life, so lady you should be locked away in a closet and never talked about.
 
2014-07-19 03:01:13 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2014-07-19 03:03:55 PM  
Drake should troll her hard and add a verse about the sad fate of Tiger woods after he quit cheatin on his wife.
 
2014-07-19 03:05:53 PM  

ongbok: So because she doesn't like homosexuality or men cheating on their wives,



One of these things is not like the other.Although a Venn diagram would show some overlap.
 
2014-07-19 03:07:22 PM  
I think you might be wound up a little too tight if the sight of Drake and Michael Sam on the same night invokes a screed of Hitler and biblical references.
 
2014-07-19 03:10:32 PM  

ongbok: So because she doesn't like homosexuality or men cheating on their wives, it should all be locked in a closet and never talked about. Well lady I don't like people who complain about people publicly talking about things that happen in everyday life, so lady you should be locked away in a closet and never talked about.


Yeah, but she has selectively-interpreted bible quotes on her side, so she wins.
 
2014-07-19 03:12:55 PM  
Let the Farker that has not godwin-ed cast the first derp.
 
2014-07-19 03:17:03 PM  
In her defense of her overall point... yeah, it was pretty tacky to green light a song about players cheating on their wives...in front of their wives.

/never heard the song.
//Her last name is Cox.
 
2014-07-19 03:17:25 PM  

Crudbucket: ongbok: So because she doesn't like homosexuality or men cheating on their wives, it should all be locked in a closet and never talked about. Well lady I don't like people who complain about people publicly talking about things that happen in everyday life, so lady you should be locked away in a closet and never talked about.

Yeah, but she has selectively-interpreted bible quotes on her side, so she wins.


This type of stuff is why athletes really should explain to their SO why they should never publicly comment on their sport or other athletes in their sport, it will bring them nothing but grief. What do any of you Farkers think would happen if your SO publicly said something like this about one of your coworkers or the entertainment arranged for a company function or the company.
 
2014-07-19 03:22:39 PM  
Cox, her name is Cox.

(muffled laughing like a 6-year old )
 
2014-07-19 03:26:31 PM  
I don't like Cox rammed down my throat.
 
2014-07-19 03:28:15 PM  
The godly Ms. Cox must be in about 12 different kinds of pain to have to be associated with the heathen scofflaws known as the Baltimore Ravens. Her husband should go punt for a church flag-football team.
 
2014-07-19 03:35:31 PM  
Finally someone standing up for moral truths that are absolute, as seen in the bible. Where murder is not too terrible if you are the king and repent later, or if you kill an Egyptian because they are evil, or you kill everyone on the planet because you are all-powerful and thus killing unborn and newborn children is acceptable.
 
2014-07-19 03:45:12 PM  
Fundamentalist Christianity is hell of a drug! Seriously, let go of some of that hate and fear.
 
2014-07-19 03:46:48 PM  
And this is why athletes and their wives very rarely do anything else significant with their lives. They're not the smartest of people.

~Embarrased Ravens' Fan
 
2014-07-19 03:59:53 PM  

zerkalo: Fundamentalist Christianity is hell of a drug! Seriously, let go of some of that hate and fear.


But what would they have left then?
 
2014-07-19 04:34:21 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-19 05:42:07 PM  
Because two men in love with each other is the same as genocide or stealing other women's husbands.

What a stupid farking coont.
 
2014-07-19 06:41:17 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I don't like Cox rammed down my throat.


That's not what I heard...
 
2014-07-19 08:22:07 PM  
So for some reason fans of the football team should feel...what? Embarassed? Ashamed?...about the opinions of the wife of the farking long snapper?

Instead of, IDK, not giving a shiat what the wife of the 52nd guy on the roster thinks about the ESPYs. Like a normal person.

Because apparently on Fark if you're a fan of a football team you are personally responsible and accountable for the actions, thoughts, and opinions of anyone in anyway related to anyone that plays on your team.

/person says something stupid, yawn, maybe the blogger should climb out of his basement and walk around the real world and hear all the stupid shiat that gets said every day
//oh wait, that doesn't generate clicks, can only get attention if we connect it to someone who sort of plays football so we can laugh at the team's fans
///Stupid Ravens' fans! The wife of your long snapper said something dumb! What a bunch of clowns haha!
 
2014-07-19 08:37:14 PM  
You know who else was publicly vilified for their beliefs?
 
2014-07-19 08:41:54 PM  
I wonder if she'd be offended that I got her confused with Laverne Cox?
 
2014-07-20 08:46:32 AM  
Women attracted to long snappers are just plain crazy to begin with.
 
2014-07-20 10:07:34 AM  
She doesn't seem unintelligent, but her anger sure let her lose the plot. I certainly understand her being upset, especially as the wife of an athlete, that Drake's (whoever the fark that is) legitimizes married athletes farking around and the cumdumsters who provide the receptacles. But then she went off the rails.

/don't blog angry
 
2014-07-20 11:06:27 AM  

CipollinaFan: I doubt he married her for her intelligence.


Yeah she's quoting bible verses, that's enough to leave her right there
 
2014-07-21 01:58:01 AM  
There is nothing more replaceable on an NFL squad than a long-snapper...they are essentially just minimum salary fill-ins.  Let's see if Mr. Cox makes the squad this year...
 
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