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(Omaha World Herald)   Officially average Omaha will be the nation's test bed for new Taco Bell breakfast items   (omaha.com) divider line 70
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2014-07-19 04:56:53 PM  
Two eggs over-easy and two slices of pan fried Wright bacon is all I need.
 
2014-07-19 05:11:24 PM  
Omaha sells liquor in their grocery stores so they're ok,
 
2014-07-19 05:18:14 PM  
Ah man........  For a while, Toledo was the testing grounds for Taco Bell's new shiatastic "food" offerings.  Oh well, enjoy your craptastic breakfasts Omaha!
 
2014-07-19 05:20:46 PM  

crotchgrabber: For my greasy breakfast needs I think I will stick with the quarter pound of chorizo with a couple eggs, peppers, onions, cheese, guac, sour cream, salsa and anus igniting hot sauce wrapped in a tortilla from the taco truck down the street. Thanks anyway Taco Bell.
/large horchata with that please.


So typical of the Hot Sauce crowd. Its great that you like hot sauce. Eat what you want. But every last one of you pretentious douchenozzles has to declare to the world that you like anus igniting, ghost pepper is mild, I'm tougher than you look at me daddy hotter than the sun hot sauce. Every time. Bless your hearts.
 
2014-07-19 05:22:53 PM  

stan unusual: uber humper: They wouldn't want to try anything out in a place with real Mexicans.

These guys beg to differ.[cincowp.spaceforgrowth.com image 715x684]


Recreating Pancho Villa's invasion of Omaha?
 
2014-07-19 05:26:15 PM  

uber humper: They wouldn't want to try anything out in a place with real Mexicans.


You know how many Taco Bells there are in Los Angeles?

And many people actually go there (though they may be visiting from Omaha)
 
2014-07-19 05:44:56 PM  

thamike: uber humper: They wouldn't want to try anything out in a place with real Mexicans.

You know how many Taco Bells there are in Los Angeles?

And many people actually go there (though they may be visiting from Omaha)


No doubt. Taco Bell =/= Mexican food. As the Wienerschnitzel chain =/= German Food
 
2014-07-19 06:02:37 PM  

ImpendingCynic: desertfool: Their breakfast burritos are bland. They used to sell breakfast burritos that had potatoes and salsa in them. That was the early '90's in Tucson, I don't know if it was a national thing or not.
We had them in the L.A. area too. They were awesome - sausage crumbles, hash brown nuggets, shredded cheese (that good full-fat cheese), and salsa. Man, I miss those.


Thank you for validating my memory of their old breakfast menu. I knew I remembered them, but some memories from that era are a bit hazy :)
 
2014-07-19 06:33:13 PM  

omaha HUSSEIN nebraska

 
2014-07-19 06:56:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: spawn73: crotchgrabber: spawn73: Not liking Taco Bell just makes you a snob.

No. It means I don't like eating shiatty food.

Tacos costs farking 59cents.

And taste like shiat. I'll stick with real tacos for a dollar from a local joint. Oh no! I'm hipster and snobby!


Lots of people either don't have that option or the local joints are worse.

/Breakfast Crunchwrap's good as far as fast food breakfast goes
//nothing beats Hardee's biscuits though
 
2014-07-19 07:02:52 PM  

FlyingJ: used to be Minneapolis population was the closest match of the US stats when it came to test marketing...


I remember Omaha and Minneapolis as being two of the very few OK Soda test markets. :)
 
2014-07-19 07:14:38 PM  
I've been to Omaha once. I liked it. In fact it's like a mirror image of Sacramento, which is funny since the cities were the termini for the transcontinental railroad
 
2014-07-19 07:40:05 PM  

Strolpol: crotchgrabber: spawn73: crotchgrabber: spawn73: Not liking Taco Bell just makes you a snob.

No. It means I don't like eating shiatty food.

Tacos costs farking 59cents.

And taste like shiat. I'll stick with real tacos for a dollar from a local joint. Oh no! I'm hipster and snobby!

Lots of people either don't have that option or the local joints are worse.

/Breakfast Crunchwrap's good as far as fast food breakfast goes
//nothing beats Hardee's biscuits though


Here in Battle Creek, MI, we have a number of Mexican food joints... run by actual Mexicans serving actual Mexican food. And they seem to be doing rather well. Thank God for our guests from south of the border deciding that Battle Creek, MI was where they wanted to live (we actually have a rather sizable Latino community here for being as far north of the Mexican-US border as we are).
 
2014-07-19 08:35:20 PM  

Und Becks: I think you'd better turn your ticket in and leave your money right at the door.


Why are you threading your toes through a bucket of rain?
 
2014-07-19 09:41:50 PM  

uber humper: stan unusual: uber humper: They wouldn't want to try anything out in a place with real Mexicans.

These guys beg to differ.[cincowp.spaceforgrowth.com image 715x684]

Recreating Pancho Villa's invasion of Omaha?


Are you thinking of the former Lincolnite who was sent to deal with Villa- Black Jack Pershing.
 
2014-07-19 10:46:48 PM  
OMG it's Mexican-ish fast food, it's not local grass fed non GMO beef tacos from a hipster food truck. It is not fine dining, it's a chain fast food place, as in you know you can get the same thing from California to Maine. That local taco truck isn't going to follow you around the country.

Get over it.
 
2014-07-19 10:50:22 PM  
Oh wait, I forgot- Welcome to Fark. Silly me, carry on
 
2014-07-20 06:17:39 AM  
Taco Bell is delicious of you disagree your ass is grass go to hell
 
2014-07-20 06:46:39 AM  

crotchgrabber: spawn73: crotchgrabber: spawn73: Not liking Taco Bell just makes you a snob.

No. It means I don't like eating shiatty food.

Tacos costs farking 59cents.

And taste like shiat. I'll stick with real tacos for a dollar from a local joint. Oh no! I'm hipster and snobby!


That's not what made you a hipster, it was your description of the food truck.
 
2014-07-20 06:22:53 PM  

spawn73: crotchgrabber: spawn73: crotchgrabber: spawn73: Not liking Taco Bell just makes you a snob.

No. It means I don't like eating shiatty food.

Tacos costs farking 59cents.

And taste like shiat. I'll stick with real tacos for a dollar from a local joint. Oh no! I'm hipster and snobby!

That's not what made you a hipster, it was your description of the food truck.


Jesus, you two.
 
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