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(WTOP)   "She became belligerent when told by the manager to leave, hurling condiments and a charity box at the staff behind the counter... she pulled down her pants and began performing a 'lewd act in front of Dick's' said police"   (wtop.com) divider line 59
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2014-07-19 02:29:45 PM  
Sounds like Courtney is off the wagon...

again...

I swear, yo-yos cycle less than her.

/admit it, it was your first thought.
 
2014-07-19 02:49:19 PM  
She got excited by Dicks. What else is new.
 
2014-07-19 02:55:46 PM  
Broadway Dick's is the best place to grab a deluxe and watch the freak show at 1 or 2 AM.

/obligitory comment about bag of hot, greasy Dick's.
www.ddir.com
 
2014-07-19 02:59:33 PM  
How many dicks were involved?
 
2014-07-19 03:06:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many dicks were involved?


An entire bag.
 
2014-07-19 03:40:32 PM  
Mom?!
 
2014-07-19 03:58:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many dicks were involved?


Only one...

But it was British

s3.hubimg.com
 
2014-07-19 04:37:01 PM  
Try not to blow anyone on the way to the parking ....too late.
 
2014-07-19 04:37:44 PM  
Sounds like she wanted a Jack in the Box...
 
2014-07-19 04:37:51 PM  
EABOD
 
2014-07-19 04:38:07 PM  
She apparently caused $75 worth of damage during her explicit tirade. Sorry, no photos are available.

Dick's pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-07-19 04:38:46 PM  
"Sorry, no photos available" lol
 
2014-07-19 04:42:14 PM  
Agressive condiment passing is not acceptable behavior.
 
2014-07-19 04:42:17 PM  
"Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."

static.thecia.com.au

"How many dicks is that?"

assets.nydailynews.com

"A lot."

images4.fanpop.com
 
2014-07-19 04:43:04 PM  
cdn.someecards.com
Someone get that girl some white dick.
 
2014-07-19 04:49:52 PM  
She was pissed it wasn't In N Out


Dicks>In N Out

/California raised
 
2014-07-19 04:50:27 PM  

baka-san: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many dicks were involved?

Only one...

But it was British

[s3.hubimg.com image 240x240]



Spotted too.
 
2014-07-19 04:55:26 PM  
You mean to tell me that in this age of cell phone photo-happy people, not one person took a pic of this!?
I call bullshiat!!

/ok, I wanted to see photo
 
2014-07-19 04:56:53 PM  
Thanks to the internets, I think I found a still of the crime scene just before our lady of honor was kicked out...

a.abcnews.com
 
2014-07-19 04:59:34 PM  
So I had a little too much ti drink.
It happens
 
2014-07-19 05:02:26 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: You mean to tell me that in this age of cell phone photo-happy people, not one person took a pic of this!?
I call bullshiat!!

/ok, I wanted to see photo


My black Benz limo has a cellular phone
 
2014-07-19 05:08:11 PM  
I like how >50% of the actualy article was in the headline
 
2014-07-19 05:08:25 PM  
What you call a lewd act,  she calls ventriloquism.
 
2014-07-19 05:08:37 PM  

LeroyBourne: Someone get that girl some white dick.


Thanks- I just laughed so hard I peed a little.
 
2014-07-19 05:13:42 PM  
They terrible burgers but have been around since dirt in Seattle so the locals don't really know any better. The one on Capitol Hill is absolutely the worst though, a site for the congregation of the worst humans in Seattle has to offer. It's a bit like a bright light at night for bugs though, keeps the rest of Broadway a bit safer by keeping most of the dregs in one spot.
 
2014-07-19 05:18:36 PM  
Meth... a hell of a drug.
 
2014-07-19 05:20:41 PM  
extrafancy, who do you think you are, Billy Ray Valentine???

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-19 05:21:19 PM  

Cepheus Crater: It's a bit like a bright light at night for bugs though, keeps the rest of Broadway a bit safer by keeping most of the dregs in one spot.


JoieD'Zen: Broadway Dick's is the best place to grab a deluxe and watch the freak show at 1 or 2 AM.


Cepheus Crater meet JoieD'Zen, JoieD'Zen meet Cepheus Crater
 
2014-07-19 05:22:21 PM  
Maybe she just wasn't a big fan of Macklemore.
 
2014-07-19 05:22:39 PM  

Cepheus Crater: They terrible burgers but have been around since dirt in Seattle so the locals don't really know any better. The one on Capitol Hill is absolutely the worst though, a site for the congregation of the worst humans in Seattle has to offer. It's a bit like a bright light at night for bugs though, keeps the rest of Broadway a bit safer by keeping most of the dregs in one spot.


So after visiting Wal-Mart they go to that spot, dicks for a bite of meat
 
2014-07-19 05:28:30 PM  
Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker.
v007o.popscreen.com
 
2014-07-19 05:28:59 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."

[static.thecia.com.au image 350x228]

"How many dicks is that?"

[assets.nydailynews.com image 425x350]

"A lot."

[images4.fanpop.com image 358x450]


Toby...who the fark is Toby? Toby... Toby

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2014-07-19 05:30:45 PM  

Brainsick: Dicks>In N Out


WA native here, and I have to say that an animal style double double > Dicks any day.

That said: Frisko Freeze > Dicks, all day every day since there's no In N Out up here.

/Tacoma, WA represent!
//Frisko Freeze isn't as good as it was when I was younger, though
///My lawn, get off it!
 
2014-07-19 05:42:12 PM  
I thought they were talking about Dick's Last Resort, and I was puzzled as to why it was a problem.

Such behavior is considered acceptable at DLR.

Also, Five Guys > All others.
 
2014-07-19 05:42:33 PM  
I'm guessing the Posse wasn't on Broadway that night.
 
2014-07-19 05:45:03 PM  
My guess is that the article is just fine without pics
 
2014-07-19 05:46:20 PM  

Tom_Slick: I'm guessing the Posse wasn't on Broadway that night.


Too many of that song's  land marks have disappeared
 
2014-07-19 05:53:06 PM  

LeroyBourne: Someone get that girl some white dick.


What is this reference?
 
2014-07-19 05:59:30 PM  

undernova: LeroyBourne: Someone get that girl some white dick.

What is this reference?


Link
nsfw language
 
2014-07-19 06:02:49 PM  

johnny_vegas: Cepheus Crater: It's a bit like a bright light at night for bugs though, keeps the rest of Broadway a bit safer by keeping most of the dregs in one spot.

JoieD'Zen: Broadway Dick's is the best place to grab a deluxe and watch the freak show at 1 or 2 AM.

Cepheus Crater meet JoieD'Zen, JoieD'Zen meet Cepheus Crater


It's an honor and if you don['t mind me saying so, it sounds like Cepheus could use a whole lot of dicks, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-07-19 06:12:16 PM  

JoieD'Zen: johnny_vegas: Cepheus Crater: It's a bit like a bright light at night for bugs though, keeps the rest of Broadway a bit safer by keeping most of the dregs in one spot.

JoieD'Zen: Broadway Dick's is the best place to grab a deluxe and watch the freak show at 1 or 2 AM.

Cepheus Crater meet JoieD'Zen, JoieD'Zen meet Cepheus Crater

It's an honor and if you don['t mind me saying so, it sounds like Cepheus could use a whole lot of dicks, if you know what I mean.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqtwh1yZgC4

/not a rick roll, if you get my drift
 
2014-07-19 06:13:07 PM  
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.

50.57.175.119
 
2014-07-19 06:19:11 PM  
Doesn't surprise me with that dicks location. I once saw a big black dude in a mini skirt there.
 
2014-07-19 06:26:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How many dicks were involved?


A whole bowl.
 
2014-07-19 06:37:44 PM  
Reefer Madness. It was just a matter of time before something like this was going to happen.
 
2014-07-19 06:41:42 PM  

jpo2269: extrafancy, who do you think you are, Billy Ray Valentine???


I was thinking sir mix-a-lot this far from thanksgiving.
 
2014-07-19 06:59:10 PM  
Sorry no photos available.

She must be fat and ugly as hell.
 
2014-07-19 07:05:51 PM  
Yeah, pretty standard for the area. I've lived here since 2002 and there is never a dull moment. Capitol Hill > your neighborhood. The end.
 
2014-07-19 07:18:36 PM  

boinkingbill: Sorry no photos available.

She must be fat and ugly as hell.


In that area there is no guarantee "she" is even female!!
 
2014-07-19 07:32:56 PM  
Damn skippy. I lived for a few years about 3 blocks from that particular Dick's. Never a dull moment on the hill there.
 
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