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(News4Jax)   Rest area that was once famous for co-ed hookers and drugs now known for its poisonous snakes. I love you, Florida   (news4jax.com) divider line 13
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2014-07-19 12:29:26 PM  
5 votes:
My pastor said snakes are the devil's helpers which is why you should shoot em when your out hunting if you see them or if you're just driving and one goes in front of your car you should just run them over because that one tricked Adam out of the garden and snakes can bite and they are dangerous and he said in some churches up in West Virginia they pass snakes around during services to show they have the Lord's blessing but my pastor said we don't need to do that to show The Lord loves us instead we can just give $10 to the new annex building fund and bring our families to next month's fish fry down at the county park and pay the contribution and then the devil's messengers won't bite us.

That's what my pastor said.
2014-07-19 01:25:49 PM  
2 votes:

SwiftFox: Are there any rest areas in California which don't have signs warning of the rattlesnakes?


Why? Rattlesnakes come with their own warnings.
2014-07-19 01:07:01 PM  
2 votes:

texdent: If the snakes got rid of the drugs and hookers, what will get rid of the snakes?


The mayor has a solution.

Whacking Day

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2014-07-19 12:30:08 PM  
2 votes:

nickdaisy: My pastor said snakes are the devil's helpers which is why you should shoot em when your out hunting if you see them or if you're just driving and one goes in front of your car you should just run them over because that one tricked Adam out of the garden and snakes can bite and they are dangerous and he said in some churches up in West Virginia they pass snakes around during services to show they have the Lord's blessing but my pastor said we don't need to do that to show The Lord loves us instead we can just give $10 to the new annex building fund and bring our families to next month's fish fry down at the county park and pay the contribution and then the devil's messengers won't bite us.

That's what my pastor said.


Holy run on sentence, Batman!
2014-07-19 08:24:02 PM  
1 votes:

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Henry the Helpful Scorpion just wants you to know.
2014-07-19 04:45:16 PM  
1 votes:
Florida is like Australia. Half the inhabitants are trying to kill you.
2014-07-19 01:11:30 PM  
1 votes:
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Trouser snakes?
2014-07-19 01:01:32 PM  
1 votes:
See! The hookers kept the snakes away! Sheesh people.
2014-07-19 12:55:57 PM  
1 votes:

texdent: If the snakes got rid of the drugs and hookers, what will get rid of the snakes?


Gorillas
2014-07-19 12:36:29 PM  
1 votes:

skinink: Not just any old prostitutes, but co-eds from the University of Florida. Now that's a rest stop I'd take my chances at...


You've never been to Gainesville, have you?
2014-07-19 12:28:32 PM  
1 votes:
Snake problems follow naturally from drug-addled hookers.
2014-07-19 12:25:29 PM  
1 votes:
If the snakes got rid of the drugs and hookers, what will get rid of the snakes?
2014-07-19 10:55:36 AM  
1 votes:
"I have a friend that's sacred of snakes and I thought she'd get a kick out of it,"

She's a high priestess in the Church of Dick.
 
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