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(News4Jax)   Rest area that was once famous for co-ed hookers and drugs now known for its poisonous snakes. I love you, Florida   (news4jax.com) divider line 61
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2014-07-19 03:46:11 PM  

bunner: skinink: Not just any old prostitutes, but co-eds from the University of Florida. Now that's a rest stop I'd take my chances at...

I ain't trying to make an issue of this, but doesn't the fact that dome girls need to auction off their vjoohoos at rest stops sort of detract from the point of their higher education?


The dome girls work the campus around the O'Connell Center, not at rest stops.
 
2014-07-19 04:21:16 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: bunner: skinink: Not just any old prostitutes, but co-eds from the University of Florida. Now that's a rest stop I'd take my chances at...

I ain't trying to make an issue of this, but doesn't the fact that dome girls need to auction off their vjoohoos at rest stops sort of detract from the point of their higher education?

The dome girls work the campus around the O'Connell Center, not at rest stops.


Yeah, I can't type.  s/d/s
 
2014-07-19 04:45:16 PM  
Florida is like Australia. Half the inhabitants are trying to kill you.
 
2014-07-19 05:10:34 PM  

txchad: Florida is like Australia. Half the inhabitants are trying to kill you.


As well as being a criminal colony.
 
2014-07-19 05:23:28 PM  
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2014-07-19 06:49:46 PM  

farkinglizardking: These signs have been around in FL for at least a decade. Not news. But after reading the article, I understand why the writer thought it was....

And just because they busted the hookers doesn't mean they're not still working rest stops. It is Florida, after all


Local to this rest stop.

It is right on the edge of Paynes Prarie which was a lake 120 years ago.  Usually kinda swampy, we've been dry for a long time and are finally getting a "normal" amount of summer time rain and storms (ie, a shiatload)

So I imagine with rising water levels, the critters are being pushed closer to 441, I75, and the rest stops.

/ wonder if you can still pick 'shrooms on the SE side...
 
2014-07-19 08:24:02 PM  

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Henry the Helpful Scorpion just wants you to know.
 
2014-07-19 08:27:33 PM  

SwiftFox: Are there any rest areas in California which don't have signs warning of the rattlesnakes?


In California they just have to warn you that stopping at the rest stop may cause cancer.
 
2014-07-19 09:20:09 PM  
Is there a major prostitution ring involving University of Kentucky co-eds around Lexington, and if so where are they? EIP!
 
2014-07-20 11:35:03 AM  

v15: nickdaisy: My pastor said snakes are the devil's helpers which is why you should shoot em when your out hunting if you see them or if you're just driving and one goes in front of your car you should just run them over because that one tricked Adam out of the garden and snakes can bite and they are dangerous and he said in some churches up in West Virginia they pass snakes around during services to show they have the Lord's blessing but my pastor said we don't need to do that to show The Lord loves us instead we can just give $10 to the new annex building fund and bring our families to next month's fish fry down at the county park and pay the contribution and then the devil's messengers won't bite us.

That's what my pastor said.

It blows my mind that so many Christians actually believe that a snake talked.


Never watched C-SPAN, have you.
 
2014-07-20 08:16:18 PM  

v15: nickdaisy: My pastor said snakes are the devil's helpers which is why you should shoot em when your out hunting if you see them or if you're just driving and one goes in front of your car you should just run them over because that one tricked Adam out of the garden and snakes can bite and they are dangerous and he said in some churches up in West Virginia they pass snakes around during services to show they have the Lord's blessing but my pastor said we don't need to do that to show The Lord loves us instead we can just give $10 to the new annex building fund and bring our families to next month's fish fry down at the county park and pay the contribution and then the devil's messengers won't bite us.

That's what my pastor said.

It blows my mind that so many Christians actually believe that a snake talked.


Snakes talk all the time.

//insert lawyer joke here
 
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