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(My Fox Chicago)   Chicago Cubs sue group behind 'Billy Cub' mascot for engaging in "inappropriate and unsavory actions" such as rude, profane and derogatory remarks and gesticulations, and getting into bar fights. Sounds like a bunch of Cubs fans   (myfoxchicago.com ) divider line
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2014-07-19 02:50:32 PM  
Cubs suck. Cubs fans suck more.
 
2014-07-19 04:01:09 PM  
Because a bunch of White Sox fan would have exchanged gunfire?
 
2014-07-19 04:09:28 PM  
Sounds like Billy Cub is suffering from depression
 
2014-07-19 04:23:09 PM  

show me: Cubs suck. Cubs fans suck more.


Yeah but cubs fans mothers suck best
 
2014-07-19 04:25:09 PM  
Cubs should sue themselves for being the Cubs.
 
2014-07-19 04:37:06 PM  
A Cub fan who is also a furry AND charges rube tourists 5 bucks for pictures AND gets drunk and disorderly in bars? Which Chicago Farker is this?
 
2014-07-19 04:37:27 PM  
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/ the fantardest fans evar
 
2014-07-19 04:49:31 PM  

show me: Cubs suck. Cubs fans suck more.


Amen.
 
2014-07-19 04:56:40 PM  
Doesn't surprise me the punch was thrown at John Barleycorn. That place is if an Ed Hardy shirt was a bar.
 
2014-07-19 05:24:46 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Because a bunch of White Sox fan would have exchanged gunfire?


They'd get tweaked out on meth and assault a base coach.
 
2014-07-19 06:10:19 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [media.tumblr.com image 300x206]

/ the fantardest fans evar


Not the ones that come to Seattle because it's actually cheaper to come out here to watch them than actually get to tickets to Yankee Stadium.

And the Cubs fans are by FAAAAARRRRRR the biggest group of obnoxious, drunken, vomiting bunch of dickwads that show up. And the men are worse!

And I'm really looking forward to the Blue Jays, because that team brings the hot, slightly drunk chicks.
 
2014-07-19 06:23:11 PM  
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2014-07-19 06:51:26 PM  

Weigard: Doesn't surprise me the punch was thrown at John Barleycorn. That place is if an Ed Hardy shirt was a bar.


I was really pleased that their Lincoln Park location shut down. Gives me hope that the others may follow.

Old Crow Smokehouse is the new hotspot for the douchiest people in Wrigleyville.

That whole area is just the worst. So glad the iO is moving by North n Clybourn.
Makes my life so much easier.
 
2014-07-19 07:58:31 PM  

Talented Ass Clown: show me: Cubs suck. Cubs fans suck more.

Amen.


Aaaaaawwwww. :(
 
2014-07-19 09:28:11 PM  
A website promoting the character, billycub78.info, refers to Billy Cub as an "unofficial mascot" for the Cubs and claims he has been "positively impacting and improving the Wrigleyville game day experience for over 2,000,000 fans" since 2007."

'Positively impacting'. Another way to say 'everyone is positive I've impacted my fast into those 2 million fans'.
 
2014-07-19 10:25:13 PM  
These guys *are* assholes. Seeing one of then walk into a bar in the getup is a buzzkill because you know something stupid is going to transpire (and not the good kind of stupid).
 
2014-07-19 10:30:35 PM  

show me: Cubs suck. Cubs fans suck more.


We have the most fun and that makes some people irrationally angry. If by some act of Satan the Cubs actually win a WS, the resulting celebration will be such that anything you ever experience with regards to your own team will seem petty and hollow and weak (because it will be). Suck it.
 
2014-07-20 12:28:57 AM  
Tell you this much: That headline for Billy Cub still makes him sound better than Clark...
 
2014-07-20 01:34:14 AM  

IlGreven: Tell you this much: That headline for Billy Cub still makes him sound better than Clark...


The thing about Clark... well, first off, the Cubs don't need a mascot at all, Clark or Billy Cub or whoever, though I'm starting to sense that the real reason Clark is around is to give the Cubs a way to shut down Billy. So, fine, if that's the reason, I can deal with it. It's not the end of the world.

But why did they name him after a street in foul territory? Couldn't they at least name him Sheffield, after a street the Cubs batters are supposed to be aiming for?
 
2014-07-20 01:47:01 AM  
Is there any team in baseball that sues its fans more than the Cubbies.
 
2014-07-20 08:56:52 AM  

Weigard: Doesn't surprise me the punch was thrown at John Barleycorn. That place is if an Ed Hardy shirt was a bar.


Ha, that explains a few things. Many years ago the last bar fight I was in happened to be at a Barleycorn, can't recall which one.

A bunch of us that had no business being in a bar like that got dragged by our significant others. We lasted all of 6 minutes.

//Many Ed Hardy shirts were lost that day.
///It was glorious
 
2014-07-20 09:18:01 AM  

Gosling:
The thing about Clark... well, first off, the Cubs don't need a mascot at all, Clark or Billy Cub or whoever, though I'm starting to sense that the real reason Clark is around is to give the Cubs a way to shut down Billy. So, fine, if that's the reason, I can deal with it. It's not the end of the world.

But why did they name him after a street in foul territory? Couldn't they at least name him Sheffield, after a street the Cubs batters are supposed to be aiming for?


sportsmockery.com
 
2014-07-20 10:07:34 PM  
Yes, yes, let the Cubs hate flow through you!
 
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