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(WCPO Cincinnati)   KY pastor wants the ID of teens who keep breaking into his church, making pizza and taunting the security cameras. In other news, well apparently there isn't a whole lot of other news in Dry Ridge, KY   (wcpo.com) divider line 36
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2014-07-19 10:05:17 AM  
Well, yeah... KY prevents Dry Ridge from being a problem.
 
2014-07-19 10:23:03 AM  
...the last two times Open Door Baptist Church was vandalized...

Think I might see the problem here.

/Low hanging fruit is low and easily accessible.
 
2014-07-19 12:00:07 PM  

quatchi: ...the last two times Open Door Baptist Church was vandalized...

Think I might see the problem here.

/Low hanging fruit is low and easily accessible.


Just like the post above yours.  Done in one, and all that, but an easy grab.
 
2014-07-19 12:04:57 PM  
Oblig:

www.iamacyborg.com
 
2014-07-19 12:06:10 PM  
Well damn. I was gonna comment, but the first two comments have set a high bar for low fruit that I just can't match.

Thanks for the laughs you silly Farkers. :)
 
2014-07-19 12:07:15 PM  
Not much going on in Dry Ridge.  A ghetto outlet mall, the nicest place is probably the Hampton Inn.  Though that is more than a lot of small towns can boast.
 
2014-07-19 12:08:50 PM  
Kept reading "the Idaho of teens" before I got it. Coffee please?
 
2014-07-19 12:09:33 PM  
KY pastor wants the ID of teens.  But only if they look like ME.  I recommended he consult an MD, but AL thought that was a bad idea, and PA wouldn't go along with it.   OH, then I thought of my CO-conspirator, who IN a fury, called me a MO.  I said, "Leave, OR else!"

The whole scene was UTterly ridiculous, but I am OK with that.

HI, Mom!

from the Knights who say, "NE".
 
2014-07-19 12:12:19 PM  
I think if they served pizza at communion, I might start going to church again.

This is the thin-crust pepperoni and artichoke coal oven baked body of Christ take and eat.

Thanks Padre, could you top off my blood chalice?   I'm losing my buzz *hic* I mean religion.
 
2014-07-19 12:13:52 PM  
Yeah, I remember Rock Ridge ...

www.morethings.com
 
2014-07-19 12:20:29 PM  
He just pissed some people are having a good time in church.
 
2014-07-19 12:26:21 PM  
My first car was purchased at Dry Ridge Toyota. There is truly nothing to do in Dry Ridge.
 
2014-07-19 12:34:05 PM  
Four breakins? I think after a maximum of TWO breakins I'd be considering, oh, an ALARM SYSTEM.
 
2014-07-19 12:41:31 PM  
How many teenage kids could possibly live in that town?

Are they causing damage?

I find it difficult to be outraged at such behavior. Someone help me out.
 
2014-07-19 12:48:40 PM  
Does the pastor have any teenage children? I'd start there.
 
2014-07-19 12:51:09 PM  
Viola, you are like Dry Ridge, KY ... a sickness and it's cure together!

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2014-07-19 12:52:10 PM  

El Dudereno: How many teenage kids could possibly live in that town?

Are they causing damage?

I find it difficult to be outraged at such behavior. Someone help me out.


Depends on what kind of pizza they are making in the church
 
2014-07-19 12:58:59 PM  
This crime is more fun when you do it at the Vatican.

// got nothin'
 
2014-07-19 01:01:04 PM  
If they were cooking spaghetti, I would suspect Pastafarians.

R amen
 
2014-07-19 01:13:02 PM  
You should see what's in the videos at Back Door Baptist Church.
 
2014-07-19 01:16:47 PM  
KY pastor

My new porn name
 
2014-07-19 01:21:07 PM  

12349876: Not much going on in Dry Ridge.  A ghetto outlet mall, the nicest place is probably the Hampton Inn.  Though that is more than a lot of small towns can boast.


Only reason it's got that is that it's right along I-75.

What's scary is that for the surrounding area, that's the Big City.  My wife grew up in the country near there, where Dry Ridge was the big town.

Yeah, there ain't fark-all in Dry Ridge.  Teens breaking into a church is big for crime around there, at least for things beyond the usual domestic disturbances, pot growing, meth labs and shoplifting.
 
2014-07-19 01:34:55 PM  
What does the pastor ("KY pastor" *snert*) define to be destroying property? It sounds like the kids were creating property, i.e., a consumable pizza.

What did they do, wad up some paper napkins and throw away a cup?
 
2014-07-19 01:42:07 PM  
Idaho what to make of this headline, subby.
 
2014-07-19 02:15:10 PM  
My mom's neighborhood! 70 acres of woods and a log cabin. Her husband spends his days trolling the local red rag. Not a damn thing to do otherwise.
 
2014-07-19 02:15:54 PM  

K3rmy: El Dudereno: How many teenage kids could possibly live in that town?

Are they causing damage?

I find it difficult to be outraged at such behavior. Someone help me out.

Depends on what kind of pizza they are making in the church


If it's Chicago-style deep dish, they're pot heads. New York-style, then it's just a couple of punks having "fun". California-style, though? Call Homeland Security.
 
2014-07-19 02:43:32 PM  
At least they don't have big city problems like Williamstown next door.
 
2014-07-19 02:54:29 PM  
Hmmph...my wife is from Dry Ridge. There really is nothing going on there. It is an agrarian community that is slowly becoming a bedroom community at the far edge of the Cincinnati Metro area.
 
2014-07-19 03:38:21 PM  

MooseBayou: KY pastor wants the ID of teens.  But only if they look like ME.  I recommended he consult an MD, but AL thought that was a bad idea, and PA wouldn't go along with it.   OH, then I thought of my CO-conspirator, who IN a fury, called me a MO.  I said, "Leave, OR else!"

The whole scene was UTterly ridiculous, but I am OK with that.

HI, Mom!

from the Knights who say, "NE".


WISCONSIN BIATCHES!!!!

/amidoinit right?
 
2014-07-19 04:31:23 PM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: MooseBayou: KY pastor wants the ID of teens.  But only if they look like ME.  I recommended he consult an MD, but AL thought that was a bad idea, and PA wouldn't go along with it.   OH, then I thought of my CO-conspirator, who IN a fury, called me a MO.  I said, "Leave, OR else!"

The whole scene was UTterly ridiculous, but I am OK with that.

HI, Mom!

from the Knights who say, "NE".

WISCONSIN BIATCHES!!!!

/aMIdoINit RIght?


MIssed it by tHIs much...
 
2014-07-19 04:35:31 PM  

bglove25: My first car was purchased at Dry Ridge Toyota. There is truly nothing to do in Dry Ridge.


my daughter just got a new one there last week....lol
 
2014-07-19 05:41:29 PM  

Captain Steroid: If it's Chicago-style deep dish, they're pot heads. New York-style, then it's just a couple of punks having "fun". California-style, though? Call Homeland Security.


And you don't even want to know what dank "black site" you'd get flown to if you made margharita(sp?), or god forbid totinos...
 
2014-07-19 06:13:43 PM  
This is not as entertaining as the church where the porn video was made. Cowabunga!
 
2014-07-19 07:22:31 PM  
When I was young, me and my friends would break into the local church in the dead of night and steal stuff.
By 'break', I mean open the unlocked door, and by 'stuff', I mean hot cocoa powder, which we consumed with stolen hot water and stolen styrofoam cups.
Yeah, I ran with a tough crowd. The relief society of the north Congregational church could do nothing to stop us!
 
2014-07-19 07:50:05 PM  
The lack of detailed info on the vandalism sounds suspicious, but maybe that generous reward of $250 will get someone to rat out the kids.

I'm not sure I'd take the chance of ruining a couple of kids' lives for $125 each. Maybe post video on YouTube of them scrubbing every toilet and tombstone with their toothbrushes, but our legal system? Notsomuch.
 
2014-07-19 10:26:35 PM  

MooseBayou: KY pastor wants the ID of teens.  But only if they look like ME.  I recommended he consult an MD, but AL thought that was a bad idea, and PA wouldn't go along with it.   OH, then I thought of my CO-conspirator, who IN a fury, called me a MO.  I said, "Leave, OR else!"

The whole scene was UTterly ridiculous, but I am OK with that.

HI, Mom!

from the Knights who say, "NE".


WATF?
 
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