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(WTKR)   Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral   (wtkr.com ) divider line
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2014-07-19 09:54:13 AM  
I'd pump it
 
2014-07-19 10:26:48 AM  
I'd give her a prick.
 
2014-07-19 10:30:12 AM  
I'd mash her potatoes.
 
2014-07-19 10:30:40 AM  
Miss me yet?

www.religionfacts.com
 
2014-07-19 10:30:53 AM  
She's started a campaign called "show me your pump."

Hot chick on the internet, telling me to show her my pump? I don't think so I am not falling for that my 16th time.

It's a trap.
 
2014-07-19 10:32:15 AM  
I'd taste her urine to check her sugar level
 
2014-07-19 10:34:13 AM  

DubyaHater: I'd taste her urine to check her sugar level


Um, ew?
 
2014-07-19 10:35:28 AM  
I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho
 
2014-07-19 10:36:06 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-07-19 10:38:46 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: Pics or it didn't happen.


Like the one in TFA?
 
2014-07-19 10:38:58 AM  
Fun fact, Subby: once in a great while, type 2 diabetics can end up with insulin pumps, too!

/ decided to skip the full lecture on type 1, type 2, and how both types can kill you
/ gods, I need my morning coffee
 
2014-07-19 10:39:53 AM  
my wife is a type1 and wears an insulin pump so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-07-19 10:40:19 AM  
Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.
 
2014-07-19 10:40:56 AM  
I'm inspired. I'm strapping on my penis pump and going out later this afternoon.
 
2014-07-19 10:43:02 AM  

abhorrent1: my wife is a type1 and wears an insulin pump so I'm getting a kick...


Yes, but does she wear it with the sexy lingerie...?
 
2014-07-19 10:44:07 AM  

Fluid: Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.


LOL, wut?
 
2014-07-19 10:47:00 AM  

abhorrent1: Fluid: Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.

LOL, wut?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_causes_of_diabetes_mellitus_typ e_ 1
 
2014-07-19 10:49:48 AM  
To honor her bravery they decided to open up a new Miss Congenital Defectuality category and award an extra sash this year.
 
2014-07-19 10:51:01 AM  
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2014-07-19 10:51:59 AM  

uber humper: abhorrent1: Fluid: Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.

LOL, wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_causes_of_diabetes_mellitus_typ e_ 1


So 40% of cases are actually genetic?
No one in my wifes family has ever had diabetes. Hers was caused by Chicken Pox when she was 7 years-old.
 
2014-07-19 10:52:27 AM  
I'd butter her biscuits .

/DRTFA
 
2014-07-19 10:58:15 AM  
/TTIUWOP...
 
2014-07-19 11:00:55 AM  

abhorrent1: uber humper: abhorrent1: Fluid: Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.

LOL, wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_causes_of_diabetes_mellitus_typ e_ 1

So 40% of cases are actually genetic?
No one in my wifes family has ever had diabetes. Hers was caused by Chicken Pox when she was 7 years-old.


I was under the impression that is was totally genetic, that there are other causes is news to me.

/well, I've had my education for today, so now I can go play
 
2014-07-19 11:01:21 AM  
I da ho.

Get it?
 
2014-07-19 11:03:27 AM  
@ShowMeYourPump

malialitman.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-19 11:03:30 AM  
First they started letting black women win, now they flaunt deformities. Beauty pageant people have forgotten their roots in eugenics.
 
2014-07-19 11:04:33 AM  
Is this the new trend in beauty pageants now, having medical supplies dangling from your bikini? The deaf girls were hot commodities 10 years ago, but nowadays you need a sh*t-bag coming out of your naval to grab the judge's attention. We're almost, but not quite, to the point where a newly-crowned Miss America will roll down the stage in a wheelchair. I think that will be big in 2016. Hillary Clinton and wheelchair broads.
 
2014-07-19 11:05:26 AM  

abhorrent1: uber humper: abhorrent1: Fluid: Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.

LOL, wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_causes_of_diabetes_mellitus_typ e_ 1

So 40% of cases are actually genetic?
No one in my wifes family has ever had diabetes. Hers was caused by Chicken Pox when she was 7 years-old.


If you read the full like three paragraphs of that wiki, it says 70% of cases are associated with two major genes.
 
2014-07-19 11:05:34 AM  
I would show her my pump if you know what I mean and I think you do.

/type 1 diabetic
//wear a pump too
///slashies!!!!
 
2014-07-19 11:07:18 AM  

dryknife: I da ho.

Get it?


I get it.

You are a garden tool!
 
2014-07-19 11:07:42 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: @ShowMeYourPump

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]


They named it the Master Gauge?

Why the hell didn't the name it the Master Cylinder?
 
2014-07-19 11:10:08 AM  

Dear Jerk: First they started letting black women win, now they flaunt deformities. Beauty pageant people have forgotten their roots in eugenics.


Did nazi that coming. :P
 
2014-07-19 11:11:09 AM  
To remain as tactful as possible, I would examine her vaginal orifice in order to monitor her insulin level. With my penis. On camera.

/she'll get the sugar spike when she gets the meat spike - It's that sweet!
 
2014-07-19 11:13:22 AM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: To remain as tactful as possible, I would examine her vaginal orifice in order to monitor her insulin level. With my penis. On camera.

/she'll get the sugar spike when she gets the meat spike - It's that sweet!


That's nice. Me? I would go Paleo on her ass.
 
2014-07-19 11:14:55 AM  
media.npr.org

I was expecting something much more obvious. Whole lot of zzzzzzzzzzzz.
 
2014-07-19 11:31:06 AM  
Done in one and two.
 
2014-07-19 11:34:43 AM  
At least she's hot.
 
2014-07-19 11:48:32 AM  

elysive: abhorrent1: uber humper: abhorrent1: Fluid: Type 1 diabetes does get less media attention than type 2 diabetes. Then again, not a hell of a lot you can do about a genetic disease.

LOL, wut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_causes_of_diabetes_mellitus_typ e_ 1

So 40% of cases are actually genetic?
No one in my wifes family has ever had diabetes. Hers was caused by Chicken Pox when she was 7 years-old.

If you read the full like three paragraphs of that wiki, it says 70% of cases are associated with two major genes.


My wife has been a type 1 for 38 years. I've been living with her for 20 (married for 15). She's been on a pump for 10-12 years.  We go to every kind of doctor under the sun, been to countless workshops, been on the junior board of directors for the JDRF, she mentors newly diagnosed type 1s and we're constantly volunteering for all things diabetes related.

I like to think I'm pretty well educated on this subject. Can't argue with Wikipedia or yahoo answers though so I'll just leave this thread to the internet experts.
 
2014-07-19 11:50:36 AM  

uber humper: I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho


You mean people who have to pay attention to everything they eat and take care of themselves will live longer?  Well knock me over with a feather duster.
 
2014-07-19 11:51:51 AM  

michaelgvh: [media.npr.org image 462x693]

I was expecting something much more obvious. Whole lot of zzzzzzzzzzzz.


Ye gads, that's amazingly disrespectful.  A "100% Idaho potatoes" sign right behind the beauty contest?

To think that Idaho potato farmers are being disrespected by comparing their product to bikini-clad breasts.  What outrage is next?
 
2014-07-19 11:54:01 AM  

Thisbymaster: uber humper: I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho

You mean people who have to pay attention to everything they eat and take care of themselves will live longer?  Well knock me over with a feather duster.


Even though they have a lethal disease....

I found the study interesting because I thought that diabetics, under any circumstances, would have a shorter than average. It may also serve as hope, for someone with type one, who is a little fatalistic about the disease.
 
2014-07-19 11:56:14 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: michaelgvh: [media.npr.org image 462x693]

I was expecting something much more obvious. Whole lot of zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Ye gads, that's amazingly disrespectful.  A "100% Idaho potatoes" sign right behind the beauty contest?

To think that Idaho potato farmers are being disrespected by comparing their product to bikini-clad breasts.  What outrage is next?


Idaho?  SHE-da-ho!
 
2014-07-19 11:57:41 AM  

uber humper: I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho


So the ones that live longest have well managed diabetes by definition. What a stupidly ridiculous statistic.
 
2014-07-19 11:59:58 AM  
And yet every time I go out wearing my colostomy bag and shorts I end up on People of Walmart. Go figure.
 
2014-07-19 12:02:06 PM  

Russ1642: uber humper: I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho

So the ones that live longest have well managed diabetes by definition. What a stupidly ridiculous statistic.


I would have thought that the top 10 percent would have a shorter live expectancy than the average person (non-diabetic). Modern appliances are making it easier to cope. It is interesting. I really doubt that was the case 20 years ago
 
2014-07-19 12:02:39 PM  

uber humper: Thisbymaster: uber humper: I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho

You mean people who have to pay attention to everything they eat and take care of themselves will live longer?  Well knock me over with a feather duster.

Even though they have a lethal disease....

I found the study interesting because I thought that diabetics, under any circumstances, would have a shorter than average. It may also serve as hope, for someone with type one, who is a little fatalistic about the disease.


We all have a lethal disease.  It kills us off in little more than 100 years at most.
 
2014-07-19 12:06:50 PM  

DubyaHater: I'd taste her urine to check her sugar level


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If she asked me to, I would hold a strip of testing paper in her urine stream to check for the presence of ketones, glucose and bilirubin, as well as pH. This would be for the purpose of ensuring continued health and treatment management. I would also wash my hands afterward.  But that is all.
 
2014-07-19 12:09:50 PM  

SwiftFox: uber humper: Thisbymaster: uber humper: I saw a study a while back that showed people w well managed type 1 diabetes live longer than average , even with the disease, since they live live heather lifestyles. It's not life shortener it used to be./managing it well must be a biatch, tho

You mean people who have to pay attention to everything they eat and take care of themselves will live longer?  Well knock me over with a feather duster.

Even though they have a lethal disease....

I found the study interesting because I thought that diabetics, under any circumstances, would have a shorter than average. It may also serve as hope, for someone with type one, who is a little fatalistic about the disease.

We all have a lethal disease.  It kills us off in little more than 100 years at most.


For now.  There will be some massive gains in life expectancy for the next generation. Bespoke replacement organs, gene therapy, etc
 
2014-07-19 12:12:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm inspired. I'm strapping on my penis pump and going out later this afternoon.


In a bikini and glory whore sash?

/otherwise poor effort
 
2014-07-19 12:13:41 PM  
GOD DAMN IT THAT GIRL IS FINE

/gf is type 1
//wish she looked like that
 
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