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(Independent Journal Review)   Latest thing you can get arrested for: passive-aggressive watermelon carving   (ijreview.com) divider line 15
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2014-07-19 09:20:14 AM
Did he carve "Die Bart Die" in it?

because womyn never do things to get their soon to be ex-husbands in trouble.
 
2014-07-19 09:37:54 AM
I'm pretty sure it was the knife itself, and not the markings in said watermelon, that was the cause of the arrest.
 
2014-07-19 09:43:22 AM
Did he carve "repeat" into the melon?
 
2014-07-19 09:44:25 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I'm pretty sure it was the knife itself, and not the markings in said watermelon, that was the cause of the arrest.


According to everything online, yes it was just the knife. He was cutting the watermelon up for a picnic. The police didn't interview the other witnesses or the man.
 
2014-07-19 09:46:25 AM
How can I get me an assault butcher knife? Better be bad-arse.
 
2014-07-19 09:48:25 AM
So, just take her word for it that everything happened just the way she said then go arrest the guy.  And it wasn't even all that bad; leaving a knife in a watermelon on the counter.  This country is crazy.
 
2014-07-19 09:50:16 AM

mschwenk: The police didn't interview the other witnesses or the man.


Glad to see they've got Lou on the job.
 
2014-07-19 09:52:41 AM

oukewldave: So, just take her word for it that everything happened just the way she said then go arrest the guy.  And it wasn't even all that bad; leaving a knife in a watermelon on the counter.  This country is crazy.


...because the full set of facts are available on the internet...no way websites wrote trolling my favorite website articles with half the facts...nope, not possible.
 
2014-07-19 09:54:13 AM
The only black guy, out of 24 reporters, holding a watermelon in Connecticut. Priceless.
 
2014-07-19 09:54:14 AM
First they came for the guns and I didn't speak up because I didn't own a gun.
Then they came for the watermelon knives........
 
2014-07-19 09:55:56 AM
Initially, the woman came to police headquarters the morning of July 4 to report finding a plastic bag of marijuana and a pill container - with her name - which had Percocet and an unidentified blue pill inside.

Weed, Percocet and Viagra.  Either ol' Carmine was going to visit his girlfriend or the wife is framing him for going to visit his girlfriend.
 
2014-07-19 09:58:56 AM
A guy I know came home to find one of his white button-down shirts stuck to his front door with a big assault carving knife.

And then he married her.
 
2014-07-19 09:59:41 AM
I love the statement from the random woman they interviewed at the end:

"You don't want to wait around for something to happen, especially with domestic cases like that."

No we totally shouldn't wait until a guy actually does something illegal, let's arrest him anyway just in case he was thinking about it.
 
2014-07-19 10:02:47 AM
"a watermelon was sitting at the kitchen counter pierced by an assault butcher knife."

WTF is an "Assault Butcher Knife"? Is that like the assault rifle of knives or something?
 
2014-07-19 01:40:44 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: oukewldave: So, just take her word for it that everything happened just the way she said then go arrest the guy.  And it wasn't even all that bad; leaving a knife in a watermelon on the counter.  This country is crazy.

...because the full set of facts are available on the internet...no way websites wrote trolling my favorite website articles with half the facts...nope, not possible.


So why, exactly, is that word about the baiting of mouse-clicks filtered?

/hope that isn't filtered too
 
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