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(Huffington Post)   Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz AND Louie Gohmert will be in the same place on Saturday. Let's see what kind of audience/protest/time-space rift erupts   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 130
    More: Spiffy, Borders of Mexico, Obama, McAllen, Sen. Ted Cruz, Gohmert, Jeff Flake  
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2014-07-19 04:24:09 AM  
Nice headline..


Image if there was a horrendous flux of refugees on a "Rwanda, Uganda , aw fark it, every damn country in Africa has decided to implode again" scale, where hundreds of thousands of refugees pour across the south african border, were to happen to the States from Mexico

Man, that'd be quite the show. What ya suppose would happen then?
 
2014-07-19 08:30:48 AM  
Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron
 
2014-07-19 08:43:37 AM  
Requesting one Act of God, please.
 
2014-07-19 09:06:38 AM  
Haven't these kids suffered enough?
 
2014-07-19 09:07:17 AM  
I'm all for a ship from the future coming back and shooting this at them, damn the temporal prime directive:
www.armchairgeneral.com
 
2014-07-19 09:10:24 AM  
I know what I'd like to see erupt.
 
2014-07-19 09:11:28 AM  
A Texas firebrand, Cruz

A Cuban Canadian Ivy League elitist on Wall Street's payroll is more like it. HuffPost is now a right wing fan boy? I guess the double auto play video wasn't enough to make for an annoying website.
 
2014-07-19 09:12:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-19 09:16:14 AM  
They're Zeta testing their new strategy in a heavily Democratic area of Texas.
 
2014-07-19 09:16:30 AM  
I've been to McAllen. It's Juarez, Mexico without the charm. If they get lost I hope their negativity will pull them through.
 
2014-07-19 09:26:59 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron


What Doltron might look like.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-19 09:28:08 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron


And you are now a nice, light cyan.
 
2014-07-19 09:29:06 AM  
That's one abyss I wouldn't want to look too long into.
 
2014-07-19 09:30:28 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron


You mean Derptron.
 
2014-07-19 09:36:17 AM  

Delay: I've been to McAllen. It's Juarez, Mexico without the charm. If they get lost I hope their negativity will pull them through.


You know Cruz will put on airs when he's down on Rue Morgue Avenue.
 
2014-07-19 09:38:45 AM  

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My God... it's full of... derp.

 
2014-07-19 09:46:25 AM  
"The way we will lose is by appearing to be something that we're not, by appearing to be hateful people that don't care about children,"

So it's a photo-op to hide their true feelings. But the President drinks beer in Colorado!
 
2014-07-19 09:47:32 AM  
a blackhole of derp forming in Texas?

/Damn you CERN!
 
2014-07-19 09:48:59 AM  

BitwiseShift: Delay: I've been to McAllen. It's Juarez, Mexico without the charm. If they get lost I hope their negativity will pull them through.

You know Cruz will put on airs when he's down on Rue Morgue Avenue.


C Auguste Derpin ?
 
2014-07-19 09:54:05 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-19 09:55:30 AM  
I don't want an act of God. I want an act of The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight.

/YEAH, BABY, YEAH
 
2014-07-19 09:58:34 AM  

enry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron

You mean Derptron.


More like Revoltron.
 
2014-07-19 10:02:09 AM  
It would be glorious if one of the "illegal invaders" was able to run up to Cruz and in front of the cameras leap into his arms and happily scream "Uncle Rafael!!"
 
2014-07-19 10:04:49 AM  
Don't let them cross streams, we'll all be doomed.
 
2014-07-19 10:07:26 AM  

UNC_Samurai: enry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Throw in Bachmann and Stockman and they could form Doltron

You mean Derptron.

More like Revoltron.


More like Stupid-hateful-shiatheads-pandering-to-bigots-tron

Amirite?
 
2014-07-19 10:08:46 AM  

IoSaturnalia: BitwiseShift: Delay: I've been to McAllen. It's Juarez, Mexico without the charm. If they get lost I hope their negativity will pull them through.

You know Cruz will put on airs when he's down on Rue Morgue Avenue.

C Auguste Derpin ?


Poe's Law
 
2014-07-19 10:13:44 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: That's one abyss I wouldn't want to look too long into.


At least it can't look back into you.

a.abcnews.com
 
2014-07-19 10:24:57 AM  

The Name: Pants full of macaroni!!: That's one abyss I wouldn't want to look too long into.

At least it can't look back into you.

[a.abcnews.com image 658x370]


That picture gives me the shivers
 
2014-07-19 10:25:48 AM  
Cruz is glad to ... provide some relief from the suffering this administration is causing

Damn you, Fartbongo! Stop stealing these kids from their parents and sending them across the border with drug mules!

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), has disagreed with Cruz on this issue, saying that repealing DACA "would be incredibly disruptive," while Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) argued that "it'll complicate things considerably."

Conservatives: they can't even agree on the stuff they agree on.
 
2014-07-19 10:35:48 AM  

dinch: The Name: Pants full of macaroni!!: That's one abyss I wouldn't want to look too long into.

At least it can't look back into you.

[a.abcnews.com image 658x370]

That picture gives me the shivers


I see mental illness, a lack of remorse for any damage she causes to others, and no ability to form actual memory. If you find a booking picture online of the woman who is alleged to have given Google executive Forrest Hayes a heroin overdose, the eyes and facial expressions are eerily similar.
 
2014-07-19 10:39:53 AM  
"Tens of thousands of children are being smuggled into the United States by dangerous drug cartels and transnational gangs -- it is heartless to allow that to continue," Cruz spokeswoman Catherine Frazier

Pictured:
x4.fjcdn.com

Like Cruz cares about them brown furriner kids, even though he was one...
 
2014-07-19 10:42:14 AM  
Meanwhile, compassionate liberal Nancy Pelosi took a few steps out of her limo, looked around and left. Once safely away form the varmint, comments about how she wishes could adopt them all. She doesn't of course. She doesn't try to adopt a single one of them, despite her mass wealth and numerous real estate holdings. Her solution is to have you pay for them so that she can benefit.
 
2014-07-19 10:43:23 AM  

sdd2000: [img.fark.net image 600x480]


And an anti-education, anti-intellectual who hates working with people from "the lesser Ivys".
 
2014-07-19 10:46:25 AM  
Derpasaurous Rex
 
2014-07-19 10:49:08 AM  

Nemo's Brother: Meanwhile, compassionate liberal Nancy Pelosi took a few steps out of her limo, looked around and left. Once safely away form the varmint, comments about how she wishes could adopt them all. She doesn't of course. She doesn't try to adopt a single one of them, despite her mass wealth and numerous real estate holdings. Her solution is to have you pay for them so that she can benefit.


About time someone brings up the real problem here.  Thank you! you're doing God's work!
 
2014-07-19 10:54:18 AM  

Nemo's Brother: Her solution is to have you pay for them so that she can benefit.


Will they work for her in her hidden underground gold mine while the taxpayer foots the bill or something?
 
2014-07-19 10:56:51 AM  

quatchi: Nemo's Brother: Her solution is to have you pay for them so that she can benefit.

Will they work for her in her hidden underground gold mine while the taxpayer foots the bill or something?


No, she puts them to work in her sweatshop disguised as a daycare, where knock off Louboutins are made.
 
2014-07-19 10:57:50 AM  

Nemo's Brother: Meanwhile, compassionate liberal Nancy Pelosi took a few steps out of her limo, looked around and left


then dropped her support of the Cueller and Coryn legislation that would amend the 2008 law which grants migrant children from Central America extra legal protections that have made them harder to return quickly to their home countries.

Probably an honest mistake, I fixed for you. You're welcome.
 
2014-07-19 11:03:27 AM  

TheOther: "Tens of thousands of children are being smuggled into the United States by dangerous drug cartels and transnational gangs -- it is heartless to allow that to continue," Cruz spokeswoman Catherine Frazier

Pictured:
[x4.fjcdn.com image 292x200]

Like Cruz cares about them brown furriner kids, even though he was one...


What do they mean by that statement, i wonder. Are they gonna stop the exploitation by drug cartels or the influx of children?
 
2014-07-19 11:11:05 AM  
Holy crap, how many "isolated incidents" and "overzealous staffers" can one place handle??
 
2014-07-19 11:18:45 AM  
Will they play Yackity-Sax?
 
2014-07-19 11:20:00 AM  

Smoking GNU: What do they mean by that statement, i wonder. Are they gonna stop the exploitation by drug cartels or the influx of children?


Probably the former.  The cartels have been horning in on their action for far too long.
 
2014-07-19 11:43:48 AM  
www.american-buddha.com
www.american-buddha.com
 
2014-07-19 11:45:48 AM  
A Texas firebrand flamer, Cruz

FTFY
 
2014-07-19 12:07:24 PM  
FTA: "Beck, who will also be joined by Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) [...]"

Let's not overlook this guy. His derp cannon is always loaded.
 
2014-07-19 12:17:34 PM  
Wow, that would be an awesome place for a massive meteor strike.
 
2014-07-19 12:18:47 PM  
Presumably, all their fans will flock to greet them.

What I'm saying is, do we still have time to call in an air strike?
 
2014-07-19 12:23:25 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Meanwhile, compassionate liberal Nancy Pelosi took a few steps out of her limo, looked around and left. Once safely away form the varmint, comments about how she wishes could adopt them all. She doesn't of course. She doesn't try to adopt a single one of them, despite her mass wealth and numerous real estate holdings. Her solution is to have you pay for them so that she can benefit.


Collective action is soooooo overrated. Take that damned Buzz Aldrin, for instance. A real American would have built a rocket in his back yard, using advanced coal rolling technology couple with eagle tears for propulsion, and sent himself to the moon instead of leeching off the government teat.
 
2014-07-19 12:30:17 PM  

TheOther: "Tens of thousands of children are being smuggled into the United States by dangerous drug cartels and transnational gangs -- it is heartless to allow that to continue," Cruz spokeswoman Catherine Frazier

Pictured:
[x4.fjcdn.com image 292x200]

Like Cruz cares about them brown furriner kids, even though he was one...


Does this make them refugees??
 
2014-07-19 12:40:25 PM  

jasonvatch: Requesting one Act of God, please.


Double that, please God. You wouldn't want to miss any unblessed survivors.
 
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