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(USA Today)   18 year old costumed good Samaritan who calls himself "the Red Shadow" stresses he isn't a crimefighter or superhero. " I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing"   (usatoday.com) divider line 24
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2014-07-19 10:29:28 AM
"I don't think of myself as a hero or a superhero, I just use that because there's no better term for it,"

No, "dork in a costume" is pretty accurate.
 
2014-07-19 10:32:40 AM
" I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing"

[okaywiththis]
 
2014-07-19 11:19:54 AM
Give him 5 years. He'll be jaded enough to get why most people ignore the homeless.
 
2014-07-19 11:21:24 AM
www.geekyuniverse.com
 
2014-07-19 11:23:43 AM
If it stimulates people to do the right thing, I don't care if they do it in tights.
 
2014-07-19 11:39:30 AM
I see local car dealership commercials in his future.
 
2014-07-19 11:44:39 AM
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"Don't let the uniform or my rugged physique indimidate you, folks. I know some people think of me as a mghty superhero straight out of the funny pages, but really, I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing. Ayup yup yup yup..."
 
2014-07-19 11:52:13 AM
You can start by voting Republican.
 
2014-07-19 11:55:52 AM

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"Good shiat, dude! Keep it up!"

 
2014-07-19 12:14:50 PM
Beta/cringe thread?
/once he realizes most of the homeless are using him, he'll give it up
 
2014-07-19 12:27:06 PM
Shut up, c

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thank you
needed a good laugh
 
2014-07-19 12:33:57 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-19 12:37:00 PM
Dumb teenage girls eat this stuff up. He's going to get more tail than he knows what to do with.
 
2014-07-19 12:58:22 PM
...who's bullet-riddled corpse is soon to be found.
 
2014-07-19 01:01:16 PM
with names like Blue Buzzard, Crimson Crow and Shadowstar....   I lost it right here.  That is awesome.  The world needs more of this.
 
2014-07-19 01:04:27 PM
Wasn't there some other hero/vigilante who was recently arrested for kicking people's asses (who may have deserved it) without legal justification?
 
2014-07-19 01:11:09 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: ...who's bullet-riddled corpse is soon to be found.


I doubt many people are going to be so mustache-twirlingly evil that they're going to kill a man for being charitable.
 
2014-07-19 02:05:58 PM
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2014-07-19 03:38:19 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-19 03:39:44 PM
ultness.com

www.replikultes.net
 
2014-07-19 03:40:29 PM
Here's the first image I saw on the page.
www.gannett-cdn.com
This dude seems pretty hardcore.
 
2014-07-19 07:36:58 PM
A) 18, still a kid.
B) Idealistic, or trying to be.
C) What He Said: "dork in a costume trying to do good."
ba dum bum
 
2014-07-19 08:15:08 PM
When I lived in the Midwest I had a brief superhero career in a pair of too tight lycra biker shorts.

Unfortunately the Commissioner has yet to put up the Jewish From The Waist Down Mansignal.
 
2014-07-20 12:14:51 AM

fanbladesaresharp: Dumb teenage girls eat this stuff up. He's going to get more tail than he knows what to do with.


If watching Kids React to has taught me anything it's that teenage girls eat up cancer.

/the fault in our stars
 
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