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(Orlando Sentinel)   "Police were called to the Wal-Mart when loss prevention saw a suspicious man lunge to the ground, take out his flip phone, and lunge underneath a woman wearing a skirt. He then continued following her and taking upskirt photos"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 49
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2014-07-19 02:03:15 AM  
Subtle.
 
2014-07-19 02:39:42 AM  
A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.
 
2014-07-19 03:21:31 AM  
In his defense, she WAS wearing a skirt.
 
2014-07-19 03:24:25 AM  
How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?
 
2014-07-19 03:29:07 AM  

haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?


freecodesource.com
maybe not....
 
2014-07-19 03:31:40 AM  

BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.


I really wish flip phones hadn't gone out of style. They were great if you had tight pockets and got active during the day.  I always feel like I'm going to damage my iPhone when it's in my pocket.
 
2014-07-19 03:43:28 AM  

BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.


shiat, I came here to comment on this. My first thought when I saw the link was, Who the fark still has a flip phone?
 
2014-07-19 03:58:52 AM  

some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?


maybe not....


Damn...good point.
 
2014-07-19 04:04:06 AM  

some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....


Somewhere, in china, there is a poor child wondering why he is making bathing suits for walruses
 
2014-07-19 04:05:56 AM  

His learning rate? Based on a curve.
A jail term he's scheduled to serve.
His idea of flirting?
Big retail upskirting-
John Henry: Portrait of a perv

 
2014-07-19 04:18:55 AM  
I still use the flip phone I got free from Verizon. Fits right into the "pocket watch pocket on my Levis.  But, if this guy was using my phone, the big giveaway would be that, when I take a photo with mine, a little voice says "SAY CHEESE!!" .....
 
2014-07-19 04:20:46 AM  

Lsherm: BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.

I really wish flip phones hadn't gone out of style. They were great if you had tight pockets and got active during the day.  I always feel like I'm going to damage my iPhone when it's in my pocket.


Yolu can have a flip phone if you want to. If your carrier doesn't offer them and you can't find a third party vendor then you can always buy one off ebay or the like and put your SIM card in, or get a standard sized SIM from your carrier to use with it. You don't have to use a smartphone if you don't want to.


Besides, it's bound to be cheaper as you won't need to pay for a data plan. And I hear flip phones are great for taking upskirt photos in a Wal-Mart.
 
2014-07-19 04:26:04 AM  
http://www.tracfone.com/phones.jsp

^ free phone with 180 minutes, delivered to a drop box.
 
2014-07-19 05:40:18 AM  
There are Walmarts in Japan now?
 
2014-07-19 05:58:44 AM  
...I still use a flip, tough smartphones are hideously expensive through Verizon and I have yet to see any kind of smartphone do well in my work environment.

/  Hydrochoric acid
 
2014-07-19 06:05:10 AM  
Lunge.
 
2014-07-19 06:17:22 AM  

Boo_Guy: There are Walmarts in Japan now?


Walmart has been a Japan for awhile. They are under a different name much ASDA in the UK.
 
2014-07-19 06:18:40 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Boo_Guy: There are Walmarts in Japan now?

Walmart has been a Japan for awhile. They are under a different name much ASDA in the UK.


Walmart has been in Japan for awhile.
 
2014-07-19 07:01:57 AM  

planes: I still use the flip phone I got free from Verizon. Fits right into the "pocket watch pocket on my Levis.  But, if this guy was using my phone, the big giveaway would be that, when I take a photo with mine, a little voice says "SAY CHEESE!!" .....


Good god, taking an upskirt photo that would have an entirely different meaning...
 
2014-07-19 07:07:06 AM  

some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....


static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-19 07:14:08 AM  

Yogimus: some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....

Somewhere, in china, there is a poor child wondering why he is making bathing suits for walruses


Hahaha!!


GIS for caught taking upskirt is both sad and funny.
 
2014-07-19 07:18:47 AM  
No. Please tell me that this is not true.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-19 07:20:54 AM  
When I want upskirt pics, I attach a GoPro to my shoe.

Really, these guys need to Google upskirt pics. Not like he knew that woman in the first place.
 
2014-07-19 07:40:42 AM  

skinink: When I want upskirt pics, I attach a GoPro to my shoe.

Really, these guys need to Google upskirt pics. Not like he knew that woman in the first place.


We had a story here of a guy who got caught taking upskirt pics.

In the police station he kept sitting awkwardly, they caught him with a shoe cam and he was trying to take a pic of a lady right there in the precinct
 
2014-07-19 07:46:44 AM  

Abracapocalypse: BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.

shiat, I came here to comment on this. My first thought when I saw the link was, Who the fark still has a flip phone?


I do.
I use it for calling and sometimes texting.
 
2014-07-19 07:48:32 AM  

Abracapocalypse: BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.

shiat, I came here to comment on this. My first thought when I saw the link was, Who the fark still has a flip phone?


I use a flip. It's tough, lightweight, cheap, and I don't want or need to carry a computer with me on a run in the mountains. If all you do is voice and text, flips make perfect sense.
 
2014-07-19 08:20:54 AM  
But I'm not wearing underwear
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-19 08:21:19 AM  

wambu: No. Please tell me that this is not true.


[i.imgur.com image 600x637]


Damn. Tony Montana's sister has really let herself go.
 
2014-07-19 08:23:03 AM  
I was going to say pics or it didn't happen, but I am conflicted with the fact it occurred in a walmart.

There is probably only a 1 percent chance it is an attractive woman. 5 percent - dude in drag
10 percent - asses of meth
34 percent - aged 80 or up
50 percent - BMI approaching 100

Oh what the hell.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
 
2014-07-19 08:27:58 AM  
And he died with a flip-phone in his hand, Lord, Lord, he died with a flip-phone in his hand.
 
2014-07-19 09:01:41 AM  

Rigby-Reardon: I was going to say pics or it didn't happen, but I am conflicted with the fact it occurred in a walmart.

There is probably only a 1 percent chance it is an attractive woman. 5 percent - dude in drag
10 percent - asses of meth
34 percent - aged 80 or up
50 percent - BMI approaching 100

Oh what the hell.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


Roll that dice baby!!
 
2014-07-19 09:07:59 AM  
Monkey steals the peach upskirt pic

monkeystealsthepeach.com
 
2014-07-19 09:16:40 AM  

AtlanticCoast63: ...I still use a flip, tough smartphones are hideously expensive through Verizon and I have yet to see any kind of smartphone do well in my work environment.

/  Hydrochoric acid


You work in a human stomach?
 
2014-07-19 09:20:02 AM  
img.fark.net

Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer!
 
2014-07-19 09:45:48 AM  
Useless without pictures.
 
2014-07-19 09:54:00 AM  
Maybe he was checking to see if the snapper was fresh?
 
2014-07-19 10:00:39 AM  

some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....


"Just photographing evidence of the three pounds of crack she's carrying, occifer!"
 
2014-07-19 10:42:55 AM  

Yogimus: some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....

Somewhere, in china, there is a poor child wondering why he is making bathing suits for walruses


comment of the day. well done sir.
 
2014-07-19 11:23:00 AM  
And  this is how people with Google Glass appear to everyone else ALL THE TIME.
 
2014-07-19 12:02:58 PM  

MooseBayou: some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....

"Just photographing evidence of the three pounds of crack she's carrying, occifer!"


6 pounds...must have been a hell of a taint!
 
2014-07-19 12:48:22 PM  

BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.


Clearly he can't afford the internet.
 
2014-07-19 12:55:41 PM  
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-19 01:11:43 PM  
TFA said "lunge" twice.
 
2014-07-19 02:16:11 PM  

El Dudereno: AtlanticCoast63: ...I still use a flip, tough smartphones are hideously expensive through Verizon and I have yet to see any kind of smartphone do well in my work environment.

/  Hydrochoric acid

You work in a human stomach?


Galvanizing plant.  A human stomach would be far more pleasant.
 
2014-07-19 03:23:25 PM  

Lsherm: BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.

I really wish flip phones hadn't gone out of style. They were great if you had tight pockets and got active during the day.  I always feel like I'm going to damage my iPhone when it's in my pocket.


Why choose when you can have the best of both worlds>? But it'll probably be a little too bulky.
 
2014-07-19 04:15:44 PM  

Yogimus: some_beer_drinker: haolegirl: How did she not notice a man lunging to the ground right in front of her?

[freecodesource.com image 539x375]
maybe not....

Somewhere, in china, there is a poor child wondering why he is making bathing suits for walruses


Thank you for the laugh. You made my day.
 
2014-07-19 06:37:47 PM  
CSB: My brother was at a nascar race at Searspoint, with his wife, and caught some guy trying to video between her legs with a small camcorder. Being an ex-marine, my brother is not small or afraid of a fight. He told me it took every ounce of  will to keep from not just beating the guy senseless, but literally snapping his neck. They way he told it, he looked at me very seriously and said, 'I almost murdered him'
 
2014-07-19 06:46:20 PM  

Abracapocalypse: BadReligion: A flip phone? This gentleman is perving on a budget.

shiat, I came here to comment on this. My first thought when I saw the link was, Who the fark still has a flip phone?


Not to mention the quality of those pictures is going to be horrible.
 
2014-07-19 06:48:37 PM  

Apos: His learning rate? Based on a curve.
A jail term he's scheduled to serve.
His idea of flirting?
Big retail upskirting-
John Henry: Portrait of a perv


Golf clap.
 
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