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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 20
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2014-07-18 08:04:04 PM  
Maybe this time it will be the dreaded Roko's Basilisk!
 
2014-07-18 09:20:18 PM  
The movie would have been higher quality with a betamax tape
 
2014-07-18 09:32:39 PM  

JerkyMeat: The movie would have been higher quality with a betamax tape


Maybe a LaserDisc?
 
2014-07-18 10:20:47 PM  

fusillade762: JerkyMeat: The movie would have been higher quality with a betamax tape

Maybe a LaserDisc?


Then half way through you have to stop and flip the disc over, sort of undercuts the tension.
 
2014-07-18 10:34:42 PM  

fusillade762: Maybe this time it will be the dreaded Roko's Basilisk!


See the Geek tab.
 
2014-07-18 10:38:09 PM  
No this time the mysterious film is an AVI file that's spread on Pirate Bay.
 
2014-07-18 10:44:26 PM  
im.skdat.com
 
2014-07-18 10:57:24 PM  
antropos.hu

infokatalogpromosi.com

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2014-07-18 11:51:35 PM  

Smackledorfer: fusillade762: Maybe this time it will be the dreaded Roko's Basilisk!

See the Geek tab.


Ah, thanks. I missed that (a friend sent me the Slate article earlier today).
 
2014-07-19 12:18:04 AM  
It's a video in WTFark.

Nobody dies.
 
2014-07-19 12:28:16 AM  
They should just adapt the Ring video game.

Maybe we'll finally discover just what Dalad Jelly is.
 
2014-07-19 03:08:41 AM  
Goddamn I hated The Ring 2. How does Emily VanCamp keep getting work?!? She has the same 2 expressions for every goddamn movie and show she does! She's right on par with Kristen Stewart.
 
2014-07-19 03:09:29 AM  
She tries to get at you through your screen, which means the Google glass wearers are in trouble in this sequel.
 
2014-07-19 03:29:57 AM  

fusillade762: Maybe this time it will be the dreaded Roko's Basilisk!


Too soon. I am still having nightmares.

Its takes the form of Pinkie Pie and leads an unwholesome army of shambling balding pale 30-something thralls attired in its likeness.
 
2014-07-19 09:22:04 AM  

Birnone: She tries to get at you through your screen, which means the Google glass wearers are in trouble in this sequel.


This is how OK I am with that.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-19 10:01:24 AM  

LectertheChef: Birnone: She tries to get at you through your screen, which means the Google glass wearers are in trouble in this sequel.

This is how OK I am with that.

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Dear christ my ovaries just exploded from cute.

And up till 30 seconds ago I was a man.
 
2014-07-19 10:06:57 AM  
There was a Ring 2?
 
2014-07-19 12:53:13 PM  
In my day, we had mimeographs and we liked it!
 
2014-07-19 02:00:55 PM  
Short movie

Someone sent us this supposedly cursed video tape, and I want to watch it


Oh yea, we threw out the VCR years ago, lets go watch porn on the internet *Throws "Cursed" tape in trash*
 
2014-07-19 08:21:44 PM  

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I don't have a single device in my home that can play a DVD anymore, hell, my laptop doesn't even have an optical drive and I didn't notice until 2 months later while reading a review for it.
 
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