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(Yahoo)   You know the passengers on that Malaysian airliner were already dead, right? And had been attacked by vampires?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 84
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2014-07-18 03:42:05 PM
OK, Fox's viral marketing campaign for THE STRAIN just went too far.

(Considering there were 100 AIDS researchers on the flight, its not surprising there'd be a lot of medical
stuff in the wreckage).
 
2014-07-18 03:44:34 PM
i1214.photobucket.com
"Well.  At lest they got part of it right."
 
2014-07-18 03:45:07 PM
www.troll.me
 
2014-07-18 03:48:18 PM
kamkos.files.wordpress.com

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-18 03:52:59 PM
I thought it was Cheryl Ladd and Kris Kristofferson...
 
2014-07-18 03:57:13 PM
It was actually reverse vampires, working in conjunction with the Rand Corporation, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
 
2014-07-18 04:08:56 PM

DjangoStonereaver: OK, Fox's viral marketing campaign for THE STRAIN just went too far.

(Considering there were 100 AIDS researchers on the flight, its not surprising there'd be a lot of medical
stuff in the wreckage).


TFA:  "He claimed that a large amount of blood serum and medications were found in the wreckage. "

Hopefully some of the rebels rolled around in that serum.
 
2014-07-18 04:26:53 PM
Sounds legit.
 
2014-07-18 05:04:06 PM

gopher321: I thought it was Cheryl Ladd and Kris Kristofferson...


God that movie was disappointing

/loved the book, though
 
2014-07-18 05:39:06 PM
CNN is going to be eating this with a spoon.
 
2014-07-18 05:52:37 PM
Wasn't this pretty much the plot of that DS9 episode where Worf is accused of blowing up a Klingon civilian transport?
 
2014-07-18 05:53:35 PM

DjangoStonereaver: OK, Fox's viral marketing campaign for THE STRAIN just went too far.

(Considering there were 100 AIDS researchers on the flight, its not surprising there'd be a lot of medical
stuff in the wreckage).


Just watched that the other night. I have many questions but one stands out: how did the Big Bad get out of his giant coffin without spilling dirt all over the floor?
 
2014-07-18 06:02:32 PM
If all you want to do is deliver "dead" bodies, why all the trouble of landing?
Now, maybe the 150lbs Butch sent up was excessive, but it is a successful "rapid" deployment.
 
2014-07-18 06:49:53 PM

fusillade762: Just watched that the other night. I have many questions but one stands out: how did the Big Bad get out of his giant coffin without spilling dirt all over the floor?


He's Dracula dude, he does what he wants.  Also, they did find some soil and worms in the cargo hold from when he got out.
 
2014-07-18 07:18:26 PM

walkerhound: DjangoStonereaver: OK, Fox's viral marketing campaign for THE STRAIN just went too far.

(Considering there were 100 AIDS researchers on the flight, its not surprising there'd be a lot of medical
stuff in the wreckage).

TFA:  "He claimed that a large amount of blood serum and medications were found in the wreckage. "

Hopefully some of the rebels rolled around in that serum.


But what if it's superpower serum?
 
2014-07-18 07:20:28 PM
Sorry pro-Russian separatists. Alex Jones is not going to sleep with you.

Or maybe he will.
 
2014-07-18 07:20:52 PM
Yes, I figured it out some time ago. Those vampires have AIDS, and when they were unmasked by, of course, the AIDS researchers, they had to kill the entire plane. Worse, they all turned into bats and flew away when it was blown up. So they are alive and coming to give us all AIDS. Stay away from all vampires until a cure is found.
 
2014-07-18 07:23:47 PM

cryinoutloud: Yes, I figured it out some time ago. Those vampires have AIDS, and when they were unmasked by, of course, the AIDS researchers, they had to kill the entire plane. Worse, they all turned into bats and flew away when it was blown up. So they are alive and coming to give us all AIDS. Stay away from all vampires until a cure is found.


As long as they're not sparkly gay vampires I'm okay with it.
 
2014-07-18 07:23:51 PM
When she heard this, Kristen Stewart frowned.

Or maybe she smiled. Tough call.
 
2014-07-18 07:25:19 PM

GoodCopBadCop: CNN is going to be eating this with a spoon.


Too slow. More like unhinging its jaw and pouring this straight down its gullet.
 
2014-07-18 07:25:27 PM
ramab.files.wordpress.com
this just keeps getting worse...
 
2014-07-18 07:25:49 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: gopher321: I thought it was Cheryl Ladd and Kris Kristofferson...

God that movie was disappointing

/loved the book, though


came to post the poster, but now i'll just save that ctrl-v for myself

:P
 
2014-07-18 07:26:50 PM
I blame zombies.  And this guy:
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-18 07:27:41 PM
Hey Raw Whore, you putin shrill cock sucker, defend this.  Go on, do it.

You haven't met a fake putin agent in Ukraine that you didn't want to blow, defend this for us.
 
2014-07-18 07:30:16 PM

snocone: If all you want to do is deliver "dead" bodies, why all the trouble of landing?
Now, maybe the 150lbs Butch sent up was excessive, but it is a successful "rapid" deployment.


If all you want to to is escalate tensions, but you don't have the real stones for it, an airplane full of bodies "shot down" is a good way to go.
Wussy, yeah, but effective.

I wouldn't give credit to even one of these witnesses if they said they saw the sky get dark after the sun "fell down".  And yet, we're supposed to believe them about this?

It's a set up.  Everyone probably knows it's a setup. No one cares.
 
2014-07-18 07:30:17 PM

FarkingReading: When she heard this, Kristen Stewart frowned.

Or maybe she smiled. Tough call.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-18 07:31:07 PM
So, Torchwood does exist.
 
2014-07-18 07:32:16 PM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: fusillade762: Just watched that the other night. I have many questions but one stands out: how did the Big Bad get out of his giant coffin without spilling dirt all over the floor?

He's Dracula dude, he does what he wants.  Also, they did find some soil and worms in the cargo hold from when he got out.


But why was the coffin full of leveled dirt when they opened it? Hmmmmm! There was no space for Dracula when the coffin was already packed full of undisturbed dirt! I know they want me to suspend disbelief, but come on. Attention to detail people.
 
2014-07-18 07:34:37 PM
RIP Buk Missile Fooler

news.stanford.edu
 
2014-07-18 07:36:56 PM
I guarantee you this thing will have conspiracy theories surrounding it for DECADES.

Even the established FACTS sounds like conspiracy theories.

-Jet crashes over war zone
-Nobody wants to take responsibility
-Jet is from the same airline that had another jet full of people up and vanish on them just months earlier
-Crashed jet was carrying a hundred prominent scientists, activists, a senator, and even a cleaning lady from The Hague.
-People who shot down the jet immediately raid the site and take the flight recorder which is now missing along with several other useful pieces of evidence


Even I don't believe me and I'm just typing out what I've read from AP, Reuters, and BBC.   I'm pretty sure Alex Jones is jacking off with a "Don't Tread On Me" flag wrapped tightly around his larynx.
 
2014-07-18 07:37:33 PM

VTGremlin: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: fusillade762: Just watched that the other night. I have many questions but one stands out: how did the Big Bad get out of his giant coffin without spilling dirt all over the floor?

He's Dracula dude, he does what he wants.  Also, they did find some soil and worms in the cargo hold from when he got out.

But why was the coffin full of leveled dirt when they opened it? Hmmmmm! There was no space for Dracula when the coffin was already packed full of undisturbed dirt! I know they want me to suspend disbelief, but come on. Attention to detail people.


the actual body is still in there. only an incorporeal form escaped and did those things. perhaps he can change from solid to other forms at will. that seems to fit the mythos.
 
2014-07-18 07:40:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: gopher321: I thought it was Cheryl Ladd and Kris Kristofferson...

God that movie was disappointing

/loved the book, though


Came here to say the same thing but to add Daniel J. Travanti into the mix.

Fun book, terrible movie.  Nine years later Travanti's HSB sidekick did a better job of it in the X-Files.
 
2014-07-18 07:40:46 PM

radarlove: I guarantee you this thing will have conspiracy theories surrounding it for DECADES.

Even the established FACTS sounds like conspiracy theories.

-Jet crashes over war zone
-Nobody wants to take responsibility
-Jet is from the same airline that had another jet full of people up and vanish on them just months earlier
-Crashed jet was carrying a hundred prominent scientists, activists, a senator, and even a cleaning lady from The Hague.
-People who shot down the jet immediately raid the site and take the flight recorder which is now missing along with several other useful pieces of evidence


Even I don't believe me and I'm just typing out what I've read from AP, Reuters, and BBC.   I'm pretty sure Alex Jones is jacking off with a "Don't Tread On Me" flag wrapped tightly around his larynx.


cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-07-18 07:42:35 PM
Belgorod Bob?
 
2014-07-18 07:44:17 PM

lemurs: I blame zombies.  And this guy:
[img.fark.net image 850x462]


Oh Kiritsuga-san, always looking out for humanity, even to the end.
 
2014-07-18 07:47:37 PM
doglover:

[cdn.memegenerator.net image 400x400]

Agency:  UNDISCLOSED
Profession:  ASSASSIN
Codename: THE CLEANER
Weapon of Choice: LEMON PLEDGE
Status: KIA
 
2014-07-18 07:50:06 PM
Says Alexei Jones?
 
2014-07-18 07:50:32 PM

some_beer_drinker: VTGremlin: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: fusillade762: Just watched that the other night. I have many questions but one stands out: how did the Big Bad get out of his giant coffin without spilling dirt all over the floor?

He's Dracula dude, he does what he wants.  Also, they did find some soil and worms in the cargo hold from when he got out.

But why was the coffin full of leveled dirt when they opened it? Hmmmmm! There was no space for Dracula when the coffin was already packed full of undisturbed dirt! I know they want me to suspend disbelief, but come on. Attention to detail people.

the actual body is still in there. only an incorporeal form escaped and did those things. perhaps he can change from solid to other forms at will. that seems to fit the mythos.


Then why was there a latch on the inside?
 
2014-07-18 07:53:06 PM
Girkin said "Ukrainian authorities are capable of any baseness."


Oh my God. This is the sort of thing that Russians actually believe.
 
2014-07-18 07:56:42 PM
It's settled. I'm not flying Malaysian Airlines. EVER.
 
2014-07-18 07:56:48 PM
radarlove:   I'm pretty sure Alex Jones is jacking off with a "Don't Tread On Me" flag wrapped tightly around his larynx.

3rd most horrifying image someone on Fark has put in my head to date. Kudos.
 
2014-07-18 07:57:06 PM
Transylvania's thattaway, buddy.
 
2014-07-18 07:57:58 PM

CruJones: walkerhound: DjangoStonereaver: OK, Fox's viral marketing campaign for THE STRAIN just went too far.

(Considering there were 100 AIDS researchers on the flight, its not surprising there'd be a lot of medical
stuff in the wreckage).

TFA:  "He claimed that a large amount of blood serum and medications were found in the wreckage. "

Hopefully some of the rebels rolled around in that serum.

But what if it's superpower serum?


Good point, coulda been the cure for aids (and likely was based on that contingency)
 
2014-07-18 07:58:01 PM

lemurs: I blame zombies.  And this guy:
[img.fark.net image 850x462]


What is that from?

And besides. Everyone knows they did the world a favor. This was the dracula plane. The PLANE OF THE UNDEAD!
 
2014-07-18 08:01:26 PM
My solution:
strangetelemetry.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-18 08:03:33 PM

fusillade762: some_beer_drinker: VTGremlin: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: fusillade762: Just watched that the other night. I have many questions but one stands out: how did the Big Bad get out of his giant coffin without spilling dirt all over the floor?

He's Dracula dude, he does what he wants.  Also, they did find some soil and worms in the cargo hold from when he got out.

But why was the coffin full of leveled dirt when they opened it? Hmmmmm! There was no space for Dracula when the coffin was already packed full of undisturbed dirt! I know they want me to suspend disbelief, but come on. Attention to detail people.

the actual body is still in there. only an incorporeal form escaped and did those things. perhaps he can change from solid to other forms at will. that seems to fit the mythos.

Then why was there a latch on the inside?


so it can't be opened from the outside. duh.
 
2014-07-18 08:03:55 PM

hardinparamedic: What is that from?


Fate/Zero, in which the show's hero shoots down an airliner full of (undead) people with a rocket launcher.
 
2014-07-18 08:06:34 PM

hardinparamedic: lemurs: I blame zombies.  And this guy:
[img.fark.net image 850x462]

What is that from?

And besides. Everyone knows they did the world a favor. This was the dracula plane. The PLANE OF THE UNDEAD!


Cue Samuel L. Jackson.

/tired of these motherfarking vampires on this motherfarking plane!
 
2014-07-18 08:07:48 PM

wambu: It's settled. I'm not flying Malaysian Airlines. EVER.


img.fark.net

Quantas, definetly Quantas....
 
2014-07-18 08:10:51 PM
i21.photobucket.com

unavailable for comment.... yet.

/obscure?
 
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