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(Fox News)   Oh, look, suddenly Putin wants a ceasefire in Eastern Ukraine   (foxnews.com) divider line 38
    More: Dumbass, Vladimir Putin, Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin, peace talks, cease-fire, Russian Orthodox Church, Government of Ukraine  
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6625 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2014 at 7:22 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-18 07:53:32 PM  
4 votes:
He wants a ceasefire so he can find the real killer.
2014-07-18 04:21:17 PM  
4 votes:

RexTalionis: He's been calling a ceasefire for at least two months.

Only, his idea of a ceasefire is when the Ukrainian military doesn't shoot at the rebels, while the rebels re-arm with armaments and "volunteers" from Russia and continue shooting at the Ukrainian military. That's what happened when the last ceasefire was announced by Ukraine's Poroshenko. Separatists violated that "ceasefire" 120 times.


Fun Fact:  the strict translation of "ceasefire" in Russian is "stop hitting yourself."
2014-07-18 10:29:00 PM  
3 votes:
I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country.
2014-07-18 07:59:15 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-07-18 07:51:17 PM  
3 votes:

jake_lex: "Putin is playing chess, and I think we are playing marbles - and I don't think it's even close...They've been running circles around us."

--Rep, Mike Rogers, (R-IN), Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, on Fox News Sunday, March 2, 2014


wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com

'Mmmmm...yes. that's fascinating because there are no marbles, and there is no spoon.'
2014-07-18 07:35:23 PM  
3 votes:
www.trbimg.com

"We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Shall I have your ship standing by?"

"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"
2014-07-18 08:22:34 PM  
2 votes:

stonelotus: kind of makes you wonder why so many naked people were on that plane.


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"I've had it with these monkeyfightin' naked people on this Monday to Friday plane!"
2014-07-18 06:35:43 PM  
2 votes:
Sure, let's schedule it for Fark You O'clock
2014-07-18 06:26:43 PM  
2 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2014-07-18 11:12:14 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Additionally: I had no idea whatever that repeating Ronald Reagan's words made anyone a "scumbag".


Of course not.  Not being a filthy socialist, Reagan would have sold the BUK system to the rebels, instead of just giving it to them.

He might even have thrown in a support contract.
2014-07-18 10:43:47 PM  
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: DoctorCal: shower_in_my_socks: It's one reason they tell you not to wear slip-on shoes when you fly

[citation needed]

I've known this for a while, but here's one article making the same recommendation:

http://www.travelersguide360.com/index.php/how-to-survive-an-airplan e- crash-3-17241/

"One unfortunate by-product of today's stepped up airport security measures is that more and more passengers are choosing to wear easily removable, slip-on shoes, sandals, flip flops and other flimsy, open toed shoes on flights, perhaps exchanging safety for convenience. In event of a crash, your shoes may be the most important item of clothing that you are wearing. Wear sturdy shoes with leather soles. Even sneakers that are made with synthetic fabrics may not fare well when you are fleeing from a burning aircraft as synthetics tend to melt and adhere to the wearer's skin. High heeled shoes should also not be worn while flying. Should you find yourself on a stricken jet coming in for a hard landing in Albuquerque, you'll wish you'd opted for the hiking boots instead of the stilettos."


If you land in Albuquerque, you don't want to have shoes with laces, as someone in the South Valley will steal them from you so they can strangle their meth dealer's chihuahua/pit bull mix with them.
2014-07-18 10:24:26 PM  
1 votes:

brimed03: tinyarena:

Da.
Da.
Da.

/uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht
2014-07-18 10:19:37 PM  
1 votes:
Will Putin get his own show on FOX when he gives up running Russia?
2014-07-18 10:12:32 PM  
1 votes:

tinyarena:


I don't even need a translation to know what that says.

Miss me yet?
Da.
Da.
Da.

/uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
2014-07-18 09:55:42 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: stonelotus: kind of makes you wonder why so many naked people were on that plane.

Aerodynamic forces and depressurization airflow.


That excuse never worked for me.
2014-07-18 09:10:37 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Kittypie070: stonelotus: kind of makes you wonder why so many naked people were on that plane.

Aerodynamic forces and depressurization airflow.

Honestly, don't be dumb.

Seriously, I thought stonelotus was making a joke. It wasn't?

/It was funny though

Yeah, I smelled some joke on it, but joking about recently dead people is kinda tasteless.


That's a rather tender subject.
2014-07-18 08:54:16 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgbox.com
2014-07-18 08:44:16 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Republicans praising the President of Russia

[i.imgur.com image 464x434]

Seriously, if Ron was still around and in his right mind that's what he just might be saying.


I'm pretty sure he'd be saying that no matter the state of his mind.
2014-07-18 08:40:51 PM  
1 votes:

FormlessOne: ..and yet Fark Conservatards keep supporting this asshole. It's beyond me.


He's authoritarian.  He favors the rich.  He invades countries on a whim to advance his empire.  He tortures prisoners.  He has a compliant media that spins the news in his favor.  He uses bravado and propaganda in place of real leadership.  He never admits mistakes.  He hates Europe.  He hates Obama.

Why wouldn't they love him?
2014-07-18 08:33:43 PM  
1 votes:
How long will it be before Putin loses his support in Russia?  It's one thing to run a tyrannical, despotic regime with dreams of reestablishing the glory days of the Soviet Union.  But, if you show you can't suppress a nation of whackos like Chechnya and control his little Russian puppets in the Ukraine, you just might not be up to the job running the country.
2014-07-18 08:17:42 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: "While his stance as a defender of traditional values has drawn the mockery of Western media and cultural elites, Putin is not wrong in saying that he can speak for much of mankind."  -Pat Buchanan

GRABOVO, Ukraine - Incongruously, given that the plane fell from more than 30,000 feet, many of the bodies strewn about in the smoldering wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 were largely intact. A woman in a black sweater lay on her back, blood streaming from her face, her left arm raised as if signaling someone. Another victim, naked except for a black bra, lay on the field, her gray hair mixing with the green grass, one leg broken and her body torn.

"There was a howling noise and everything started to rattle. Then objects started falling out of the sky," the 65-year-old pensioner said in front of her grey-brick home.
"And then I heard a roar and she landed in the kitchen, the roof was broken," she said, showing the gaping hole made by the body when it came through the ceiling of the kitchen in an extension to the house.
The dead woman's naked body was still lying inside the house, next to a bed.

Great work, Pat.  I get it that you hate Obozo, but praising what was clearly a bad man was always going to end badly for you.


kind of makes you wonder why so many naked people were on that plane.
2014-07-18 08:16:41 PM  
1 votes:
A cease fire is great, but what altitude does it kick in at?
2014-07-18 08:05:46 PM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: He wants a ceasefire so he can find the real killer.


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Where have we heard that before?
2014-07-18 08:05:10 PM  
1 votes:
FTA : "It is with great concern and sadness that we are watching what is happening in eastern Ukraine. It's awful, it's a tragedy," Putin added.

l.wigflip.com
2014-07-18 08:04:37 PM  
1 votes:
I read all his quotes in a Boris Badinov voice.
2014-07-18 07:56:22 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: It was just surreal around that time seeing Republicans praising the President of Russia -- of  Russia!-- over the President of the United States.


The right: Putin's a real take charge leader!
Obama: I'm taking charge
The right: King 0Bummer the tyrant!!
Putin: I shot down a passenger jet
2014-07-18 07:52:49 PM  
1 votes:

janzee: Couldn't Putin just order it?


It's not in the Skymall catalogue, so I wouldn't know.
2014-07-18 07:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
Republicans praising the President of Russia

i.imgur.com

Seriously, if Ron was still around and in his right mind that's what he just might be saying.
2014-07-18 07:46:08 PM  
1 votes:

Kumana Wanalaia: jake_lex: "Putin is playing chess, and I think we are playing marbles - and I don't think it's even close...They've been running circles around us."

--Rep, Mike Rogers, (R-IN), Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, on Fox News Sunday, March 2, 2014

Sure... that's why Putin is getting weaker and weaker while the US position strengthens.

Haters gonna hate.


It was just surreal around that time seeing Republicans praising the President of Russia -- of  Russia!-- over the President of the United States.

but even at the time, a serious analysis of the situation should have shown anyone that Putin had made a serious mistake, and whatever short-term gain he got by taking Crimea is far outweighed by the long-term mess he has gotten Russia into.
2014-07-18 07:43:12 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-18 07:42:45 PM  
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: [www.trbimg.com image 594x396]

"We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Shall I have your ship standing by?"

"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"


Let's see if we can get Peter Cushing to play Putin's future appearances.
2014-07-18 07:37:12 PM  
1 votes:
"Putin is playing chess, and I think we are playing marbles - and I don't think it's even close...They've been running circles around us."

--Rep, Mike Rogers, (R-IN), Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, on Fox News Sunday, March 2, 2014
2014-07-18 07:36:05 PM  
1 votes:
images.wikia.com
2014-07-18 07:34:11 PM  
1 votes:
Here's a present for you, Vladimir.

mousebreath.com
2014-07-18 07:28:16 PM  
1 votes:
nuts
2014-07-18 07:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
Well, gee, Vladimir - that's a terrific idea! Let's do that!
2014-07-18 06:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
Putin: "Can we please have a ceasefire so that the dumbfarks that I was stupid enough to give incredibly powerful anti-aircraft missiles don't go and shoot down another damn airliner and make me look like even more of an @sshole than I already do?"
2014-07-18 04:20:17 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like someone just figured out they are losing and wants to preserve the status quo.
 
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