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(Newser)   For Sale: One mountain in the English countryside. Comes with the title "Lord of the Manor of Threlkeld." $3 million or BO, all sales final, definitely not haunted   (newser.com) divider line 11
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2014-07-18 07:52:51 PM  
3 votes:

Deathfrogg: uber humper: Bathysphere: If I won the lottery (which would never happen because I don't play), I would buy a spooky European castle and play renaissance fair every day. People would say, " Don't go around there, that's where the crazy dress-up lady lives and she might try to talk to you." Good times.

I saw this for sale, the other day: http://www.castle-forsale.com/castle-for-sale-france.html  20MM EUR, IIRC

Richard the Lionheart's innards are buried there.  It sounds like a bargain -- relatively speaking to the junk in LA and Manhattan.

Until you see the heating bill.


What is this "heating bill" ye prate about? Verily, if thy garderobe is chill, wear ane goode woolyn cloake over ye, or a goodley tunick of ye same matter, an simple tak carre to halle ye same up past thy nethers when ye go to stoole lest ye befowle them with thy excrements.
2014-07-18 06:20:27 PM  
3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: uber humper: There are mountains in England?

Well, if I remember correctly, it's not about how big it is but how it was formed

I bet you say that to all the girls.


Then I explain erosion
2014-07-18 06:18:29 PM  
3 votes:
My Life With The Threlkeld Cult?

/got nuthin
//certainly not $3 million
2014-07-18 06:16:20 PM  
3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: In California that would barely qualify as a hill.


Forget it, it's rolling
2014-07-18 06:19:31 PM  
2 votes:

uber humper: There are mountains in England?

Well, if I remember correctly, it's not about how big it is but how it was formed


I bet you say that to all the girls.
2014-07-18 06:31:49 PM  
1 votes:
Looking at the pic, it seems they're trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
2014-07-18 06:31:46 PM  
1 votes:
I've got plenty of BO!
2014-07-18 06:30:48 PM  
1 votes:
If I won the lottery (which would never happen because I don't play), I would buy a spooky European castle and play renaissance fair every day. People would say, " Don't go around there, that's where the crazy dress-up lady lives and she might try to talk to you." Good times.
2014-07-18 06:26:31 PM  
1 votes:
one mountain? are you sure?
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2014-07-18 06:25:39 PM  
1 votes:
No sherpers needed.
2014-07-18 06:15:09 PM  
1 votes:

C18H27NO3: If I'm paying $3 million for it then my title is going to be whatever the hell I want it to be.


How about "sucker"?
 
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