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(SeattlePI)   "Hello, room service? Six pounds of pot, please"   (blog.seattlepi.com ) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-18 12:54:13 PM  
Some hotels in Colorado have signs pointing out that no smoking includes no pot. And then there was the hotel in Castle Rock which had a really intense marijuana odor coming out of the housekeeping area. It wasn't like, "oh somebody might have lit a joint in there last night." More like "there's an acre grow operation in a 500 square foot room and they just harvested."
 
2014-07-18 02:37:29 PM  
I may or may not try this in Jamaica when I am there next week.
 
2014-07-18 03:00:33 PM  
FTFA: "..to be destroyed by the evidence unit..

Heh.
 
2014-07-18 03:07:36 PM  
WOW
Today I learned that 6 pounds is more than 1 ounce.
Thanks Fark.
 
2014-07-18 03:09:43 PM  
why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.
 
2014-07-18 03:10:01 PM  
That's more a job for the concierge desk, isn't it?
 
2014-07-18 03:10:16 PM  
"Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?
 
2014-07-18 03:13:07 PM  
"Room service?  It's me again.  Can you please send up a package of Oreos and a half-gallon of milk?  Thanks."
 
2014-07-18 03:13:17 PM  
Some guy at Motel 6 is still waiting for his package.
 
2014-07-18 03:16:35 PM  
OKRTFA, and I am calling bullshiat.  Officially calling it.
 
2014-07-18 03:18:37 PM  

JoieD'Zen: FTFA: "..to be destroyed by the evidence unit..

Heh.


Best barbecue slash official duty of the year...
 
2014-07-18 03:21:16 PM  
There's gonna need more than six pounds....


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2014-07-18 03:22:40 PM  

HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?


many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives
 
2014-07-18 03:26:22 PM  
The 4 Seasons? Is there a rap concert in town? Is Seth Rogen there?
 
2014-07-18 03:27:36 PM  
Does $10.25 really buy you that much pot? Or is that another trick of the exchange rate?
 
2014-07-18 03:27:42 PM  

Brainsick: HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?

many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives


Yeah, because there is no way to test it, none at all
 
2014-07-18 03:33:35 PM  

uncleacid: Some guy at Motel 6 is still waiting for his package.


A simple, and forgivable mix-up.

"OK, just tell them, 'Free bus to the Hotel Astor'."

"Got it."

"Free ass at the Hotel Buster!"
"Bust ass in the Hotel Freezer!"

.
.
.

"Aw, fark it.  Take a cab!"
 
2014-07-18 03:39:53 PM  

chitownmike: Brainsick: HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?

many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives

Yeah, because there is no way to test it, none at all


I didn't say that. I said those were the first reasons I thought of. Thanks for contributing nothing to the thread, though
 
2014-07-18 03:41:53 PM  

munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.


Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...
 
2014-07-18 03:42:39 PM  

Brainsick: HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?

many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives


Some fisher friends of mine, (in hs, circa 1978), found about 8 pounds, of diesel-sprayed Colombian washed up on the beach near San Luis Pass, Texas.

Yes, it went into distribution.  I tried it once - very powerful shiat for the time, but I couldn't get past the gag of the diesel.  Others got used to it.

Those eight pounds were around for months.  The question that summer, before buying, was always, "Diesel weed?"

Heck, you could tell by just sniffing the bag, (usually - some dealers knew how to mask to olfactory - you KNEW when you inhaled it).

/paraquat pot
 
2014-07-18 03:47:20 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.

Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...


Is that like a taint?
 
2014-07-18 03:52:09 PM  

HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?


Yeah, the evidence unit would be pissed their supply got cut off.  And he might not be invited to join them if they sold it.
 
2014-07-18 04:03:59 PM  
Staff had found a lumpy package covered in plastic wrap outside a vacant unit,

Misplaced laundry delivery?
Quit pissing your pants, USA.
 
2014-07-18 04:12:26 PM  

MooseBayou: The Irresponsible Captain: munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.

Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...

Is that like a taint?


You mean t'aint.


/six pounds. Must have been one hell of a party
 
2014-07-18 04:17:56 PM  

Brainsick: chitownmike: Brainsick: HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?

many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives

Yeah, because there is no way to test it, none at all

I didn't say that. I said those were the first reasons I thought of. Thanks for contributing nothing to the thread, though


So by making a sugestion to counteract you pearl clutching I have contributed nothing, ok got it. Troll on
 
2014-07-18 04:34:44 PM  

MooseBayou: Brainsick: HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?

many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives

Some fisher friends of mine, (in hs, circa 1978), found about 8 pounds, of diesel-sprayed Colombian washed up on the beach near San Luis Pass, Texas.

Yes, it went into distribution.  I tried it once - very powerful shiat for the time, but I couldn't get past the gag of the diesel.  Others got used to it.

Those eight pounds were around for months.  The question that summer, before buying, was always, "Diesel weed?"

Heck, you could tell by just sniffing the bag, (usually - some dealers knew how to mask to olfactory - you KNEW when you inhaled it).

/paraquat pot


Never heard of that before. What's the purpose of the diesel? Some kind of anti-fungal treatment or something?
 
2014-07-18 05:03:44 PM  

chitownmike: Brainsick: chitownmike: Brainsick: HairBolus: "Police seized the package, to be destroyed by the evidence unit."

Is there any reason the police can't sell it?

many, but the first ones that pop to mind are that they don't know where it came from or what it may have been treated with. It's probably perfectly fine, but it would only take one instance of a state store selling tainted pot that they bought from Seattle PD to ruin a lot of lives

Yeah, because there is no way to test it, none at all

I didn't say that. I said those were the first reasons I thought of. Thanks for contributing nothing to the thread, though

So by making a sugestion to counteract you pearl clutching I have contributed nothing, ok got it. Troll on


Pearl Clutching? 'Troll On'?

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2014-07-18 05:37:16 PM  

Resident Muslim: MooseBayou: The Irresponsible Captain: munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.

Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...

Is that like a taint?

You mean t'aint.


/six pounds. Must have been one hell of a party


6 lbs...must be one hell of a taint!!!
 
2014-07-18 08:36:50 PM  

haolegirl: Resident Muslim: MooseBayou: The Irresponsible Captain: munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.

Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...

Is that like a taint?

You mean t'aint.


/six pounds. Must have been one hell of a party

6 lbs...must be one hell of a taint!!!


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2014-07-18 08:37:01 PM  

haolegirl: Resident Muslim: MooseBayou: The Irresponsible Captain: munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.

Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...

Is that like a taint?

You mean t'aint.


/six pounds. Must have been one hell of a party

6 lbs...must be one hell of a taint!!!


Are you referring to the other thread we just had?
 
2014-07-18 09:23:59 PM  
Those guise are in big trouble. They were checked into a No Smoking room.
 
2014-07-19 12:28:58 AM  

Resident Muslim: haolegirl: Resident Muslim: MooseBayou: The Irresponsible Captain: munko: why petroleum jelly?  sounds kinky.

Well, a few articles up there's the story about smuggling things in your neithers.

/Hello... hello... hello...

Is that like a taint?

You mean t'aint.


/six pounds. Must have been one hell of a party

6 lbs...must be one hell of a taint!!!

Are you referring to the other thread we just had?


If I say yes, it's a lie...i was just in the mood to say taint on Fark.
 
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