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(NBC Chicago)   Illinois man gets stiff prison sentence in Texas fake Viagra case   (nbcchicago.com ) divider line
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2014-07-18 07:42:41 PM  
Surprisingly, it seems that it wasn't a very **puts on sunglasses** hard decision.
 
2014-07-18 07:54:14 PM  
I guess he will See All Us in three years....

\ducks
 
2014-07-18 08:36:19 PM  
Typical FIB.
 
2014-07-18 08:37:40 PM  
Yeah that guy's definitely bones now.
 
2014-07-18 08:44:05 PM  
He'll be doing hard time, for sure.
 
2014-07-18 08:45:18 PM  
Was he sentenced to hang?
 
2014-07-18 09:08:40 PM  
What a dick.
 
2014-07-18 09:09:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Was he sentenced to hang?


no....i heard he was dysfunctional, so hanging is considered too cruel.

instead he will be housed in a new cell block they are erecting.
 
2014-07-18 09:28:00 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Was he sentenced to hang?


No, but apparently there was a hung jury.
 
2014-07-18 09:45:45 PM  

scotchcrotch: Gyrfalcon: Was he sentenced to hang?

No, but apparently there was a hung jury.


Not if they were using his product.
 
2014-07-18 09:58:24 PM  
I thought there was something funny about those little red pills. Didn't do anything, but I swear I was going color blind.
 
2014-07-18 10:16:05 PM  

Prey4reign: He'll be doing hard time, for sure.


Welcome to the penal system.
 
2014-07-18 10:38:01 PM  
You can mess with their birth control,  just Don't Mess With Texas' boner pills.
 
2014-07-18 10:54:42 PM  
Heh-heh-heh-heh

Subby made a penis joke.
 
2014-07-18 10:59:56 PM  
Much like his customers, he didn't get off.
 
2014-07-18 11:25:23 PM  
I submitted this article with a headline that lasted more than four hours.
 
2014-07-19 12:07:33 AM  
You could have just bought fake Enzyte.
 
2014-07-19 12:40:34 AM  
I'm betting he's hoping his impotent cellmate only managed to smuggle in the fakes.
 
2014-07-19 08:32:57 AM  
Sure is penis-y in here
 
2014-07-19 09:49:23 AM  
Sounds like the punishment may not fit the crime ...
 
2014-07-20 12:26:18 AM  
Stiff sentencing but didn't even last three minutes.
 
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