MaudlinMutantMollusk: Note to self: start planning late-night TV marketing for The Twat Wallet
sithon: I was reading that bit about the teen smuggling a gun in her vagina. Someone should design a gun with that in mind. . Contoured short barreled , maybe coated in plastic to prevent rusting. With a grip that lies flush with the body , so it's not obvious in a pat down./ meh who'd buy it?
BalugaJoe: Bellybutton is a better hiding place.
I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?
grokca: I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?Women
gilatrout: The problem is that most women conceal their vaginas. If there were regulations preventing the carrying of concealed vaginas, this wouldn't be a problem.
karnal: This whole story stinks to high heaven.
Prof. Frink: "lodged in the young woman's crotch...the gun was stolen a year earlier"That's a long time to keep it in there.
Fano: Hawkinspredator.jpgI'm starting to wear this one out. Why are we having all these threads about big pussies? Why are we having all these threads about big pussies?
uncleacid: It's a vagina, not a carryall.
groppet: Oh fine she will put a pound of meth up there for an hour but my little penis in there for 10 minutes seconds disgusts her. WOMEN!!!
karnal: I heard this one smuggled 14 kids into America in hers.[tammybruce.com image 290x336]
Dr Dreidel: grokca: I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?WomenGives new meaning to "I've got a hole in my pocket."[www.mybizperforms.com image 500x500]// not obscure in the slightest// and if you (or your kids) haven't seen that movie, you've failed at life/parenting
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