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(Huffington Post)   "The Down and Dirty of Vagina Smuggling"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 82
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2014-07-18 10:29:37 AM
Help me find my keys and we'll drive out...
 
2014-07-18 10:38:11 AM
In March, 2012, Porcha Gross, 21, was arrested because she allegedly had a crack "cookie" in her vagina...

So she had crack in her...

Paging Mr Xzibit, Mr Xzibit please report to the Vagina smuggling thread ASAP.

/I thought it might have been an article on an underground market for fleshlights or something.
//I was wrong.
///In before South Park Oprah.
 
2014-07-18 10:46:06 AM
Who the hell smuggles vaginas?
 
2014-07-18 10:52:44 AM
Note to self: start planning late-night TV marketing for The Twat Wallet
 
2014-07-18 11:22:20 AM
I was reading that bit about the teen smuggling a gun in her vagina. Someone should design a gun with that in mind. . Contoured short barreled , maybe coated in plastic to prevent rusting. With a grip that lies flush with the body , so it's not obvious in a pat down.

/ meh who'd buy it?
 
2014-07-18 11:23:54 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Note to self: start planning late-night TV marketing for The Twat Wallet


Hey...
Joint infomercial?
 
2014-07-18 11:28:13 AM

sithon: I was reading that bit about the teen smuggling a gun in her vagina. Someone should design a gun with that in mind. . Contoured short barreled , maybe coated in plastic to prevent rusting. With a grip that lies flush with the body , so it's not obvious in a pat down.

/ meh who'd buy it?


Or, and this might be too radical, you could just go with Dune style offensive teeth.

Imagine, if you will, the damage you could do with a nerve gas grenade in your mouth.
 
2014-07-18 11:39:02 AM
Bellybutton is a better hiding place.
 
2014-07-18 11:41:10 AM

BalugaJoe: Bellybutton is a better hiding place.


Not reliable

/you have to give it up for lint
 
2014-07-18 11:48:09 AM
DogloverI wasn't suggesting you shoot it with your vagina.Just a handy holster.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-07-18 11:48:42 AM
I read that as "vagina snuggling".
 
2014-07-18 11:50:06 AM
nipple pinchy.
 
2014-07-18 12:13:41 PM
Well, this is a timely article on vagina smuggling, considering I was just getting into the market for a contraband vagina.
 
2014-07-18 12:52:19 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-18 12:52:45 PM
FTA: "In January, Las Vegas masseuse Christina Lafave was accused of snatching a customer's $35,000 Rolex and concealing it in her vagina."

i58.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-18 12:57:32 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?


Women
 
2014-07-18 01:25:27 PM
When they said the pipe taken from her vag smelled like marijuana, I was kind of happy for the lady.
 
2014-07-18 01:25:53 PM
What about the smell?
 
2014-07-18 01:26:34 PM
I have the weirdest boner
 
2014-07-18 01:26:53 PM
That was such a stupid article.  Plus the original story was on here early last week.  It was crack/meth wrapped in foil and apparently she was in some pain, in case you were wondering.
 
2014-07-18 01:27:30 PM
The problem is that most women conceal their vaginas. If there were regulations preventing the carrying of concealed vaginas, this wouldn't be a problem.

I also think limiting the magazine size that can be loaded into a vagina will prevent unnecessary tragedy and posturing among menfolk.

High capacity vaginas should be outright banned.
 
2014-07-18 01:27:40 PM

grokca: I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?

Women


Gives new meaning to "I've got a hole in my pocket."

www.mybizperforms.com

// not obscure in the slightest
// and if you (or your kids) haven't seen that movie, you've failed at life/parenting
 
2014-07-18 01:31:18 PM
"That same month, Jennifer McCarthy, the ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy, was arrested after allegedly whipping a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend."

Stop using sex as a weapon. Stop using sex.
 
2014-07-18 01:36:48 PM
The government will soon require capacity signs with annual reviews by the local fire department to insure compliance.
 
2014-07-18 01:37:09 PM
Vaginas -- aren't those the flash light shaped gadgets that take 3 C Batteries?
 
2014-07-18 01:38:23 PM

gilatrout: The problem is that most women conceal their vaginas. If there were regulations preventing the carrying of concealed vaginas, this wouldn't be a problem.


Activists bringing vaginas into chain stores in recent weeks have put certain states at the center of a national fight over "open-carry" laws, reinforcing many Americans' perception of some states as havens for vagina lovers.

In reality, some of those states have the nation's more restrictive laws on the carrying of vaginas-a policy that vagina-rights groups and state legislators are itching to change.

Now, some vagina-rights supporters are concerned that negative pubicity over the recent protests will make their struggle even tougher. And tighter. And they'll have to push harder. And harder. Harder!
 
2014-07-18 01:39:06 PM

sithon: I was reading that bit about the teen smuggling a gun in her vagina. Someone should design a gun with that in mind. . Contoured short barreled , maybe coated in plastic to prevent rusting. With a grip that lies flush with the body , so it's not obvious in a pat down.

/ meh who'd buy it?


Sounds like a good place for a stick-up.


/for those of you who get that reference, I apologize and I will see myself out.
 
2014-07-18 01:39:29 PM
"lodged in the young woman's crotch...the gun was stolen a year earlier"

That's a long time to keep it in there.
 
2014-07-18 01:42:08 PM
It's a vagina, not a carryall.
 
2014-07-18 01:42:24 PM
Weeners below:

Smells fishy.
 
2014-07-18 01:44:21 PM
Hawkinspredator.jpg

I'm starting to wear this one out. Why are we having all these threads about big pussies? Why are we having all these threads about big pussies?
 
2014-07-18 01:44:22 PM
This whole story stinks to high heaven.
 
2014-07-18 01:45:51 PM

karnal: This whole story stinks to high heaven.


Yeah, it smells.....
Fishy
 
2014-07-18 01:46:30 PM

Prof. Frink: "lodged in the young woman's crotch...the gun was stolen a year earlier"

That's a long time to keep it in there.


You gotta keep those babies oiled up or they rust.
 
2014-07-18 01:50:26 PM

Fano: Hawkinspredator.jpg

I'm starting to wear this one out. Why are we having all these threads about big pussies? Why are we having all these threads about big pussies?



what's your problem with big pussies?
 
2014-07-18 01:50:37 PM

uncleacid: It's a vagina, not a carryall.


It's kind of like a fanny pack.
 
2014-07-18 01:54:11 PM
I heard this one smuggled 14 kids into America in hers.

tammybruce.com
 
2014-07-18 01:55:13 PM

Fano: Hawkinspredator.jpg

I'm starting to wear this one out. Why are we having all these threads about big pussies? Why are we having all these threads about big pussies?


i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-18 01:55:30 PM
That's some mighty fine police work, Lou.
 
2014-07-18 01:55:41 PM
Women will put Anything in there but when You try to.....well, you know.
 
2014-07-18 01:56:13 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?


travsd.files.wordpress.com

This Guy
 
2014-07-18 01:58:25 PM
Oh fine she will put a pound of meth up there for an hour but my penis in there for 10 minutes disgusts her. WOMEN!!!
 
2014-07-18 01:59:58 PM

groppet: Oh fine she will put a pound of meth up there for an hour but my little penis in there for 10 minutes seconds disgusts her. WOMEN!!!



FTFY because I know your wife
 
2014-07-18 02:00:15 PM
Meh. If we had pouches like marsupials, we'd hide shiat in there too.
 
2014-07-18 02:06:32 PM

karnal: I heard this one smuggled 14 kids into America in hers.

[tammybruce.com image 290x336]


Ugh.  Uterus =/= vagina
 
2014-07-18 02:11:07 PM

Dr Dreidel: grokca: I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?

Women

Gives new meaning to "I've got a hole in my pocket."

[www.mybizperforms.com image 500x500]

// not obscure in the slightest
// and if you (or your kids) haven't seen that movie, you've failed at life/parenting


Kids love it, & took them to see Ringo a couple of weeks ago.
 
2014-07-18 02:14:02 PM
static.guim.co.uk
Ask this lady.  It looks like she has just the boat for it.

/MODS:  delete if NSFW
 
2014-07-18 02:14:46 PM
In December, Ericka Marie Danna, 25, was charged with causing a disturbance outside of a home in Oklahoma City.
She was taken to the county jail and when officers searched her,
Police say the pipe found in Danna's sex organ smelled like marijuana


img.fark.net

That's a hard 25 right there.
 
2014-07-18 02:17:13 PM
www.lookwhatibroughthome.com

/relevant
//old as the interwebs
 
2014-07-18 02:17:48 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Who the hell smuggles vaginas?


I don't know, but I'll take two please.. Oh wait, smuggling stuff IN vaginas..nevermind.
 
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