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(CNN)   Ukraine: Separatists didn't take anti-aircraft equipment from OUR military *cough cough* *hint hint*   (cnn.com) divider line 32
    More: Followup, Prime Minister of Ukraine, Organization for Security, Cooperation in Europe, flight data recorders, OSCE, Eastern Ukraine, United Nations Security Council, Luhansk  
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2014-07-18 11:51:43 AM  
20 votes:

vudukungfu: Hey. Don't fly over conflict zones.
Russia/Ukraine, Palestine/Israel, TX-AZ/Mexico border.
Just don't
Get direct TV and stay home.


When you have cable, you are paying too much.
When you're paying too much, you cancel cable.
When you cancel cable, you have lots of free time.
When you have lots of free time, you get bored and decide to travel.
When you travel, your plane gets shot down by rebels over Ukraine.
Don't let your plane get shot down by rebels over Ukraine.  Get DirecTV.
2014-07-18 12:02:07 PM  
12 votes:
Ukraine: "We're not sure who PUT IN that missile launcher, and we don't want to RUSH IN to pass judgment, and hope that no one will MASK HOW it happened."
2014-07-18 12:09:50 PM  
7 votes:
donetsk don't tell
2014-07-18 12:27:01 PM  
5 votes:

iheartscotch: I'm not saying that the CIA definitely did it. It could have been the GRU, dissident elements of the Russian government or little green men from Mars. The point is; we don't know really who done it at this point. It will probably end up being the Rebel Alliance; but, speculation at this point is, by definition, unfounded.


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I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. I'M THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO DO SO. WAS IT GARGAMEL THAT SHOT DOWN MH-17? WAS IT PART OF THE SMURF GENOCIDE? OR WAS IT LORD XENU?
2014-07-18 12:24:03 PM  
3 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Empty H: Xai: Full timeline of events and admissions by separatists that they did it (until it became clear what they had shot down)

http://www.scoopnest.com/out/?url=http://t.co/pojN569i1c&id=48984871 24 50277376

Please copy, save and distribute files as it won't be long before they start trying to take things like this down

This is very informative. Thank you for posting.

Don't you get it? This website and all of the "data" within WERE PLANTED BY THE CIA! Because America wants and needs another costly war


Don't you get it?  The separatists are working for the CIA. The CIA wants the Ukraine to rejoin the Russians, so that the Great Leap Forward can come to the US, and when it does, Russia will be embiggened by their brethren in arms across the ocean, and then they can retake all of Europe, which is 95% Socialisms anyway. The Commies never lost power, they were just biding their time, and all this was a plot to lull True Americans into a false sense of security, and that gave them the time to infiltrate the CIA and the American government.

Study. It. Out. Mang.
2014-07-18 01:18:34 PM  
2 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: stuffy: Will these idiots ever learn that accepting blame for farking up is way less damaging than the cover up.

no, of course not. Coverups are driven by instinct, which cannot be unlearned.


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2014-07-18 01:05:01 PM  
2 votes:
Proximuscentauri: The fastest investigation and wrap up in air-disaster history. And hot on the heels of the BRICS deal, no less! AND in conjuction with boots on the ground in Gaza. AAAAND the curious coincidence of it being another malasian flight.
Within an hour, the Ukrainian government broadcast its conclusion that eastern rebels shot down the plane. Also within hours, the US government made public its conclusion that the plane had been hit by a missile - will someone get a promotion for that speedy analysis? It sure beats examining the wreckage.
Also, within hours of the tragedy, Ukraine intercepts, isolates, analyses, translates and publishes an incriminating phone call. The NSA must be envious. They even had the names and photographs of the interlocutors. There was no need to keep this interception private as special evidence that needed to be checked. No, in this investigation the right thing to do was send it out on twitter at the earliest convenience.
Within hours, leaders from all over the world have made their conclusions as well - for they too don't need to wait for an examination of the wreckage, nor for the gathering of witness testimony, nor for the consideration of such minutiae as motive, means and opportunity.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

FTFY
2014-07-18 12:42:01 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: iheartscotch: I'm not saying that the CIA definitely did it. It could have been the GRU, dissident elements of the Russian government or little green men from Mars. The point is; we don't know really who done it at this point. It will probably end up being the Rebel Alliance; but, speculation at this point is, by definition, unfounded.

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. I'M THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO DO SO. WAS IT GARGAMEL THAT SHOT DOWN MH-17? WAS IT PART OF THE SMURF GENOCIDE? OR WAS IT LORD XENU?

Do you, honestly, believe everything our government and our news sources tell us? They lie to us every single day. Every.Single.Day. Just look at the whole NSA thing.

/ I know I'm going to receive a lot of flack for saying that; at this point, I don't really care.


You mean the NSA story that every media outlet in the country has been whailing on about since the story broke?

Yeah, totally swept under the rug.
2014-07-18 12:18:52 PM  
2 votes:

kagemaru026: well then where did they get it? the SAM fairy?


What the SAM Fairy may look like:

upload.wikimedia.org

Captain Steroid: 80 of the passengers were kids...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 210x199]


And they might have set HIV research back a decade. 100 of the passengers were HIV experts and researchers going to an international HIV conference.
2014-07-18 12:14:02 PM  
2 votes:
Hey Snowden - we INTERCEPTED phone calls that show your friends are complicit in the deaths of 250 people. Karma's a beyotch. Coming home anytime soon?
2014-07-18 12:05:44 PM  
2 votes:
Waiting for this headline:

Russian-backed and supplied terrorists in Ukraine shoot down civilian airliner.  The only question is how drunk was the person who pushed the button
2014-07-18 06:03:39 PM  
1 votes:

echomike23: tinyarena: airsupport: I wish they would stop passing the Buk.

You Are A God!

[si.wsj.net image 659x439]
the buk stops here

/window seat please
//so i can see it coming


MH17 wasn't shot down it was bukakked
2014-07-18 04:44:51 PM  
1 votes:

Grahor: Pushilin have fled to Moscow more than a month ago; he haven't returned to Ukraine since then. He just sent the resignation letter now. He doesn't know anything.


Well well well.

If our favorite fan of Putin's penis hasn't shown up.
2014-07-18 03:35:15 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-07-18 01:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
I wish they would stop passing the Buk.
2014-07-18 01:41:48 PM  
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Empty H: Xai: Full timeline of events and admissions by separatists that they did it (until it became clear what they had shot down)

http://www.scoopnest.com/out/?url=http://t.co/pojN569i1c&id=48984871 24 50277376

Please copy, save and distribute files as it won't be long before they start trying to take things like this down

This is very informative. Thank you for posting.

Don't you get it? This website and all of the "data" within WERE PLANTED BY THE CIA! Because America wants and needs another costly war


AND the hard drives and backups from the IRS was on board, as well as transcripts of the secret Benghazi meetings.
2014-07-18 01:24:40 PM  
1 votes:

mschwenk: shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: Random sound clips of guys speaking in foreign languages, or were they talking in English, or were there subs?

/ that's a big If you've got there

Well, it's a hell of a lot more proof than you have that it was a CIA job.

Not really. Its absolutely no proof whatsoever.


absolutely no proof means the CIA had to have been involved!

to quote a famous man: absence of evidence is proof of a cover up
2014-07-18 01:22:35 PM  
1 votes:

Grahor: But in this case Ukrainians are likely completely right, because it's the most reasonable explanation. Nevertheless, I would definitely like to hear what's on black boxes...


Well, after a few hours in Moscow, I know what will be on the black boxes after Russian "Analysis":

"Oh sh-- There is a UKRAINIAN MISSILE coming right at us! Clearly, a totally Ukrainian Missle is coming at us..And it's seriously not Russian because I can totally see "Made in Kiev" written on the side and, uhm, yeah. But it's coming at us..Oh NOES! BLAM(Static)"
2014-07-18 01:14:07 PM  
1 votes:
Hopefully, the Archduke Ferdinand wasn't onboard.  :(
2014-07-18 12:57:35 PM  
1 votes:
The fastest investigation and wrap up in air-disaster history. And hot on the heels of the BRICS deal, no less! AND in conjuction with boots on the ground in Gaza. AAAAND the curious coincidence of it being another malasian flight.
Within an hour, the Ukrainian government broadcast its conclusion that eastern rebels shot down the plane. Also within hours, the US government made public its conclusion that the plane had been hit by a missile - will someone get a promotion for that speedy analysis? It sure beats examining the wreckage.
Also, within hours of the tragedy, Ukraine intercepts, isolates, analyses, translates and publishes an incriminating phone call. The NSA must be envious. They even had the names and photographs of the interlocutors. There was no need to keep this interception private as special evidence that needed to be checked. No, in this investigation the right thing to do was send it out on twitter at the earliest convenience.
Within hours, leaders from all over the world have made their conclusions as well - for they too don't need to wait for an examination of the wreckage, nor for the gathering of witness testimony, nor for the consideration of such minutiae as motive, means and opportunity.
2014-07-18 12:40:36 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Do you, honestly, believe everything our government and our news sources tell us? They lie to us every single day. Every.Single.Day. Just look at the whole NSA thing.


You're right, you're right.

Must have been Lord Xenu. Curse him!
2014-07-18 12:37:40 PM  
1 votes:

Geoff Peterson: well like the alleged phone call says...WTF were they doing flying over that area in the first place? Seems like colossally bad judgement to me.


Yeah, a commercial air corridor on the way to Kuala Lumpur from Amsterdam just seems so weird doesn't it?  Why didn't they take a route that went over the North Pole, and then range down across the Bering Strait, adding thousands of miles to the trip?

Don't get me wrong. There will be a lot of air traffic that is just going to avoid Ukraine airspace for a long while now, and I'm sure that won't affect their economic outlook in the least...
2014-07-18 12:25:33 PM  
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Don't you get it? This website and all of the "data" within WERE PLANTED BY THE CIA! Because America wants and needs another costly war


Oh my god. Don't believe this asshole. He believes anything the chip the CIA planted in his head tells him to. Every time he tries to sleep, it gives him an electric shock so that he'll go post some more bullshiat on some website. Between the sleep deprivation and shocks, he's going to drink himself to death in about four weeks. But there's plenty more of them out there.
2014-07-18 12:24:13 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: They have already deployed Blackwater contractors in Donetsk. So it wouldn't be nothing to them to do this.

Study it out.


You mean the photoshopped Russian Propaganda that wouldn't even pass an entry into a FARK contest?
2014-07-18 12:22:46 PM  
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: Well, we all know if I had any actual proof; hold on, there's someone at the door....

/ I'm not saying that it was the CIA; I'm just saying that I am reserving judgment for a later date

Yes. You're very "concerned." Because it's so likely that the CIA got a giant Buk launching truck into a war zone right in Russia's backyard, pretended to be rebels, shot down an airliner, faked rebel phone transmissions, and then GTFO without anyone noticing. Certainly, we must reserve judgment until we are absolutely sure that ridiculous scenario didn't play out.


They have already deployed Blackwater contractors in Donetsk. So it wouldn't be nothing to them to do this.

Study it out.
2014-07-18 12:19:49 PM  
1 votes:
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"Would you consider the cinema of the Ukraine?"
2014-07-18 12:19:07 PM  
1 votes:

Empty H: Xai: Full timeline of events and admissions by separatists that they did it (until it became clear what they had shot down)

http://www.scoopnest.com/out/?url=http://t.co/pojN569i1c&id=48984871 24 50277376

Please copy, save and distribute files as it won't be long before they start trying to take things like this down

This is very informative. Thank you for posting.


Don't you get it? This website and all of the "data" within WERE PLANTED BY THE CIA! Because America wants and needs another costly war
2014-07-18 12:16:39 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Well, we all know if I had any actual proof; hold on, there's someone at the door....

/ I'm not saying that it was the CIA; I'm just saying that I am reserving judgment for a later date


Yes. You're very "concerned." Because it's so likely that the CIA got a giant Buk launching truck into a war zone right in Russia's backyard, pretended to be rebels, shot down an airliner, faked rebel phone transmissions, and then GTFO without anyone noticing. Certainly, we must reserve judgment until we are absolutely sure that ridiculous scenario didn't play out.
2014-07-18 12:15:49 PM  
1 votes:

Xai: Full timeline of events and admissions by separatists that they did it (until it became clear what they had shot down)

http://www.scoopnest.com/out/?url=http://t.co/pojN569i1c&id=48984871 24 50277376

Please copy, save and distribute files as it won't be long before they start trying to take things like this down


I've been loving the quickly growing crop of conspiracy theories that Ukraine did this. The two main ones:

1) Standard conspiracy fan response that the EXIF data on the phone call says the recording was made before the plane was shot down, so it was a fabricated ahead of time so Ukraine could shoot down the plane and blame the rebels.

2) The pro-rebel faction is quickly getting behind the idea that it could have been Putin's plane targeted and as such are going into "this was an assassination attempt and act of war by Ukraine; Russia must invade in response."
2014-07-18 12:14:05 PM  
1 votes:
i'd like to take this moment to remind everyone that this is a main page article, so please keep the derp to a minimum.

/not pointing any elbows
2014-07-18 12:02:59 PM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Does this sound like a frame job to anybody else? It wouldn't be the first time the CIA shot down a passenger jet.


If the recorded conversations between rebels talking about the fact that they just shot the plane down are real, then no.
2014-07-18 12:00:11 PM  
1 votes:
Does this sound like a frame job to anybody else? It wouldn't be the first time the CIA shot down a passenger jet.
 
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