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(WINK Fort Myers)   Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins. Catch and release becomes catch and deliver (w/video)   (winknews.com ) divider line
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2014-07-18 09:39:28 AM  
those babies just shot right out like it was a slip N slide.
 
2014-07-18 11:03:57 AM  
Sting Ray births must be easier than human births...

Because Mrs. C&J would have shoved that fishing rod up his a55 and pulled at out of his mouth if he'd bothered her at that moment.
 
2014-07-18 11:06:55 AM  
Florida baseball team loyalties are really confusing.
 
2014-07-18 11:08:20 AM  
Stingray with twins
photos.yojoe.com
 
2014-07-18 11:10:56 AM  
Steve Irwin approves of this article.
/Obvious?
//Slippin', old farkers.
 
2014-07-18 11:24:19 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-18 11:30:46 AM  

stonelotus: [i1207.photobucket.com image 460x278]


Great.  Now I'll have that song in my head all farking day.  Thanks.  Thanks a lot...
 
2014-07-18 11:41:00 AM  
Birth is gross.
 
2014-07-18 11:49:10 AM  

rkiller1: Stingray with twins
[photos.yojoe.com image 590x427]


That's a C5 and they didn't have Stingray versions/names.
 
2014-07-18 11:52:25 AM  

rkiller1: Stingray with twins
[photos.yojoe.com image 590x427]


Definitely wouldn't throw that back.
 
2014-07-18 11:55:11 AM  
hey assholes, how about next time you just leave it alone and let nature take its course.
 
2014-07-18 12:00:12 PM  
fark, that's a bad day. Giving birth AND getting a hook in the face (or wherever). Simultaneously.

Makes all the "I was in labor for 30 hours" stories seem like nothing.
 
2014-07-18 12:08:20 PM  

HumanWiki: rkiller1: Stingray with twins
[photos.yojoe.com image 590x427]

That's a C5 and they didn't have Stingray versions/names.


Thank you....didn't realize a Corvette was in the image.
 
2014-07-18 12:14:44 PM  
I know this happened in Florida, but I think the "cool" tag was in order. Because that was pretty cool.
 
2014-07-18 12:16:03 PM  

rkiller1: HumanWiki: rkiller1: Stingray with twins
[photos.yojoe.com image 590x427]

That's a C5 and they didn't have Stingray versions/names.

Thank you....didn't realize a Corvette was in the image.


Ah, sarcasm.
 
2014-07-18 12:37:19 PM  

FilmBELOH20: stonelotus: [i1207.photobucket.com image 460x278]

Great.  Now I'll have that song in my head all farking day.  Thanks.  Thanks a lot...


I'm your dandy highwayman.
 
2014-07-18 02:16:11 PM  
is that Dennis Moore?
 
2014-07-18 02:41:24 PM  
Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins.

How did a man give birth to twins?
 
2014-07-18 10:10:16 PM  

calbert: hey assholes, how about next time you just leave it alone and let nature take its course.


You think they were trying to catch a stingray?

They're bait thieves, aren't really good to eat, and put up a battle rougly equal to that of a wet bath towel.  The only thing more disappointing to see on the end of your line is a saltwater catfish.
 
2014-07-19 12:22:26 AM  

calbert: hey assholes, how about next time you just leave it alone and let nature take its course.


 I'm pretty sure throwing it back in the water pretty much defines leaving it alone and letting nature take its course.
 
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