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(Mental Floss)   Lexicographer finds the 31 most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 years. Apparently, a little bawdy mystery goes a long way   (mentalfloss.com) divider line 110
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2014-07-18 10:35:55 AM
2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)

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2014-07-18 10:46:12 AM
I like "join paunches".
 
2014-07-18 10:49:19 AM

sithon: I like "join paunches".


That was my #2. "Join giblets" made me snicker more.
 
2014-07-18 10:51:56 AM
Gonna take a sentimental journey
Gonna set my heart at ease
Gonna make a sentimental journey
To renew old memories

I got my bag, I got my reservation
Spent each dime I could afford
Like a child in wild anticipation
I long to hear that: "all aboard!"

Seven, that's the time we leave - at seven
I'll be waiting up for heaven
Counting every mile of railroad track - that moves me back

I never though my heart could be so yearny
Why did I decide to roam
Gotta take a sentimental journey
Sentimental journey home
 
2014-07-18 11:11:45 AM
No mention of 'Hone Cone'
 
2014-07-18 11:24:47 AM
"Shot twixt wind and water" is physiologically accurate.
 
2014-07-18 01:27:06 PM
Is "porking" on there? Because that's the best.
 
2014-07-18 01:28:50 PM
Making the beast with two backs
 
2014-07-18 01:30:28 PM

sithon: I like "join paunches".


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Just the thought of jiggly, wibbly-wobbly paunches all sweaty and smooshed together like two plates of cold jello, falling from a card table accidentally overturned by a rambunctious child during a summertime family reunion, and landing bouncily atop one another turns my stomach.
 
2014-07-18 01:31:04 PM
Pogue the hone


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2014-07-18 01:32:27 PM

UberDave: 2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)


Bite the pillow I'm going in dry.
 
2014-07-18 01:33:55 PM
"Have one's corn ground"

Wow.
 
2014-07-18 01:34:32 PM
27. Dance the kipples (1796)

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Wooster: "...And then Jeeves, the dashed girl suggested we 'dance the kipples'."
Jeeves: "Indeed, sir?"
Wooster: "Well, I told her my kipples were perfectly fine as they were, and I had no intention whatsoever of having them danced."
Jeeves: "Probably for the best, sir."
 
2014-07-18 01:35:26 PM

MrBallou: "Shot twixt wind and water" is physiologically accurate.


Not sure this qualifies as adorable, but I found it evocative and as you say accurate.
 
2014-07-18 01:37:25 PM
This is perfect reading for a Friday afternoon. I'm quite taken with "Shot twixt wind and water"

/can't stop giggling like a 12yr old boy with the underwear section of the Sears catalog
//ya ya.. off my lawn and all that...
 
2014-07-18 01:37:32 PM
Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch

That must be read in Rik Mayall's voice.
 
2014-07-18 01:39:17 PM
28. Have one's corn ground (1800)

Or as we say in the North of England "a right good seeing to"
 
2014-07-18 01:39:32 PM
FTA: Give someone a green gown

!?

Uh, you might want to have THAT looked at...
 
2014-07-18 01:41:13 PM
Do the Rusty Venture.
 
2014-07-18 01:41:24 PM
Putting the wood to her.
Putting the blocks to her
Cranking her up
Making the beast with two backs.
Pulling some crumpet
 
2014-07-18 01:42:19 PM
What? No "rumpy pumpy"?
 
2014-07-18 01:43:26 PM
Lerricompoop

Sounds more like a pre-21st century term for Santorum.
 
2014-07-18 01:43:28 PM
Two things here:

1) My favorite was "put the devil into hell,"

2) I'm sure we can come up with a better list in this thread!
 
2014-07-18 01:44:14 PM
Not found: Rummpus Hummpus
 
2014-07-18 01:44:41 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-07-18 01:44:49 PM
HEEHEEHEE,
snicker, wink, wink, nudge, nudge
 
2014-07-18 01:44:53 PM

MrBallou: "Shot twixt wind and water" is physiologically accurate.


I'm trying to picture how they have sex on your planet.  Are you fertilizing eggs in a nest on a beach?
 
2014-07-18 01:45:03 PM
Parting the Pissflaps

Bucking the Baloney Pony

Pluggin' the Stinky Pocket
 
2014-07-18 01:45:15 PM
Arika Okrent needs to get farked.
 
2014-07-18 01:46:43 PM

sithon: I like "join paunches".


Me and my cube mate are getting funny looks for the loling at our desks.
 
2014-07-18 01:47:45 PM
 
2014-07-18 01:48:15 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: sithon: I like "join paunches".

Me and my cube mate are getting funny looks for the loling at our desks.


If that's a euphemism for having sex, I'd hope so.
 
2014-07-18 01:50:52 PM
Be Hornswoggled or to Hornswoggle

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Shoulder pigeon optional
 
2014-07-18 01:51:06 PM
My ex used to work for a security company in Cape Town. Some years ago, she overheard two of the female security officers, who were locals, were discussing a then recent incident doing the rounds among the staff about one of the female security officers at a store "entertaining" the store manager in his office.

The colloquial dialogue loses a lot in translation, so I will record it first as it was spoken (for those who might be able to translate on the fly and understand), then try and translate as accurately as possible for the idiom of the language.

"Hy was besig om haar padda met sy lat te slaan.

Toe loop Sampie in, en hy spring op en die poeding spat orals rond!"

Translation:

"He was busy beating her bull frog with his cane.

Then Sampie walked in on them and he jumped up and the pudding sprayed all over the place!"
 
2014-07-18 01:51:46 PM

Kanemano: Pogue the hone


I'm thinking the author confused the two. The album title, as spoken, means kiss my ass in Gaelic. Don't ask me how to spell it in Gaelic because I usually get it wrong. Poh Mo Thein or something.
 
2014-07-18 01:52:37 PM

Whiskey Dickens: MrBallou: "Shot twixt wind and water" is physiologically accurate.

I'm trying to picture how they have sex on your planet.  Are you fertilizing eggs in a nest on a beach?


You stick it between where she pees and she farts.
 
2014-07-18 01:53:11 PM
gettin your hambone boiled.
 
2014-07-18 01:53:56 PM

MrBallou: "Shot twixt wind and water" is physiologically accurate.


Thought the same thing.  It's perfectly cromulent.
 
2014-07-18 01:54:17 PM
My favorite is from 1971:

Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!

/The ol in-out
 
2014-07-18 01:55:42 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: What? No "rumpy pumpy"?


Came in here to say this.
 
2014-07-18 01:59:03 PM
Fadoodling?

Why yes, please fadoodle mine noodle.
 
2014-07-18 02:04:15 PM
Hiding the salami.

/I'm totally using fadoodling.  Sounds like a Zappa reference.
 
2014-07-18 02:05:37 PM

UberDave: 2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)

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2014-07-18 02:08:52 PM
Riding the wild weasel.
 
2014-07-18 02:14:48 PM
Old girlfriend called it "feeding the monkey".

A banana, get it?
 
2014-07-18 02:18:51 PM
I am going to ask the receptionist at my broker's "if she wants to Dance the Kipples."
 
2014-07-18 02:19:02 PM
Thank goodness people have stopped calling it "making sexy time".

I hated that fad from a year or two back.
 
2014-07-18 02:22:49 PM

bugmn99: Is "porking" on there? Because that's the best.


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2014-07-18 02:23:29 PM

CleanAndPure: I hated that fad from a year or two back.


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2014-07-18 02:24:40 PM
What, nobody horny today?

Shooting the cat
Breaking the bed
Slap and tickle
 
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