The My Little Pony Killer: Why expand your palate when you can impress women with your diet of a 5 year old?
rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: Why expand your palate when you can impress women with your diet of a 5 year old?I prefer eating them in the 12 to 15 year range./Aisle seat, please.
Saborlas: Every poser vegetarian will tell you that their diet is healthier than yours.Every poser vegetarian eats a crapton of pizza and other unhealthy meat-free foods. It's quite possible to be vegetarian and gain flab at the same time.I understand if your religion bans eating flesh. I understand if you personally don't like the taste of eating flesh.I also understand that if you don't eat flesh because you want an easy way to feel superior, you're a jackass and a poser.
wxboy: Has he been eating Chicago-style mutant lasagna, or New York-style pizza?
wxboy: Has he been eating Chicago-style, or New York-style?
MythDragon: [www.vgmuseum.com image 256x224]You want to celebrate with the same food we eat every day? Fark you, April. I'm going to Ruth's Chris./Also, how can you choose to unmutate simply because your arch-enemy is dead?//Double fark that underwater level
Cold_Sassy: I eat pizza all the time, for more than 25 years and I'm still here. B.F.D. buddy.All the shiat going on in this world and this is news?
ConConHead: Cold pizza is the breakfast of champions, however.
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: [www.mikeandjohnsworld.net image 600x399]That man should expand his horizons a little.
Fonaibung: I'm not, and never have been, a vegetarian, so these straw man race wars against vegetarians always confuse and amuse me a little. I've encountered way more omnivores who complain about vegetarians than annoying vegetarians.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: And he's still alive? Even after consuming all those carbs and all that gluten?Amazing.
farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]
namegoeshere: Not a horrible diet. Depending on what you top it with, pizza is a balanced meal.
UberDave: Damn. He's a freaking ninja turtle.
Quinzy: I have no issue with an adult having a stupid diet. But honestly man you can't say your diabetes has nothing to do with your all pizza diet.
blatz514: Fun fact: I had an omelet pizza last night. It was "eating on the toilet" worthy.
vodka: I'm not fat, a little underweight if anything
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