drumhellar: So, what?I was drunk when I woke up, Subby. I also slept a full 8 hours.
Loaf's Tray: "An officer spotted the vehicle on A1A, driving on two flat tires with sparks flying."Sounds like there was a problem, and yo, he solved it...
bikerbob59: drumhellar: So, what?I was drunk when I woke up, Subby. I also slept a full 8 hours.Same here. I bought a BAC device recently. Woke up after 8 hours and I blew a .09. Still legally drunk.
BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: What's his Fark handle?
gweilo8888: Wait, you're telling me the cops didn't forcibly have his stomach pumped and then try to take photos of his penis?
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