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(WESH Orlando)   Not news: Man leads police on 80mph chase on two flat tires. News: Hits a pole, some decorative landscaping and pilings. Fark: The man was still drunk four hours after the crash   (wesh.com) divider line 32
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2014-07-18 10:43:35 AM  
You know subby, the alcohol in your stomach doesn't magically disappear once you get arrested.
 
2014-07-18 02:01:34 PM  
Thought he was playing watchdogs.

www.product-reviews.net
 
2014-07-18 02:02:17 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-07-18 02:05:44 PM  
"An officer spotted the vehicle on A1A, driving on two flat tires with sparks flying."

Sounds like there was a problem, and yo, he solved it...
 
2014-07-18 02:06:18 PM  
4 hours later only .06 would be removed so he could have been .16 at the time of the crash...or 4 beers and 4 shots over 4 hours.
Not even close to Fark-worthy.
 
2014-07-18 02:06:44 PM  
aside from the DUI thing, so what? I've gone to bed and woken up still buzzed 8 hours later.
 
2014-07-18 02:06:51 PM  
Taa-daaaaaaa
 
2014-07-18 02:08:40 PM  
Okay...DNRTFA until now.  blew 2.5x the legal limit 4 hours later...  .2  ...so crashed at .26...still not fark-worthy.
 
2014-07-18 02:10:00 PM  
Once you've hit that level as a professional drinker, you can only look forward to early retirement.
 
2014-07-18 02:12:52 PM  
So, what?

I was drunk when I woke up, Subby. I also slept a full 8 hours.
 
2014-07-18 02:16:31 PM  

drumhellar: So, what?

I was drunk when I woke up, Subby. I also slept a full 8 hours.


Same here.  I bought a BAC device recently.  Woke up after 8 hours and I blew a .09.  Still legally drunk.
 
2014-07-18 02:17:56 PM  
I hope no gnomes were harmed.
 
2014-07-18 02:20:13 PM  
Did they play Yakety Sax while this was happening?
 
2014-07-18 02:21:33 PM  

Loaf's Tray: "An officer spotted the vehicle on A1A, driving on two flat tires with sparks flying."

Sounds like there was a problem, and yo, he solved it...


What a hook
 
2014-07-18 02:28:43 PM  
It looks like Claire tied one on last night with those puffy bags under her eyes.
 
2014-07-18 02:30:06 PM  
Four hours is not hard to believe... 8 is easily possible.
 
2014-07-18 02:30:26 PM  
the aristocrats?
 
2014-07-18 02:30:57 PM  
Loaf's Tray:

, and yo, he solved it...

Check out the hook while his DJ revolves it ?
 
2014-07-18 02:31:42 PM  

bikerbob59: drumhellar: So, what?

I was drunk when I woke up, Subby. I also slept a full 8 hours.

Same here.  I bought a BAC device recently.  Woke up after 8 hours and I blew a .09.  Still legally drunk.


It's either a sign of maturity or something that I won't do that to myself anymore.

I had a lot of fun with it, but eventually the nastiness of the next day outweighed the fun of the drunken night.
 
2014-07-18 02:32:12 PM  
Beachfront Avenue!
 
2014-07-18 02:32:30 PM  
Yeah that's not anything. Police brought me to the drunk tank once when I couldn't find my house keys at 2 am and they wouldn't let me go in the morning because I blew a .15 at 7 am. And a .06 isn't drunk anyway, the cutoff for DUI is .08 in every state
 
2014-07-18 02:34:11 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: What's his Fark handle?


Esto.
 
2014-07-18 02:39:32 PM  
There is an S-curve along the stretch of A1A (BEACHFRONT AVENUE!)
 
2014-07-18 02:42:58 PM  
glennsimmons.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-18 02:48:56 PM  
I didn't know Drew was visiting Florida.
 
2014-07-18 03:03:00 PM  
Wait, you're telling me the cops didn't forcibly have his stomach pumped and then try to take photos of his penis?
 
2014-07-18 03:12:32 PM  
that'll happen.  no reason to live sober after all.  then you have to deal with reality and sober farks.
 
2014-07-18 03:13:27 PM  
Is his last name 'France'? They own that town.

/Just axe cousin Jim.
//Big Bill does NOT approve
///stinkin' up his show
 
2014-07-18 03:13:40 PM  
What's his FARK handle?

/oblig
 
2014-07-18 03:17:37 PM  

gweilo8888: Wait, you're telling me the cops didn't forcibly have his stomach pumped and then try to take photos of his penis?


Don't forget the UFIA... repeatedly!
 
2014-07-18 03:22:34 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: What's his Fark handle?


WASN'T ME!
 
2014-07-18 08:44:29 PM  
wasn't me, either. This time, anyway.  Got way too drunk once and went to detox my own damn self ... what an interesting walk that was.  2 hours after arriving, after an hour walk and having stopped drinking a few hours earlier, I blew a .54.  They checked it twice, too.  Doc said he didn't know how I was standing up.  Says I, "Quite frankly, neither do I."  With a heavy faux-british accent

/shoulda been dead
//six years later and still sober
 
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