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(TwinCities.com)   Wisconsin police chief charged with misdemeanor for signing up a local Tea Party leader for online porn, gay dating websites, and Obamacare   (twincities.com) divider line 211
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2014-07-17 10:34:40 PM  
That's unprofessional, and he shouldn't have done that, but I laughed...

/ I'm ambivalent (at best) towards the police
// ...but I really hate the Tea Party
 
2014-07-17 10:41:59 PM  
I got hate mail from some imbecile that included his main email address

/yeah... he got signed up for a gay porn website real fast
//how you liking your subscription, little buddy?
 
2014-07-18 12:08:29 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-07-18 12:16:10 AM  
Some of those guys seem a bit paranoid. I don't know if I would want to make them even more so.

But hey, it's entertaining from a distance.
 
2014-07-18 12:20:59 AM  
Funny.
Illegal, probably.
But funny.
 
2014-07-18 12:22:10 AM  
Link farked already?
 
2014-07-18 01:35:08 AM  
At first I thought, "that's a funny headline". Then I saw subby wasn't making a joke.

Now it's a hilarious headline.
 
2014-07-18 01:54:13 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I got hate mail from some imbecile that included his main email address

/yeah... he got signed up for a gay porn website real fast
//how you liking your subscription, little buddy?


Never occurred to you that he might actually BE gay? ;-)
 
2014-07-18 02:47:12 AM  

ox45tallboy: At first I thought, "that's a funny headline". Then I saw subby wasn't making a joke.

Now it's a hilarious headline.


If not for the goddamn paywall, I would've submitted this with the New York Times article about the case, which worded it slightly differently: it made it sound like healthcare.gov gay porn was involved... (I can't find the article, for some reason).

/Subby
 
2014-07-18 02:55:04 AM  
I'm sure the administrator of the gay porn sites thought "That's odd. Greg Luce has *two* Premium Memberships?"
 
2014-07-18 03:05:57 AM  
so cop hate thread?
 
2014-07-18 03:08:13 AM  

lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I got hate mail from some imbecile that included his main email address

/yeah... he got signed up for a gay porn website real fast
//how you liking your subscription, little buddy?

Never occurred to you that he might actually BE gay? ;-)


Most people are straight, so going with the gay stuff is probably a safe porn-troll bet unless you know otherwise, or want to risk your target actually enjoying themself. ;)  Really disgusting kinky porn would be even better, though.
 
2014-07-18 03:14:00 AM  

Paris1127: ox45tallboy: At first I thought, "that's a funny headline". Then I saw subby wasn't making a joke.

Now it's a hilarious headline.

If not for the goddamn paywall, I would've submitted this with the New York Times article about the case, which worded it slightly differently: it made it sound like healthcare.gov gay porn was involved... (I can't find the article, for some reason).

/Subby


Didn't Obamacare run some super gay std-based commercials in select markets awhile back? Same thing.
 
2014-07-18 03:16:56 AM  
Also, were this to happen to a chick, i've a feeling the sexual harassment harpies would be out in force.
 
2014-07-18 03:17:37 AM  

Inchoate: lindalouwho: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I got hate mail from some imbecile that included his main email address

/yeah... he got signed up for a gay porn website real fast
//how you liking your subscription, little buddy?

Never occurred to you that he might actually BE gay? ;-)

Most people are straight, so going with the gay stuff is probably a safe porn-troll bet unless you know otherwise, or want to risk your target actually enjoying themself. ;)  Really disgusting kinky porn would be even better, though.


Yep. Something from Germany could scar a person for life.
Or so I've heard.
 
2014-07-18 03:21:06 AM  
Well, Obama made it easier by allowing the government website to sign you up for all three with just one click. . .
 
2014-07-18 03:23:26 AM  
 I thought most Tea Partiers were into that kind of stuff, anyway.
 
2014-07-18 03:23:30 AM  
"Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats."

Wait, isn't that a bigger crime?  Threatening the cops?
 
2014-07-18 03:27:47 AM  

Alphax: "Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats."

Wait, isn't that a bigger crime?  Threatening the cops?


Threatening cops VS sexual harassment. Fark hates cops, but does it hate cops more than it white knights what it sees as social justice? Also, it isn't mentioned what kind of threats. Threats is a broad term.
 
2014-07-18 03:30:12 AM  
You got to feel for the cop though. He did something that is very reasonable and a lot of towns and cities do, gets the town to ban banners and signs, except for government ones, on bridges and overpasses to prevent drivers from becoming distracted. And then you have a local nut bar who takes it as the first volley in a war, and unleashes the derp squad on him, who floods his department with a bunch of nonsense calls and threats, which the DOJ ignore when he reports it. He was in a tough spot, either ignore it and pretend that it isn't affecting you even though it is severely cutting into your departments effectiveness and pissing you off having to deal with it, and hope they lose interest and move on. Or retaliate in some way. He retaliated in a dumb childish way that was easily traced back to him and the target was expecting it. Personally I would have retaliated also, but it would have involved blowing something up on the edge of town, and planting explosives residue and extremist literature in these assholes houses.
 
2014-07-18 03:30:35 AM  

robohobo: Alphax: "Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats."

Wait, isn't that a bigger crime?  Threatening the cops?

Threatening cops VS sexual harassment. Fark hates cops, but does it hate cops more than it white knights what it sees as social justice? Also, it isn't mentioned what kind of threats. Threats is a broad term.


That's not sexual harassment.
 
2014-07-18 03:30:49 AM  

Alphax: "Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats."

Wait, isn't that a bigger crime?  Threatening the cops?


Remember, this is 'MURKA! Where shooting people, threatening law enforcement, stockpiling weapons, threatening to use women and children as human shields, and threatening the violent overthrow of the government because you don't like paying taxes is A-ok, but submitting people to the possibility of the gays? Why, that's just unamerican! It's the Commies at work, I say!
 
2014-07-18 03:33:03 AM  

Alphax: robohobo: Alphax: "Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats."

Wait, isn't that a bigger crime?  Threatening the cops?

Threatening cops VS sexual harassment. Fark hates cops, but does it hate cops more than it white knights what it sees as social justice? Also, it isn't mentioned what kind of threats. Threats is a broad term.

That's not sexual harassment.


Signing someone up to sexual websites isn't sexual harassment? Bullshiat. Had this happened to a woman, it absofarkinglutley would be. But because it's homosexual sites, and the guy doesn't agree with such, it's supposed to be a funny haha, burned kind of thing. I don't buy it.
 
2014-07-18 03:35:28 AM  

robohobo: Alphax: robohobo: Alphax: "Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats."

Wait, isn't that a bigger crime?  Threatening the cops?

Threatening cops VS sexual harassment. Fark hates cops, but does it hate cops more than it white knights what it sees as social justice? Also, it isn't mentioned what kind of threats. Threats is a broad term.

That's not sexual harassment.

Signing someone up to sexual websites isn't sexual harassment? Bullshiat. Had this happened to a woman, it absofarkinglutley would be. But because it's homosexual sites, and the guy doesn't agree with such, it's supposed to be a funny haha, burned kind of thing. I don't buy it.


Did I stutter?
 
2014-07-18 03:36:52 AM  

Alphax: Did I stutter?


FYI, he's a racist POS. don't waste your time.
 
2014-07-18 03:37:51 AM  
FTFA: He's been at odds with the La Crosse Tea Party since last fall, when the conservative group began staging protests on a town overpass that stretches across Interstate 90.

Concerned the protests were distracting drivers, Kelemen convinced the town board to pass an ordinance in October banning signs, banners and flags on the bridge, which angered tea party supporters.

Kelemen and his attorney, Jim Birnbaum, say tea party leader Greg Luce retaliated by urging supporters across the country to bombard the police department with harassing phone calls and threats.
 
2014-07-18 03:39:24 AM  
oops, I see it's been covered already.
 
2014-07-18 03:40:03 AM  

doczoidberg: I thought most Tea Partiers were into that kind of stuff, anyway.


Sadomasochism, maybe.  Yes, I can definitely see a Tea Partier dreaming of seizing a leather plait, claiming to be the voice of discipline and power, and imagining slapping some disobedient ass--while in actuality failing to recognize that what their partner is handing them is the gimp suit.
 
2014-07-18 03:42:17 AM  
Worth it.
 
2014-07-18 03:43:24 AM  
It's a good thing there's still the police union protecting this guy.
 
2014-07-18 03:46:46 AM  
i wish i had a union to protect me.
 
2014-07-18 03:50:03 AM  
Kelemen would face up to $1,000 in fines and 90 days in jail if convicted, but would still be able to stay on as police chief. Only those with felony convictions or misdemeanor convictions related to domestic violence are precluded from being police officers, according to the state Department of Justice.
Kelemen leads a five-officer department in the burg of about 4,000 people just outside La Crosse. He's been at odds with the La Crosse Tea Party since last fall,


Chief Kelemen, you've got my support in everything you do.
 
2014-07-18 03:53:41 AM  

log_jammin: Alphax: Did I stutter?

FYI, he's a racist POS. don't waste your time.


Where has race come into this discussion at all?
 
2014-07-18 04:09:18 AM  
I don't think I see it as sexual harassment, it's kind of obviously not intended as a threat. Gay porn in this context is kind of clearly intended to annoy or fluster. If the Tea Party douchebag is on record as having been abused or something, maybe then I'd feel differently, but I'm thinking this isn't the case.
 
2014-07-18 04:10:09 AM  
Someone needs to introduce the man to the concept of the anonymous proxy.
 
2014-07-18 04:12:29 AM  
Did the Fark Derp Brigade already take their Thorazine or something? Eerie absence of concern trolling.
 
2014-07-18 04:16:29 AM  
Never a good idea to mess with a police chief.   In some areas of the country, that can get you a 5-man baton party.  This guy is still asking for it.
 
2014-07-18 04:17:43 AM  
"The chief initially said he knew nothing about the websites but later acknowledged he signed Luce up for them to get back at him for harassing his department."

You'd think a cop would know enough to keep his mouth shut. I doubt the investigators could've proven anything without an admission of guilt.
 
2014-07-18 04:23:15 AM  
Sounds like an excuse he told his wife when he got caught.
 
2014-07-18 04:23:34 AM  

rynthetyn: Someone needs to introduce the man to the concept of the anonymous proxy baseball cap, sunglasses, fake mustache and public library computer.


Works every time.
 
2014-07-18 04:24:50 AM  

ClipJoint: Did the Fark Derp Brigade already take their Thorazine or something? Eerie absence of concern trolling.


Let me see if I can help....

This is just a small taste of the harrassment Tea Party patriots have had to endure since Fartbummer unleashed his Acorn shock troops. I know of several TP patriots who have also been mailed such disgusting homofilth - we pass it around at meetings for hours, appalled by the in-your-face representations of gay relations being shoved down our throats again and again. I think Bubba (not Bubba Johnson, Bubba Swenson) has even subscribed to one of these nudey gay filth rags just so he can keep an eye of the pervert homo agenda. Know thy enemy, I always say.

And if I kill a bald eagle to mount on my hoverround while I'm rolling coal, I'm the bad guy!
 
2014-07-18 04:37:41 AM  
Demonstrating by hanging banners off of overpasses is a great way to cause an accident, especially if you do it during rush hour. Distracted drivers in bumper-to-bumper traffic, what could possibly go wrong?

Very amateurish retaliation techniques employed by the chief, though. I would've thought that was covered in Cop 101.
 
2014-07-18 04:40:14 AM  
Gah, "rolling coal"...

anyone doing that should be rolled IN coal.

or rolled down a coal chute.
 
2014-07-18 04:59:24 AM  

DrBenway: Demonstrating by hanging banners off of overpasses is a great way to cause an accident, especially if you do it during rush hour.


I agree. Maybe we should try hanging Teabaggers off of overpasses during rush hour and see how that goes for a while.
 
2014-07-18 05:14:05 AM  
I like the 'that's funny' crowd.

It would be the biggest crime ever committed if done against a liberal, particularly if it was against an outspoken liberal female or minority.

But sure, just like when Palin's email was hacked... Hilarious right?
 
2014-07-18 05:17:15 AM  

randomjsa: I like the 'that's funny' crowd.

It would be the biggest crime ever committed if done against a liberal, particularly if it was against an outspoken liberal female or minority.

But sure, just like when Palin's email was hacked... Hilarious right?


Show us on the doll where the liberal touched you.
 
2014-07-18 05:18:01 AM  

log_jammin: Alphax: Did I stutter?

FYI, he's a racist POS. don't waste your time.


Racist?  Hunh.  That's new.  I had  robohobo down for  misogyny x6, homophobia x3,cynicalness x2, heartlessness x3, cruelty (lost count after 3 different threads), transphobia x5, hatred of fat people, not to mention considerable political dickery, but the ONE kind of bigot I thought robohobo wasn't was racist.

Still, those things often go together, so it shouldn't be a surprise.
 
2014-07-18 05:22:21 AM  
*rudely puts paws all over randomjsa*
 
2014-07-18 05:26:13 AM  

ciberido: log_jammin: Alphax: Did I stutter?

FYI, he's a racist POS. don't waste your time.

Racist?  Hunh.  That's new.  I had  robohobo down for  misogyny x6, homophobia x3,cynicalness x2, heartlessness x3, cruelty (lost count after 3 different threads), transphobia x5, hatred of fat people, not to mention considerable political dickery, but the ONE kind of bigot I thought robohobo wasn't was racist.

Still, those things often go together, so it shouldn't be a surprise.


doblelol.com
 
2014-07-18 05:30:14 AM  
I think the cop was framed. Most Teahadists are closet homosexuals and need health insurance.

I would have added a subscription to UNCF donation forms, tip off the IRS, sign him up for food stamps, make a disability claim on the SS web site for schizophrenia (he'll claim he never did it but would he really know), penis enlargement surgery, The Church of Satan, Dawkins foundation, Stormfront, National Communist party, International Workers of the world, Scientology and Mormonism (those farkers would be knocking on his door every day), Free Charles Manson.....

Man this cop is clearly not thinking outside the box.
 
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