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(CBS Boston)   Old and busted: Aerosol cheese. New Hotness: Aerosol cake   (boston.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2014-07-18 01:18:57 AM  
I don't believe it.
 
2014-07-18 01:22:32 AM  
The cake is a lie.
 
2014-07-18 01:24:43 AM  
I was just thinking the other day that what Americans really need is a quicker, more efficient way to get cake into their mouths.

Do we have insulin suppositories yet? If not, what's the holdup? Come on... chop chop!
 
2014-07-18 01:32:36 AM  
I find it hard to believe that it actually is an original idea. I mean, they have aerosol pancake batter and they have aerosol icing. More likely, somebody thought of it and said "That's just farking stupid."
 
2014-07-18 02:21:16 AM  
i1102.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-18 02:23:41 AM  
Is it okay to eat without cooking? I mean, I love cookie dough. I'd probably like cake batter, especially so when it's shot down my throat.
 
2014-07-18 03:47:51 AM  
Honestly, we were kind of shocked that it hadn't been done before.

You know what else isn't patented? Pre-used condoms, re-clothed pornography, bottles with cigarette butts floating in two ounces of warm beer from the night before, and a dirty pizza box delivery service. You can get all those things online, but no one's business model revolves around them because they're not what's in demand. The fun is gone.

Cake is a mediocre piece of sponge that's only there to look pretty under a layer or twenty of frosting. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes cake just to eat cake. If they want to eat cake in a hurry, they just buy it pre-made at the local cake shop.

People who make cake do so because they enjoy the cake making process. Shortening this process for efficiency is exactly the opposite of what you want to do. This product will bomb like the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor if they take it to market. What they should have done is patented a way to make vegan egg whites without Salmonella. This way you can let your children just go to town and lick everything no matter how much of a worry wort you are.
 
2014-07-18 04:00:52 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is it okay to eat without cooking? I mean, I love cookie dough. I'd probably like cake batter, especially so when it's shot down my throat.


I know some folks who will shoot some batter down your throat...
 
2014-07-18 05:26:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is it okay to eat without cooking? I mean, I love cookie dough. I'd probably like cake batter, especially so when it's shot down my throat.


No, it's main ingredient is pork.
 
2014-07-18 06:35:29 AM  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: Is it okay to eat without cooking? I mean, I love cookie dough. I'd probably like cake batter, especially so when it's shot down my throat.

I know some folks who will shoot some batter down your throat...


And you can lick the nozzle all you want.
 
2014-07-18 07:07:14 AM  
Did you get my cheese wiz boy?
 
2014-07-18 07:12:37 AM  
First you will be baked and then there will be cake.
 
2014-07-18 07:17:27 AM  
So... they made this, with cake batter?

www.coupongeek.net
 
2014-07-18 07:19:11 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is it okay to eat without cooking? I mean, I love cookie dough. I'd probably like cake batter, especially so when it's shot down my throat.


NTTAWWT.
 
2014-07-18 07:19:57 AM  
Oh, shiat, that was cake? I thought it was deodorant. Crap.
 
2014-07-18 07:20:54 AM  
If people want to be fat, instead of eating excessively, they should just make a giant weighted vest and/or belt to wear.  It would give the impression of being fat and give them exercise at the same time.  BRB, off to the patent office.
 
2014-07-18 07:30:10 AM  

doglover: Honestly, we were kind of shocked that it hadn't been done before.

You know what else isn't patented? Pre-used condoms, re-clothed pornography, bottles with cigarette butts floating in two ounces of warm beer from the night before, and a dirty pizza box delivery service. You can get all those things online, but no one's business model revolves around them because they're not what's in demand. The fun is gone.

Cake is a mediocre piece of sponge that's only there to look pretty under a layer or twenty of frosting. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes cake just to eat cake. If they want to eat cake in a hurry, they just buy it pre-made at the local cake shop.

People who make cake do so because they enjoy the cake making process. Shortening this process for efficiency is exactly the opposite of what you want to do. This product will bomb like the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor if they take it to market. What they should have done is patented a way to make vegan egg whites without Salmonella. This way you can let your children just go to town and lick everything no matter how much of a worry wort you are.


I dunno, I think you're overlooking the "blitzed sorority girl" market.

/It's a market segment I was looking over
//until the restraining orders
 
2014-07-18 07:30:47 AM  

doglover: Honestly, we were kind of shocked that it hadn't been done before.

You know what else isn't patented? Pre-used condoms, re-clothed pornography, bottles with cigarette butts floating in two ounces of warm beer from the night before, and a dirty pizza box delivery service. You can get all those things online, but no one's business model revolves around them because they're not what's in demand. The fun is gone.

Cake is a mediocre piece of sponge that's only there to look pretty under a layer or twenty of frosting. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes cake just to eat cake. If they want to eat cake in a hurry, they just buy it pre-made at the local cake shop.

People who make cake do so because they enjoy the cake making process. Shortening this process for efficiency is exactly the opposite of what you want to do. This product will bomb like the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor if they take it to market. What they should have done is patented a way to make vegan egg whites without Salmonella. This way you can let your children just go to town and lick everything no matter how much of a worry wort you are.


Thank you for saying this.  I always cook from scratch and people always are very appreciative and tell me so.  It costs a little more, but it is totally worth it.
 
2014-07-18 07:35:33 AM  

skinink: First you will be baked and then there will be cake.


You're right: I bet this will sell like hotcakes (no pun intended) in Colorado and Washington!

/Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
 
2014-07-18 07:43:25 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?


Hey buddy, this ain't Cinemax.
 
2014-07-18 07:47:17 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

[www.coupongeek.net image 334x360]


Bukake in a can?
 
2014-07-18 07:51:59 AM  

ChrisDe: HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

Hey buddy, this ain't Cinemax.


Day_Old_Dutchie: HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

[www.coupongeek.net image 334x360]

Bukake in a can?


OK, WTF are you guys seeing there?

And here I thought I was safe linking from a site called Coupon Geek...
 
2014-07-18 07:52:26 AM  
That is just so wrong. Harvard students are very challenged, I guess.  They'll be the ones to make Soylent Green a reality.
 
2014-07-18 07:52:51 AM  
A number of famous chefs have been doing this for years using whipped cream dispensing canisters. Here's one of a number of videos showing how.
 
2014-07-18 07:53:39 AM  
Great news!  A cure for cancer can't be far behind.
 
2014-07-18 07:56:25 AM  
i246.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-18 07:57:44 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

[www.coupongeek.net image 334x360]


RIP Batter Blaster.  I am friends with the former CFO
 
2014-07-18 08:01:47 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-18 08:03:56 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-18 08:05:29 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-07-18 08:07:27 AM  
Get back to me when there's aerosol cookie dough.
 
2014-07-18 08:11:14 AM  

diaphoresis: That is just so wrong. Harvard students are very challenged, I guess.  They'll be the ones to make Soylent Green a reality.


Can't wait to be in their Soylent Green Spray Paint!

[Chorus]
Hope that one day I'll be in your soylent green.

/probably can find some Soy-Wiz at Whole Foods?
 
2014-07-18 08:11:50 AM  
Old and busted: Aerosol cheese. New Hostess: Aerosol cake

/ftfy
 
2014-07-18 08:15:41 AM  
That's great, but can we make it glow in the dark? - (homage to Mitch)
 
2014-07-18 08:16:25 AM  
I will put it on a ritz cracker.
 
2014-07-18 08:17:20 AM  

doglover: Cake is a mediocre piece of sponge that's only there to look pretty under a layer or twenty of frosting. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes cake just to eat cake. If they want to eat cake in a hurry, they just buy it pre-made at the local cake shop.


Brownies are often eaten sans frosting.
 
2014-07-18 08:19:18 AM  
FTA  The friends say it's organic and has less chemicals than traditional box cakes.

Less chemicals eh? Dark matter?
 
2014-07-18 08:19:33 AM  

Cold_Sassy: doglover: Honestly, we were kind of shocked that it hadn't been done before.

You know what else isn't patented? Pre-used condoms, re-clothed pornography, bottles with cigarette butts floating in two ounces of warm beer from the night before, and a dirty pizza box delivery service. You can get all those things online, but no one's business model revolves around them because they're not what's in demand. The fun is gone.

....

Thank you for saying this.  I always cook from scratch and people always are very appreciative and tell me so.  It costs a little more, but it is totally worth it.


Considering a piece of cake at the cafe is around $5 and I can make a cake with the equivalent of 8 generous slices of the same size...hmmmm not sure I agree.

And every mum knows a lunchbox with homemade cake every day is way cheaper than using bought cake :P
 
2014-07-18 08:23:54 AM  
Bring me the ginger in the video. His flaring nostrils are hot.
 
2014-07-18 08:24:32 AM  
Wanted for questioning...?
(NSFW language)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMHUzm22oE
 
2014-07-18 08:28:07 AM  

HeartBurnKid: ChrisDe: HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

Hey buddy, this ain't Cinemax.

Day_Old_Dutchie: HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

[www.coupongeek.net image 334x360]

Bukake in a can?

OK, WTF are you guys seeing there?

And here I thought I was safe linking from a site called Coupon Geek...


The first thing I did when I saw your post was copy the picture to my phone so I could send it to people with the tag "I've got your organic batter blaster right here!" But then I have the maturity of a 14 year old boy, so take that into consideration.
 
2014-07-18 08:30:34 AM  

SideshowSideswipe: That's great, but can we make it glow in the dark? - (homage to Mitch)


Came the Mitch reference....

Thanks!
 
2014-07-18 08:30:44 AM  

doglover: Honestly, we were kind of shocked that it hadn't been done before.

You know what else isn't patented? Pre-used condoms, re-clothed pornography, bottles with cigarette butts floating in two ounces of warm beer from the night before, and a dirty pizza box delivery service. You can get all those things online, but no one's business model revolves around them because they're not what's in demand. The fun is gone.

Cake is a mediocre piece of sponge that's only there to look pretty under a layer or twenty of frosting. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes cake just to eat cake. If they want to eat cake in a hurry, they just buy it pre-made at the local cake shop.

People who make cake do so because they enjoy the cake making process. Shortening this process for efficiency is exactly the opposite of what you want to do. This product will bomb like the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor if they take it to market. What they should have done is patented a way to make vegan egg whites without Salmonella. This way you can let your children just go to town and lick everything no matter how much of a worry wort you are.


Well aren't you just a frickin ray of sunshine
 
2014-07-18 08:31:04 AM  

HeartBurnKid: So... they made this, with cake batter?

[www.coupongeek.net image 334x360]


came for this.  been out for years.
 
2014-07-18 08:34:12 AM  
larkinsdailyquotes.com
Could be meat, could be cake.  It's meatcake!
 
2014-07-18 08:34:49 AM  

doglover: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes cake just to eat cake.


then you've had a lifetime of shiatty cake.

/or perhaps my wife and I are just the exception that proves your rule? whatevs.
//two words: chocolate Guinness stout cake.
 
2014-07-18 08:36:00 AM  
Microwaveable cake batter is not a new thing. Just google "microwave cake" and you will find dozens of results.
 
2014-07-18 08:37:40 AM  

ktybear: Considering a piece of cake at the cafe is around $5


a bakery near me does "$1 slice cake of the day"  now you don't get a choice... but they're a solid bakery.  Good desserts, good bread.

/doesn't get the slice of the day
//TFatty
 
2014-07-18 08:39:21 AM  
Microwavable cake isn't new....
 
2014-07-18 08:43:55 AM  

jxb465: Microwaveable cake batter is not a new thing. Just google "microwave cake" and you will find dozens of results.


Yeah, but to the type of kids that get into Harvard it probably is.  They didn't ask Juanita where the cake came from, they just told her to get in the kitchen and have the cook whip some up for them.
 
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