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(Daily Star)   "Oh. My. GOD. That's my church being used in a porn film. Holy PEW"   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 76
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2014-07-18 12:07:56 AM  
WWJFT?
 
2014-07-18 12:14:18 AM  
"But they may still require the local bishop to come and perform a service of purification."

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
 
2014-07-18 12:18:30 AM  
A PRIEST was forced to endure watching a porn film to check to see if it had been filmed at his church.

FORCED, I say. FORCED! He was probably also forced to rewind a number of scenes just to be sure.
 
2014-07-18 01:16:46 AM  
"But they may still require the local bishop to come and perform a service of purification."

I wonder which part exactly of what he saw means that the Church might require purification. Was it that it was consensual, or that it only involved adults?
 
2014-07-18 01:26:30 AM  
Well, did they perform the Trinity there or not?
 
2014-07-18 01:46:24 AM  

fusillade762: A PRIEST was forced to endure watching a porn film to check to see if it had been filmed at his church.

FORCED, I say. FORCED! He was probably also forced to rewind a number of scenes just to be sure.


Actually laughed out loud when I read that,  the poooooooooor priest,  I'm sure he's traumatized.

/traumatized penis
 
2014-07-18 01:47:12 AM  
A priest, a nun and a porn star walk into a church....
 
2014-07-18 01:48:14 AM  
I... ummm... need to see this film. Just for research purposes.

/giggity
 
2014-07-18 01:49:34 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: I wonder which part exactly of what he saw means that the Church might require purification. Was it that it was consensual, or that it only involved adults?


It was the fact that it involved two genders. Catholic priests are terrified of boobs.
 
2014-07-18 01:50:11 AM  

rkiller1: A priest, a nun and a porn star walk into a church....


And the porn star says 'Sorry I have to leave, I have my reputation to think of'
 
2014-07-18 01:51:02 AM  
Did they do the Swinging Bishop?
 
2014-07-18 01:51:38 AM  
If it's the one I'm thinking of, I believe it's homemade. Couldn't really tell from the article.
 
2014-07-18 01:58:22 AM  
I can think of at least one verse of "The S&M Man" relevant here.
 
2014-07-18 02:00:20 AM  
Ilsa, The Wicked Mother Superior
 
2014-07-18 02:01:46 AM  
I saw a cheerleader uniform from my high school in a porn once, so I'm really getting a kick ...

it was the local artist's print on the wall that was the real kicker that brought it home.

/Service HS and Byron Birdsall, if you're keeping score
 
2014-07-18 02:07:54 AM  
I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.
 
2014-07-18 02:08:47 AM  
Probably the first time someone's had straight sex in that place. Wouldn't say the same for the anal scene tho.
 
2014-07-18 02:09:54 AM  
Not Safe For Worship?
 
2014-07-18 02:15:17 AM  

Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.


Links?  She has a nice build.
 
2014-07-18 02:20:12 AM  
THAT'S MY CHURCH UP THERE! TURN IT OFF!!!!

sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-07-18 02:20:33 AM  

lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.


Nevermind, found it with TinEye


NSFW OBVIOUSLY

 
2014-07-18 02:22:14 AM  

lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.


Motherless people know where to find a vid about a woman doing anal in a church.

Do I need to spell it out?
 
2014-07-18 02:23:29 AM  
Was Zappa's "Catholic Girls" on the soundtrack?
 
2014-07-18 02:33:52 AM  

lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY


Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.
 
2014-07-18 02:44:01 AM  

fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.


I lost interest before then.
 
2014-07-18 02:45:24 AM  

fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.


Those may just be hymnals, so it's like 1 less sacrilegious.  But then she starts to count the beads in her rosary and ups it by 9000.
 
2014-07-18 02:47:27 AM  

lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY


NSFW....unless you're an Austrian priest. Then it's mandatory.
 
2014-07-18 02:47:40 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-18 02:53:07 AM  

lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY


Bless you, you're doing the Lord's work.
 
2014-07-18 02:53:47 AM  

fusillade762: A PRIEST was forced to endure watching a porn film to check to see if it had been filmed at his church.

FORCED, I say. FORCED! He was probably also forced to rewind a number of scenes just to be sure.


Well, there probably weren't any alter boys in it...
 
2014-07-18 03:15:26 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.

I lost interest before then.


"In the beginning I was interested, then became more interested, interested, very VERY interested... and then I lost interest."

s.yimg.com

"Next up was Heavy Into Jeff..."
 
2014-07-18 03:25:45 AM  

lewismarktwo: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.

Those may just be hymnals, so it's like 1 less sacrilegious.  But then she starts to count the beads in her rosary and ups it by 9000.


The "rosary" beads aren't a loop and have a handle on one end.
 
2014-07-18 03:26:33 AM  
My High School was in "Vista Valley PTA." Would have been prouder if it was my Church.
 
2014-07-18 03:34:31 AM  
She seems like a nice girl,  she should come by the church more often.
 
2014-07-18 03:52:38 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-18 03:53:11 AM  

Prof. Frink: lewismarktwo: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.

Those may just be hymnals, so it's like 1 less sacrilegious.  But then she starts to count the beads in her rosary and ups it by 9000.

The "rosary" beads aren't a loop and have a handle on one end.


Is this comment supposed mean something?
 
2014-07-18 03:56:20 AM  

lewismarktwo: Prof. Frink: lewismarktwo: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.

Those may just be hymnals, so it's like 1 less sacrilegious.  But then she starts to count the beads in her rosary and ups it by 9000.

The "rosary" beads aren't a loop and have a handle on one end.

Is this comment supposed mean something?


Maybe he didn't make it to the rosary bead masturbation and thought you were talking about the vibrator?
 
2014-07-18 03:58:46 AM  

fusillade762: lewismarktwo: Prof. Frink: lewismarktwo: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.

Those may just be hymnals, so it's like 1 less sacrilegious.  But then she starts to count the beads in her rosary and ups it by 9000.

The "rosary" beads aren't a loop and have a handle on one end.

Is this comment supposed mean something?

Maybe he didn't make it to the rosary bead masturbation and thought you were talking about the vibrator?


I'm guessing... (NSFW)
 
2014-07-18 04:11:13 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-18 04:15:26 AM  

lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY


Can we get the "mother of god.jpg" please?
 
2014-07-18 05:03:09 AM  

propasaurus: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: Prof. Frink: lewismarktwo: fusillade762: lewismarktwo: lewismarktwo: Heamer: I'll go ahead and be that guy:

She gets pretty damn raunchy in that video.

Links?  She has a nice build.

Nevermind, found it with TinEye
NSFW OBVIOUSLY

Wow, those are some EPIC tits. I had to laugh at the point where she's reaming her ass with that vibrator while she has her hand on a bible. "My ass swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but(t) the truth."  Now if she just could have belted out a few "Oh God!"s during the clip.

Those may just be hymnals, so it's like 1 less sacrilegious.  But then she starts to count the beads in her rosary and ups it by 9000.

The "rosary" beads aren't a loop and have a handle on one end.

Is this comment supposed mean something?

Maybe he didn't make it to the rosary bead masturbation and thought you were talking about the vibrator?

I'm guessing... (NSFW)


Ahh, that makes sense I guess.  Odd way to phrase it tho.  Could have used more of the ol' wink and nudge.
 
2014-07-18 06:11:14 AM  
My bar was in a few porn films back in the late 80's/early 90's. I never looked at that pool table the same way again.
 
2014-07-18 06:36:59 AM  
I'd go to church more if ladies like that were there
 
2014-07-18 06:50:10 AM  

propasaurus: "But they may still require the local bishop to come and perform a service of purification."

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.


Bishops get quite irate when theyy see their kind bashed.
 
2014-07-18 07:08:37 AM  
There are more vids of her if you look around.. just sayin' some might find it worth the effort.......


....


.
 
2014-07-18 08:13:26 AM  
First you get down on your knees/Fiddle with your rosaries/Bow your head with great respect, and/Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect.
 
2014-07-18 08:30:40 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries:


Interestingly, most nunsploitation films seem to come from Italy.
 
2014-07-18 08:34:14 AM  
Good lord those honkers are huge.
 
2014-07-18 08:51:52 AM  
Hallelujah!
 
2014-07-18 08:57:06 AM  

gweilo8888: I... ummm... need to see this film. Just for research purposes.

/giggity


I've seen it. Yes you do.
 
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