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(WFAA Fort Worth)   What every girl wants: A 3000 square foot, three story 'she-cave'   (wfaa.com) divider line 109
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2014-07-17 07:22:13 PM
Yes  cluelessmitter, adult women are flattered by being called girls.
 
2014-07-17 07:27:00 PM
I like my she-caves penis sized.
 
2014-07-17 07:43:53 PM
Wow. No. And fark you, Subanderthal.
 
2014-07-17 07:52:35 PM
Girl-Grotto
Dame-Den
Her-Hole
Chick-Chamber
Bob Johnson
She-Shelter
Peach-Pit
 
2014-07-17 07:56:48 PM
Anyway, the correct term for a lady's private quarters is not any kin of cave, it's a "boudoir".

Leave it to Texas to come up with "female man-cave."
 
2014-07-17 08:34:20 PM
That's a lot of shoes and boots and fark me thingees. Do women really wipe out multiple animals for foot wear?
 
2014-07-17 08:37:22 PM

ginandbacon: Wow. No. And fark you, Subanderthal.


That sound we couldn't identify was knuckles dragging to type tfh.

doglover: Anyway, the correct term for a lady's private quarters is not any kin of cave, it's a "boudoir".

Leave it to Texas to come up with "female man-cave."


And this; she's got enough money to call it that.
 
2014-07-17 08:43:04 PM
"Yes, it's full of amazing things," says Roemer, "but this closes was built and intended for fundraising."

So she can attention whore AND write it off on her taxes.
 
2014-07-17 08:46:06 PM
Houston-area woman calls her three-story closet a 'female man-cave'

Based on her face, it's more of a 'female-man' cave.
 
2014-07-17 08:47:41 PM
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
 
2014-07-17 08:49:05 PM

JoieD'Zen: And this; she's got enough money to call it that.


But it's Texas. Everything from Texas has to be bigger, so to are the coined words, coming in longer than actual words that mean the same thing.

As opposed to California, where everything just has to be a horrible portmanteau when a more cromulent option exists. Like how they use "Kentucky" as an insult but then they live in this:

i2.mirror.co.uk

Meanwhile poorer people in Kentucky wake up to this:

thekentuckyproject.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-17 09:11:39 PM
Ah, rich people.

That is some real Imelda Marcos-level bullsh*t:
www.manilapicture.com
 
2014-07-17 09:20:29 PM
this closes was built

*twitch*

She says her new closet will continue to get the women she hosts, to open their hearts

Unnecessary comma is unnecessary.
 
2014-07-17 09:44:00 PM
It's called a house. It's not yours, that's for sure.
 
2014-07-17 09:45:00 PM
Houston-area woman calls her three-story closet a 'female man-cave'

*watches story clip*

Houston-area woman calls her three-story closet a 'female man-cave'
 
2014-07-17 09:45:32 PM
Woman: The entire house has to be decorated according to me.  You can have a tiny corner in the garage.
Man: Okay.  That's all I need.
Woman: I saw this article the other day that says I should have 3000ft to dedicate to my hobbies and free time.  So I'm going to need that space in the garage.  Or you don't love me.  Also park the cars outside from now on.
 
2014-07-17 09:49:26 PM
Houston-area

That's all I need to know, personally.

/My wife's she-cave would be an actual cave. Climbing wall and cliff diving, at least.
 
2014-07-17 09:49:27 PM
Needs more "My little pony"?

Eyup....
 
2014-07-17 09:49:57 PM
vagina
 
2014-07-17 09:50:43 PM
Mrs. Eel hates it. Needs less closet space, more pantry space, better kitchen ventilation, a meat locker and a butler, and there better be a big-screen TV installed in that kitchen in time for hockey season.
 
2014-07-17 09:50:55 PM
It's really dark and humid in there.
 
2014-07-17 09:51:18 PM

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I like my she-caves penis sized.


But ONLY if there are enough outlets.
 
2014-07-17 09:52:06 PM

Hrist: Woman: The entire house has to be decorated according to me.  You can have a tiny corner in the garage.
Man: Okay.  That's all I need.
Woman: I saw this article the other day that says I should have 3000ft to dedicate to my hobbies and free time.  So I'm going to need that space in the garage.  Or you don't love me.  Also park the cars outside from now on.


Bingo!
 
2014-07-17 09:53:55 PM

doglover: JoieD'Zen: And this; she's got enough money to call it that.

But it's Texas. Everything from Texas has to be bigger, so to are the coined words, coming in longer than actual words that mean the same thing.

As opposed to California, where everything just has to be a horrible portmanteau when a more cromulent option exists. Like how they use "Kentucky" as an insult but then they live in this:

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Meanwhile poorer people in Kentucky wake up to this:

[thekentuckyproject.files.wordpress.com image 850x562]


You don't live in a forest, dipshiat. Stop kidding yourself.
 
2014-07-17 09:54:56 PM

Marcus Aurelius: "Yes, it's full of amazing things," says Roemer, "but this closes was built and intended for fundraising."

So she can attention whore AND write it off on her taxes.


This!
 
2014-07-17 09:55:08 PM

Hrist: Woman: The entire house has to be decorated according to me.  You can have a tiny corner in the garage.
Man Beta: Okay.  That's all I need.
Woman: I saw this article the other day that says I should have 3000ft to dedicate to my hobbies and free time.  So I'm going to need that space in the garage.  Or you don't love me.  Also park the cars outside from now on.


FTFY

Real Man:  "No" or perhaps a more diplomatic "Well go for it, build it or have it built just don't fark with my own space."
 
2014-07-17 09:56:23 PM
Ugh. No.  This here woman want my TV set to the Red Zone Channel, some snack involving cheese and or popcorn, booze and comfy clothes. Shoeless.
 
2014-07-17 09:57:31 PM
Well, she's using it to raise money for charity, so I'm not going to give her much grief for it.
 
2014-07-17 09:57:36 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hrist: Woman: The entire house has to be decorated according to me.  You can have a tiny corner in the garage.
Man Beta: Okay.  That's all I need.
Woman: I saw this article the other day that says I should have 3000ft to dedicate to my hobbies and free time.  So I'm going to need that space in the garage.  Or you don't love me.  Also park the cars outside from now on.

FTFY

Real Man:  "No" or perhaps a more diplomatic "Well go for it, build it or have it built just don't fark with my own space."


You know there's no such thing as "Alphas" and "Betas", right? There aren't even those types in wolves, that was disproved a while back.
 
2014-07-17 09:59:42 PM

doglover: Like how they use "Kentucky" as an insult but then they live in this:


The use of the word "Kentucky" is not insulting the land or it's scenery; it is meant to insult the people who live there.

Same with "Tennessee" or "Florida"....

/ or "America" if you live in Europe/Asia/Canada.
// or "France" if you live just about anywhere.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:26 PM
I wonder if she internally justifies her horrendously opulent monument to waste and vanity by raising a little money for charity, or if it's just another opportunity to indulge that vanity.
 
2014-07-17 10:01:07 PM
www.xrv.org.uk

With a helpful picture of what a woman living in a "she-cave" might look like. In my head, at least.
 
2014-07-17 10:01:50 PM

Rincewind53: BumpInTheNight: Hrist: Woman: The entire house has to be decorated according to me.  You can have a tiny corner in the garage.
Man Beta: Okay.  That's all I need.
Woman: I saw this article the other day that says I should have 3000ft to dedicate to my hobbies and free time.  So I'm going to need that space in the garage.  Or you don't love me.  Also park the cars outside from now on.

FTFY

Real Man:  "No" or perhaps a more diplomatic "Well go for it, build it or have it built just don't fark with my own space."

You know there's no such thing as "Alphas" and "Betas", right? There aren't even those types in wolves, that was disproved a while back.


That's such a beta thing to say.
 
2014-07-17 10:03:22 PM
 
2014-07-17 10:05:58 PM
She cave... VAGINA.
 
2014-07-17 10:06:40 PM
I was hoping to see something like a tree hut in a cave with a flat screen, brew rig, tap system, all the consoles, out door BBQ pit, pron, cable, wi-fi, shooting range & b-ball hoop.

It was shoes :(
 
2014-07-17 10:07:13 PM

NobleHam: I wonder if she internally justifies her horrendously opulent monument to waste and vanity by raising a little money for charity, or if it's just another opportunity to indulge that vanity.


yes
 
2014-07-17 10:08:24 PM

doglover: JoieD'Zen: And this; she's got enough money to call it that.

But it's Texas. Everything from Texas has to be bigger, so to are the coined words, coming in longer than actual words that mean the same thing.

As opposed to California, where everything just has to be a horrible portmanteau when a more cromulent option exists. Like how they use "Kentucky" as an insult but then they live in this:

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Meanwhile poorer people in Kentucky wake up to this:

[thekentuckyproject.files.wordpress.com image 850x562]


Since I am currently living in one of the poorer, mountainous parts of Kentucky, I would like to point out your picture of said state is missing 2 mountain-top removals, 4 stills exploding, 3 marijuana-growing operations, and 6 or 7 cabins burning down from some hillbilly cooking meth from what he sort of remembers his cousin in jail (for burning down his shack trying to cook meth, natch) told him.

/and, yes, you could fit all of that in that one picture
 
2014-07-17 10:09:21 PM
"A 3000 square foot, three story 'she-cave'"

Subby's mom?z

Imelda Marcos want.
 
2014-07-17 10:10:38 PM
Her closet is just under FOUR times the size of my entire house.  I'm unimpressed.  Looks like she's got a plastic surgeon on speed-dial too.

Woodland Texas.  Figures.

My sister lived in Spring for years.  Did nothing to improve her.
 
2014-07-17 10:11:01 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-17 10:13:40 PM
Yes, yes we do
 
Skr
2014-07-17 10:13:45 PM
Meh. She gives a lot to charity, and facilitates others' giving more as well. Good for her.
 
2014-07-17 10:20:26 PM
That's just so much money tied up in stuff that won't increase in value. If she's so into the whole shopping thing, why not play the stock market instead? That's lot's of buying, and selling. On average those Labouton (sp?) shoes average about $1,500 a pair. Why throw that much money at a couple of pieces of leather glued to a high heel? Funny the article doesn't mention what kind of fund raising is done-say for shelters or homeless Vets......
 
2014-07-17 10:22:53 PM
I think it's time for her to come out of the closet
 
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2014-07-17 10:23:10 PM

Hickory-smoked: Houston-area

That's all I need to know, personally.


It's almost Dallas level classlessness, but still uniquely Houstonian.
 
2014-07-17 10:23:24 PM
To be fair, adult women don't go around creating "she-caves".

However the level of estrogen in this thread explains the overflow into the rest of the threads where the men are attempting to have a grown-up discussion.
 
2014-07-17 10:23:35 PM

NobleHam: I wonder if she internally justifies her horrendously opulent monument to waste and vanity by raising a little money for charity, or if it's just another opportunity to indulge that vanity.


why not both?
 
2014-07-17 10:27:15 PM

JoieD'Zen: Yes  cluelessmitter, adult women are flattered by being called girls.


Well they really want to be called Broads, but it is all an all to masculine, so we can compromise at Chickidee, yes?
 
2014-07-17 10:27:54 PM

phalamir: doglover: JoieD'Zen: And this; she's got enough money to call it that.

But it's Texas. Everything from Texas has to be bigger, so to are the coined words, coming in longer than actual words that mean the same thing.

As opposed to California, where everything just has to be a horrible portmanteau when a more cromulent option exists. Like how they use "Kentucky" as an insult but then they live in this:

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Meanwhile poorer people in Kentucky wake up to this:

[thekentuckyproject.files.wordpress.com image 850x562]

Since I am currently living in one of the poorer, mountainous parts of Kentucky, I would like to point out your picture of said state is missing 2 mountain-top removals, 4 stills exploding, 3 marijuana-growing operations, and 6 or 7 cabins burning down from some hillbilly cooking meth from what he sort of remembers his cousin in jail (for burning down his shack trying to cook meth, natch) told him.

/and, yes, you could fit all of that in that one picture


fiiive golden rings!
 
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