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(Daily Mail)   Pinky may be 28-years-old but she's still perky as a kitten when Caturday rolls around   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 1407
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2014-07-18 03:47:35 PM  
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This is Nutmeg's "I'll have no more of that nonsense, human" look.
 
2014-07-18 03:48:05 PM  
Yeah, I know; crappy 'shoop.  MS Paint FTW...

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2014-07-18 03:49:27 PM  
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2014-07-18 03:50:45 PM  
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2014-07-18 03:52:20 PM  
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"Scuse me - dat's MY blankie!  Burple for girls, blu for da guys!"
 
2014-07-18 03:57:39 PM  
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2014-07-18 04:06:42 PM  
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I know you gots the goods, hooman.  How can you resist my fuzzy wuzzy face?
 
2014-07-18 04:08:54 PM  
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I wouldn't even know where to begin on a caption for this one!
 
2014-07-18 04:09:48 PM  
And...I'm done.  Thanks for viewing!  Captions welcome!
 
2014-07-18 04:16:20 PM  
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2014-07-18 04:20:41 PM  
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2014-07-18 04:20:41 PM  
So I was strolling thru at work...on my phone.  I got to Yobbery's comments about Biscuit and about lost it.

I do believe the old saying 'who pissed in your cheerios' has now been changed

WHO PISSED ON YOUR BISCUIT!!!!
 
2014-07-18 04:21:51 PM  

CrankyAndi: So I was strolling thru at work...on my phone.  I got to Yobbery's comments about Biscuit and about lost it.

I do believe the old saying 'who pissed in your cheerios' has now been changed

WHO PISSED ON YOUR BISCUIT!!!!


Just thought up name for award/decoration...

ORDER OF THE GOLDEN BISCUIT!


/first oak leaf 'cluster'
 
2014-07-18 04:22:47 PM  

yobbery: HAPPY CATURDAY!

Biscuit is a nimrod.
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Biscuit and Mia looooove to play in the tub. Most times when I go in the bathroom one or both will come flying along hoping we'll put the faucet on a slow drip. This morning was no different.

I woke up to the alarm as usual and dragged my groggy ass into the bathroom to have a piss. Biscuit came flying in as usual, passed behind me as I stood at the toilet, and sprung into the bathtub. When he jumped into the bathtub he also sent a scrub brush crashing into the tub. The noise and sight of this horrid inanimate object freaked him out and he went flying back out of the bathroom....only this time he passed in FRONT of me.

Yes, I pissed on my cat. I got him nose to tail.

I'm not proud. As I was trying to chase him down with a wet towel my Wife was asking me what was wrong....with no time to explain before he decided to jump on the couch or something all I could say quickly was "I pissed on Biscuit!". Once she heard the whole story a good time was had by all.

He's either really insulted or thinks I've given him the ultimate token of respect. I can't tell which.

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I must've skimmed past that earlier, I literally spat out my tea when I saw the dramatisation. My husband laughed his socks off too. Is Biscuit speaking to you yet?
 
2014-07-18 04:22:58 PM  
Almost done, timer counting down to 0.  If I don't continue tonight, will see you all bright and early on Caturday!

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2014-07-18 04:34:04 PM  

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Diocletian's Last Cabbage: But Desi, you don't own a comb...
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Diocletian's Last Cabbage: And we haz 1/4(KiloKitteh).  Yay!
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Thanks!!! I thought those were ripe for LOLing!!!
 
2014-07-18 04:45:29 PM  

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Who's the one who wanted something sporty but keeps makin me pop out all these kids??

I believe that would be the Mailman..
*I'm* sleeping with yer sister..


Lulz.  :)
Sleep came like a ton of bricks before I could come up with a witty retort....
Probably need another coffee though because I am clearly awake but still nothing's coming....

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2014-07-18 04:46:44 PM  

spman: My cat Fluffy Kitty made her way to the rainbow bridge this week


So sorry.... what a lovely kitty.... big hugs.  :(
 
2014-07-18 04:50:31 PM  

syzygy whizz: spinach gunk: [img.fark.net image 640x480]* chickens in car*
So...izzat what you'd call a 'chicken coupe'?


Yew got it!
Could be a "hatch"-back, even....

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2014-07-18 04:52:44 PM  
DLC Grenie and Jack appreciate the captions.
 
2014-07-18 05:26:42 PM  

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED:

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When I got him at the SPCA they said he was Border Collie and Australian Shepherd mix. There's probably something else in there. Each eye is part blue and part brown. Huskies frequently have one of each color.
You are absolutely right about wings except I don't mind if they put carrots and celery. I refuse to call them Buffalo wings.
 
2014-07-18 05:33:09 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Hi, All. I just received a call from Dr. Bozer (sp?) at UGA. She said that Rufus was resting comfortably today, but she was a little worried last night. Seems that he wasn't able to sit up at all. They would sit him up, but he would immediately flop back down. Standing was out of the question (and has been for several days). She decided to go ahead and give him a round of steroids that was more powerful than what out vet had done, and she started him on treatment for Canine Myasthenia (here's a link to a good page that explains fully: http://www.petmd.com/dog/conditions/neurological/c_dg_myasthenia_grav i s) The thought was that the benefits would greatly outweigh any side effects.

When she came in this morning, she said that she did see improvement. Not only would Rufus sit up when they placed him, but he also stood up for a moment!!! I know that's not much, but for him to sit up and stand for a moment after being on meds for only 12 hours seems like a great leap to me! Dr. Bozer said that it was a very baby step, but it did appear that it was an improvement. She also said to expect him to be in the hospital for many more days.

Canine Myasthenia is a result of something. If this is what he has, then we have to find out how he got it and see if we can treat the root cause. She had already sent off blood work from this yesterday - the results should be back in a day or two.

Please continue your prayers for him. I know that he is in the best possible place to get the best possible care now.

She's holding off on the spinal tap until she gets the blood work back since he's stable now.

I'm trying not to get too excited.  But my heart really wants to be excited.


Yay!  Hope he continues to improve.  What a sweetie pie, such a good boy.
How is your daughter coping with this?  Has she been able to visit him?
 
2014-07-18 05:44:05 PM  
*stumbles in waving wildly*

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Hai guise! I'm taking Uncle Cabbage's example and am sitting in the local library (not sure when I will have internet at my new abode). I just skimmed the thread quickly, so - condolences on the losses, paws crossed for all ailing animals and peoples.....

yobbery:  Biscuit is a nimrod. Yes, I pissed on my cat. I got him nose to tail.

Serves the little shiat right for never coming out to meet me. JMHO.  :o)

professional_vampire: For those who are interested in the Caturday t-shirt from last week - heeere's how to order!   Link


For some reason, the library is blocking that site. Please email me the info (for future reference, I can't afford to buy right now)

I still have to post the pics I took last week at yobbery's house, and give you all an update, but I have to go back to job hunting right now. HOWEVER, I hope to be over at MR & MRS CDK's house tomorrow where I can use their internet and catch up with you all. If not, I'll come back to the library -  I've missed you guys.
 
2014-07-18 05:46:29 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Yeah, I know; crappy 'shoop.  MS Paint FTW... [img.fark.net image 640x456]


Whoa.... I had the exact same thought when I saw that pic!  Great minds and all that.  Poor cat.  :op

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2014-07-18 05:48:03 PM  

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Hai guise! I'm taking Uncle Cabbage's example and am sitting in the local library (not sure when I will have internet at my new abode). I just skimmed the thread quickly, so - condolences on the losses, paws crossed for all ailing animals and peoples.....

yobbery:  Biscuit is a nimrod. Yes, I pissed on my cat. I got him nose to tail.

Serves the little shiat right for never coming out to meet me. JMHO.  :o)

professional_vampire: For those who are interested in the Caturday t-shirt from last week - heeere's how to order!   Link

For some reason, the library is blocking that site. Please email me the info (for future reference, I can't afford to buy right now)

I still have to post the pics I took last week at yobbery's house, and give you all an update, but I have to go back to job hunting right now. HOWEVER, I hope to be over at MR & MRS CDK's house tomorrow where I can use their internet and catch up with you all. If not, I'll come back to the library -  I've missed you guys.


YaY!  Sherpa checking in!
So, you've landed??  And you're going to be a near neighbor of the  CDK Family?  that's super!

We're all looking forward to having you back regularly!
 
2014-07-18 05:49:22 PM  

sherpa18: *stumbles in waving wildly*[i415.photobucket.com image 496x322]
Hai guise! I'm taking Uncle Cabbage's example and am sitting in the local library (not sure when I will have internet at my new abode). I just skimmed the thread quickly, so - condolences on the losses, paws crossed for all ailing animals and peoples.....

yobbery:  Biscuit is a nimrod. Yes, I pissed on my cat. I got him nose to tail.

Serves the little shiat right for never coming out to meet me. JMHO.  :o)

professional_vampire: For those who are interested in the Caturday t-shirt from last week - heeere's how to order!   Link

For some reason, the library is blocking that site. Please email me the info (for future reference, I can't afford to buy right now)

I still have to post the pics I took last week at yobbery's house, and give you all an update, but I have to go back to job hunting right now. HOWEVER, I hope to be over at MR & MRS CDK's house tomorrow where I can use their internet and catch up with you all. If not, I'll come back to the library -  I've missed you guys.


yeah!!!!!  keep on the hunt and find that job!!!

I am so glad that you got a fresh start in a place that has employment!   go go go...GO!!!
Yes i have had a glass of wine....I am not driving.  I will be walking my dogs (vacuum cleaners Hoover & Dyson) but that is cool!

GO SHERPA, GO SHERPA...GOOOOOO SHERPA!!
 
2014-07-18 05:49:31 PM  

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YAYYYYYY IT'S SHERPA!   Great to see you!
Hope you are getting settled in OK in your new place.  Looking forward to hearing your updates later.  :)
 
2014-07-18 05:55:34 PM  
Does anyone have any ideas on how to deal with a calico kitten who has a huge cattitude? I had always heard how unpredictable calico's and torties are, but having one of each that are very predictable cuddle bugs I had a hard time believing it. My vet is always amazed at how Lucy and Morticia are so friendly and easy to work with. The only strange and unpredictable one around here is Juno, but that's a whole different story.

I'm taking care of my neighbor's 7 month old calico kitten and this kitten is nuts. The first couple of times I went over there (when the owners were still home), the cat would plant herself on my lap, purr and want all sorts of attention. The last couple of times she has jumped in my lap and asked for attention, the first time she hissed at me so I stopped petting her and she jumped down. The next time she jumped on my lap and asked for attention, but I wanted to see how things went so I just left her alone, she turned around hissed, bit my arm and scratched me. I played with her for quite a while before to tire her out but that didn't help. I've used soft eyes with her and she does it right back, but then she'll hiss or bite or scratch, or all three. I'm not afraid of Cali, but it's going to be a long week for both of us if this keeps up. Also she tries to get out when I open the door and I really don't want to lose this kitten. Next time I go over I'm going to take a feather on a stick toy and see if I can totally wear her out. I'm going to open the door just wide enough to put the toy in to distract her which should keep her from trying to get out. Then I'll try to get her to play until she collapses, maybe then she'll sit on my lap and want some lovin' and not attack me. If anyone else has any other suggestions, I'd love to hear them.

What a sweet, friendly and totally predictable Tortie and Calico might look like.

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2014-07-18 05:58:00 PM  
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2014-07-18 06:03:51 PM  

Spiralmonkey: OK, which one of you was shopping today?


Y'know, that looks like a pretty good idea. The girls might go for it. Samson wouldn't, though.
He'd rather drive the car.
 
2014-07-18 06:15:15 PM  
The first charity run for the Roar On The Shore Weekend was for the Sisters of St Joseph Homeless Shelter.
A good cause and the nuns were invited to ride along with some of the riders. I think it's a shame they don't wear the black and white anymore , cuz I think it would have looked great riding with the bikers in their old habits.
They also had a blessing of the bikes before the parade that opened the weekend. That took place in a Casino parking lot, too bad the Bingo Hall didn't have a big enough parking lot.

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2014-07-18 06:39:29 PM  

spman: My cat Fluffy Kitty made her way to the rainbow bridge this week, after battling vaccine associated sarcoma for a few months. She was 13, and was the such a sweet cat, I will miss her. We did the best we could for her, we had her original tumor surgically removed, and the vet referred us to an veterinary oncologist, but for a 13 year old cat my mother and I decided that putting her through that would be insane. She was doing quite well until the end, but she eventually was too weak to do much besides eat and use the litter box, and after taking her back to the vet on Wednesday, it was decided that it was her time to go. Goodbye Fluffy Kitty, I will see you again some day :-(


(((Hugs)))
Sending lots of love and comfort.
 
2014-07-18 06:50:56 PM  

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2014-07-18 06:52:46 PM  
Right next to that one was this - so I had to post it. Not sure which of our talented photoshoppers did this.
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2014-07-18 06:59:40 PM  
Thanks to everyone for the funnies. I needed them.

I never have seen "you will die" eyes ever from a cat.
This is NOT a good picture of her. Death eyes when we met her. She scared a couple of kids as she was put into her cell. Death eyes. The poor thing was NOT happy. http://www.wihumane.org/adopt/animal?id=23146050
 
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