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(Hampton Roads)   How do you steal $120,000 from a credit union? It helps when the safe is on wheels   (hamptonroads.com ) divider line
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2014-07-17 07:42:21 PM  
Metropolitan Church Federal is a faith-based financial institution

I hope their faith in humanity was shaken enough to bolt their next safe to the floor. And I hope their insurance company jacks up the CU's rates for being so stupid.
 
2014-07-17 07:50:32 PM  
$120,000? Amateurs.
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2014-07-17 09:46:42 PM  
Metropolitan Church Federal is a faith-based financial institution

What faith would that be?
 
2014-07-17 10:41:47 PM  

fusillade762: Metropolitan Church Federal is a faith-based financial institution

What faith would that be?


Well, our currency is pretty much faith based.
 
2014-07-17 10:48:40 PM  

fusillade762: Metropolitan Church Federal is a faith-based financial institution

What faith would that be?


I would guess fire and brimstone, except where donations are involved in which case.  ""Bring the entire tithe into the storehouse that there may be food in my house. So put me to the test in this right now," says the LORD of the Heavenly Armies, "and see if I won't throw open the windows of heaven for you and pour out on you blessing without measure."
 
2014-07-17 11:37:37 PM  
"Tyreese Dandre Darden, 22, and Devin Rashaun Hardy, 21...."

Going out on a limb here.....WASP grad students on holiday from Princeton??
 
2014-07-17 11:40:37 PM  

Gig103: Metropolitan Church Federal is a faith-based financial institution

I hope their faith in humanity was shaken enough to bolt their next safe to the floor. And I hope their insurance company jacks up the CU's rates for being so stupid.


FDIC rates won't go up because of a robbery, the government would much rather the FBI investigate than banks hire armed guards like in central american countries.
 
2014-07-17 11:56:42 PM  

robodog: Gig103: Metropolitan Church Federal is a faith-based financial institution

I hope their faith in humanity was shaken enough to bolt their next safe to the floor. And I hope their insurance company jacks up the CU's rates for being so stupid.

FDIC rates won't go up because of a robbery, the government would much rather the FBI investigate than banks hire armed guards like in central american countries.


I thought the FDIC (or NCUA for credit unions) were protection against default and that robbery was a different type of insurance.
 
2014-07-18 01:18:56 AM  
There was a bank across the street from the Subway I used to work at that was inside a mobile home. With the wheels still attached and chocked and an aluminum skirt to sort-of disguise that fact.

Cut through the floor with a Sawzall, or just hook up the whole place to the Silverado and abscond with the building? I'm honestly not sure which would be quicker.
 
2014-07-18 03:09:38 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: "Tyreese Dandre Darden, 22, and Devin Rashaun Hardy, 21...."

Going out on a limb here.....WASP grad students on holiday from Princeton??


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Close-ish?
 
2014-07-18 12:52:33 PM  
Now the fun part. Getting it open. Not as easy as TV and Movies make it look.
 
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