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(Fox 5 San Diego)   105-year old woman to throw out first pitch at Padres game, then order them all off her lawn   (fox5sandiego.com) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, Agnes McKee, Oceanside  
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2014-07-17 02:17:40 PM  
If it's anywhere near the strike zone, the Yankees will sign her.  Then she'll immediately tear her UCL, and need Tommy John surgery.
 
2014-07-17 04:42:55 PM  
105 years old, and she hadn't been born when the Cubs last won the World Series.
 
2014-07-17 04:51:34 PM  
Which Padre?
 
2014-07-17 06:25:04 PM  
Has anyone ever died throwing out the first pitch? I am not wishing it on her but curious....no I am not looking it up. I am relying on "nothing is obscure"
 
2014-07-17 06:50:14 PM  
Padres have been really good at attention-getting first-pitch stunts lately.  How would they top it if she dies on the plate?
 
2014-07-17 07:44:56 PM  

SubBass49: Padres have been really good at attention-getting first-pitch stunts lately.  How would they top it if she dies on the plate?


Play around her.
 
2014-07-17 08:06:01 PM  
Good God, her arm could snap and go flop like Dave Dravecky.  This may not end well.
 
2014-07-17 08:07:16 PM  
i hope she don't break her leg like the last old person to do that


tbo.com

/yes, i know he was catching
//still counts
///cameraman,  ZOOM it!
 
2014-07-17 08:12:09 PM  

W.C.fields forever: SubBass49: Padres have been really good at attention-getting first-pitch stunts lately.  How would they top it if she dies on the plate?

Play around her.


I was gonna say sign her to a contract...would be an upgrade.
 
2014-07-17 08:20:14 PM  

Peaceboy: Good God, her arm could snap and go flop like Dave Dravecky.  This may not end well.


I remember watching that happen on live TV.  Yeahhh, that was pretty effed up.
 
2014-07-18 01:20:04 AM  

RodneyToady: If it's anywhere near the strike zone, the Yankees will sign her.  Then she'll immediately tear her UCL, and need Tommy John surgery.


You could've put any team there and you'd still be right.
 
2014-07-18 11:03:11 AM  
"I was really glad I got up this morning, I was afraid I wouldn't."

I like the cut of her jib.
 
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