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(US Magazine)   Except for music, talent, longevity, notoriety, fashion, career, success, fame, net worth, musical ability, gender, race, age, and sexual preferences, Taylor Swift is the closest thing today that harkens to Michael Jackson   (usmagazine.com) divider line 70
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2014-07-17 03:18:45 PM  
Well, their noses are identical.
 
2014-07-17 03:26:40 PM  
The only way Taylor Swift is like Michael Jackson is in that she's bad, she's bad, c'mon, you know, really, really bad, you know, she's bad, she's bad.
 
2014-07-17 03:46:46 PM  
Are we sure about the sexual preference part?
 
2014-07-17 03:48:30 PM  
Does she grab herself...down there...a lot?
 
2014-07-17 03:49:36 PM  
The biggest difference between Michael Jackson and Taylor Swift is I never had any desire to spray my love all over Jackson's face

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2014-07-17 04:30:15 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, their noses are identical.


Does she have his nose?
 
2014-07-17 04:30:33 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: The biggest difference between Michael Jackson and Taylor Swift is I never had any desire to spray my love all over Jackson's face

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Meh.  You would have broken Michael's anyway.
 
2014-07-17 05:11:47 PM  

enry: thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, their noses are identical.

Does she have his nose?


Literally? That'd be a bit creepy, but then celebrities can be eccentric.
 
2014-07-17 05:11:52 PM  

enry: thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, their noses are identical.

Does she have his nose?


Yes, It's in a jar on her mantle.
 
2014-07-17 05:16:36 PM  
Clearly Corey Feldman deserves some status as a (not) runner up.

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2014-07-17 05:19:06 PM  
I remember MJ's "Black or White" music video debuted on some network station, Fox or NBC, and my whole family gathered around to watch it. I can't imagine Taylor Swift generating that kind of excitement. Nobody is famous like that anymore.
 
2014-07-17 05:23:20 PM  
Well Jackson never did a country-dubstep mashup, so neener.

Or as I like to call it "C*nt-Step".
 
2014-07-17 05:25:35 PM  
Taylor is an African American male with a skin disorder that she chooses to deal with by bleaching her skin? And she has unhealthy relationships with 12 year old boys? Who knew?!?!
 
2014-07-17 05:31:47 PM  
There are similarities..
1. They're both musicians
2. Ok, so it's A similarity.
 
2014-07-17 05:35:09 PM  
Yo, Michael
 
2014-07-17 05:36:52 PM  
She's huge, but I wouldn't even call her the current "queen" of pop.

Plus MJ was the full entertainer package. Farting around with a guitar is just no match for sick perfectly executed choreography.
 
2014-07-17 05:37:21 PM  

Somaticasual: There are similarities..
1. They're both musicians
2. Ok, so it's A similarity.


They're both American. Human. Um... I bet they ate some of the same foods at some point...
 
2014-07-17 05:38:55 PM  

Somaticasual: There are similarities..
1. They're both musicians
2. Ok, so it's A similarity.


If you loosely define "musician"
 
2014-07-17 05:40:22 PM  

SurfaceTension: Somaticasual: There are similarities..
1. They're both musicians
2. Ok, so it's A similarity.

If you loosely define "musician"


Oh, come on. MJ wasn't THAT bad.
 
2014-07-17 05:41:53 PM  
Hearkens?
 
2014-07-17 05:45:38 PM  
I hear Billie Jean is not her lover, either. So, MJ and Swifty are like samesies.
 
2014-07-17 05:47:29 PM  
Sexual preferences is the same. MJ would've wrecked that kid from One Direction
 
2014-07-17 05:50:04 PM  
So says the guy who stole his haircut from And One (who are light years ahead of Taint-er Swift, btw):

hazzardofdarkness.net

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMj3iM7maY
 
2014-07-17 05:53:10 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: enry: thisisyourbrainonFark: Well, their noses are identical.

Does she have his nose?

Yes, It's in a jar on her piano mantle

.

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2014-07-17 05:53:22 PM  
I'd eat the corn out of her shiat.
 
2014-07-17 05:55:43 PM  
She's not as pale as he was.
 
2014-07-17 06:09:54 PM  

metatronarchetype: I'd eat the corn out of her shiat.


Then she'd break up with you afterwards and write a hit song about it, "I Broke His Heart And He Ate My Dookie".
 
2014-07-17 06:11:39 PM  
If you want to know how great MJ was, all you need to know is that he went to trial twice of sexual molestations and people still loved him.

Even if all MJ did was dance, he'll still be a better talent than Taylor.
 
2014-07-17 06:18:39 PM  
So when is her arraignment?
 
2014-07-17 06:27:36 PM  
http://yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/45761093757/taylor-swift
 
2014-07-17 07:15:38 PM  
Swift looks ten times better in a bikini. Which if I weren't at work I'd post one of them in one to prove it. Now you will have to use your imagination and will never know if I have MJ bikini pics.
 
2014-07-17 07:19:26 PM  
It's never enough to just be yourself. You have to be the current such and such or media doesn't know how to process you. It's like they're incapable of original thought.
 
2014-07-17 08:09:05 PM  
If that guy, who is supposedly a professional songwriter, feels inspired by Taylor Swift, that says a lot more about him than it does about her. If her composition and musicianship skills really impress you that much, it's time for you to go practice, a lot.
 
2014-07-17 08:43:19 PM  
Would rather have Taylor Swift write a song about me, than MJ write a song about me...
 
2014-07-17 09:08:01 PM  
Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl reminded me of MJ.
 
2014-07-17 09:15:51 PM  

fusillade762: They're both American.


They're both white?
 
2014-07-17 09:25:37 PM  

phillydrifter: fusillade762: They're both American.

They're both white?


Both of their PR crews swear they've never touched a cock ...
 
2014-07-17 09:34:31 PM  

GardenWeasel: Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl reminded me of MJ.


really? He seemed more like James Brown.
 
2014-07-17 10:00:59 PM  

Fallout Boy: If you want to know how great MJ was, all you need to know is that he went to trial twice of sexual molestations and people still loved him.

Even if all MJ did was dance, he'll still be a better talent than Taylor.


You know....  I always wondered if MJ really did any of that stuff, or if it was all just nonsense witch-hunt (and he was just a creepy guy). Not too long ago, I heard an interview Corey Feldman gave, where he basically said "I was molested as a kid. So were a couple other kids I knew at the time. Most of us were also friends with MJ, and he never once touched any of us, or anyone I knew. People went after him because reasons, but he was a good guy, who just liked being around kids, but they wanted to go after him. Even though I gave them the names of the people who molested me and my friends, and they never went after any of those guys". Or something to that effect.

Take that for what it's worth, but that makes me err on the side of witch hunt. If Feldman had no problem naming names, but claimed MJ was completely innocent of that, I see no real reason for him to be lying. Not that Feldman is the pillar of sanity or anything, but still.

Oh yea, and I'd let swift "Molest" me.
 
2014-07-17 10:16:35 PM  

whistlerdash: Fallout Boy: If you want to know how great MJ was, all you need to know is that he went to trial twice of sexual molestations and people still loved him.

Even if all MJ did was dance, he'll still be a better talent than Taylor.

You know....  I always wondered if MJ really did any of that stuff, or if it was all just nonsense witch-hunt (and he was just a creepy guy). Not too long ago, I heard an interview Corey Feldman gave, where he basically said "I was molested as a kid. So were a couple other kids I knew at the time. Most of us were also friends with MJ, and he never once touched any of us, or anyone I knew. People went after him because reasons, but he was a good guy, who just liked being around kids, but they wanted to go after him. Even though I gave them the names of the people who molested me and my friends, and they never went after any of those guys". Or something to that effect.

Take that for what it's worth, but that makes me err on the side of witch hunt. If Feldman had no problem naming names, but claimed MJ was completely innocent of that, I see no real reason for him to be lying. Not that Feldman is the pillar of sanity or anything, but still.

Oh yea, and I'd let swift "Molest" me.


I'm going with "nonsense witch-hunt" + creepy* guy.

* (emotionally, he never really was an adult, IMHO)

/ still wouldn't send a kid to his house for a "slumber party"
 
2014-07-17 10:17:32 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: She's huge, but I wouldn't even call her the current "queen" of pop.

Plus MJ was the full entertainer package. Farting around with a guitar is just no match for sick perfectly executed choreography.


Wouldn't Katie Perry be the current queen?
Just a guess, really.

And yes, MJ was the whole package and more. That kind of entertainer seems to only come along once in a generation.
 
2014-07-17 10:20:18 PM  

Neeek: GardenWeasel: Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl reminded me of MJ.

really? He seemed more like James Brown.


THIS.

My friends and I were practically screaming that during his performance, and we've seen JB live.
 
2014-07-17 11:52:43 PM  

Xythero: I remember MJ's "Black or White" music video debuted on some network station, Fox or NBC, and my whole family gathered around to watch it. I can't imagine Taylor Swift generating that kind of excitement. Nobody is famous like that anymore.


It was the early 90s, pre-internet. Without videos of cats jumping into boxes, we'd watch anything to pass the time, no matter how shiatty it was in retrospect.
 
2014-07-18 12:38:13 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: I'm going with "nonsense witch-hunt" + creepy* guy.
* (emotionally, he never really was an adult, IMHO)
/ still wouldn't send a kid to his house for a "slumber party"


I wouldn't either, but that's because he was creepy. Any kid over about 10 would be weirded out by him.
 
2014-07-18 02:17:30 AM  
The chair is not her son?

/Too obscure for Fark.
 
2014-07-18 02:20:02 AM  
Two white girls who refused to grow up?
 
2014-07-18 03:08:26 AM  
Well they both seem to like hanging out with young people.
 
2014-07-18 05:17:04 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: whistlerdash: Fallout Boy: If you want to know how great MJ was, all you need to know is that he went to trial twice of sexual molestations and people still loved him.

Even if all MJ did was dance, he'll still be a better talent than Taylor.

You know....  I always wondered if MJ really did any of that stuff, or if it was all just nonsense witch-hunt (and he was just a creepy guy). Not too long ago, I heard an interview Corey Feldman gave, where he basically said "I was molested as a kid. So were a couple other kids I knew at the time. Most of us were also friends with MJ, and he never once touched any of us, or anyone I knew. People went after him because reasons, but he was a good guy, who just liked being around kids, but they wanted to go after him. Even though I gave them the names of the people who molested me and my friends, and they never went after any of those guys". Or something to that effect.

Take that for what it's worth, but that makes me err on the side of witch hunt. If Feldman had no problem naming names, but claimed MJ was completely innocent of that, I see no real reason for him to be lying. Not that Feldman is the pillar of sanity or anything, but still.

Oh yea, and I'd let swift "Molest" me.

I'm going with "nonsense witch-hunt" + creepy* guy.

* (emotionally, he never really was an adult, IMHO)

/ still wouldn't send a kid to his house for a "slumber party"


Predators - especially really sly ones - aren't going to pick targets that have some leverage.  They pick the ones that have the least ability to fight back.

If Corey Feldman wasn't molested, it may very well could have been because he was at least famous enough that people might actually take his side, and a payoff to keep quiet wouldn't have been nearly as attractive.
 
2014-07-18 06:49:07 AM  

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2014-07-18 07:34:43 AM  

SurfaceTension: Somaticasual: There are similarities..
1. They're both musicians
2. Ok, so it's A similarity.

If you loosely define "musician"


Singer?  sure.  Musician?  not so much.  Michael was a HELL of a dancer tho.  I don't know too many people that can equal that.
 
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