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2014-07-17 10:50:17 AM  
I've been seeing commercials for this for weeks. You're just now hearing of it Subby?
 
2014-07-17 02:10:06 PM  
Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.
 
2014-07-17 02:19:36 PM  

SilentStrider: I've been seeing commercials for this for weeks. You're just now hearing of it Subby?


likely posted today because the premier is tonight

i watched about 5 minutes of "buying naked", essentially the nudist version of house hunters, and maybe about 5 minutes of "naked and afraid", and i must say, as a nudist, these shows are just lame
 
2014-07-17 02:20:15 PM  

Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.



b-b-b-b-but...they're NAKED!
 
2014-07-17 02:23:53 PM  
Are there real women on the show or just wax figures, like the photos in the article.
 
2014-07-17 02:30:22 PM  

bungle_jr: SilentStrider: I've been seeing commercials for this for weeks. You're just now hearing of it Subby?

likely posted today because the premier is tonight

i watched about 5 minutes of "buying naked", essentially the nudist version of house hunters, and maybe about 5 minutes of "naked and afraid", and i must say, as a nudist, these shows are just lame


This was brought up maybe last week and when I mentioned that the commercials for it had "things" blocked out, someone tried telling me this was not a tv show but an uncensored straight-to-dvd thing. Glad to know there's nothing wrong with my hearing lol.

/won't watch, blech
 
2014-07-17 02:31:00 PM  
Well, that is obviously not a roll of quarters in your pocket, so um, yeah, happy to see you too.
 
2014-07-17 02:36:01 PM  

bungle_jr


i watched about 5 minutes of "buying naked", essentially the nudist version of house hunters, and maybe about 5 minutes of "naked and afraid", and i must say, as a nudist, these shows are just lame


As someone who wears clothes*, I too think these shows are lame.


* And you'll fookin' be grateful for that, boyo.
 
2014-07-17 02:43:16 PM  
Hmm...I'm pretty okay with being naked on dates, but I usually prefer to start the date wearing clothes.
 
2014-07-17 02:44:33 PM  
Well at least you won't find out your Date's a dude the hard way.
 
2014-07-17 02:55:16 PM  

bungle_jr: Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.


b-b-b-b-but...they're NAKED!


I get the feeling the people making these shows are unaware of all cottage industry of websites streaming naked farking videos.
 
2014-07-17 02:59:16 PM  
I'd like to spin up a reality show called, "Naked, afraid and curious" .
 
2014-07-17 03:02:47 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: bungle_jr: Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.


b-b-b-b-but...they're NAKED!

I get the feeling the people making these shows are unaware of all cottage industry of websites streaming naked farking videos.


No, these shows are aimed at the middle class house wife who made sparkles the vampire the best seller of the decade.

It's about titilation not sex.
 
2014-07-17 03:12:51 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Are there real women on the show or just wax figures, like the photos in the article.


My thoughts exactly.  Put them too close to a heat source and you would have a puddle with a couple of silicone bags.
 
2014-07-17 03:14:31 PM  
I shot a hole in my 55" Zenith Flatscreen TV (the "Questron" model with enhanced color blipping) because of A&E's "Naked Storage Wars".


/That Darrell guy... (shudder).
 
2014-07-17 03:14:59 PM  
Ooooh, sounds titillating (to people without access to premium cable or the internet).
 
2014-07-17 03:17:14 PM  
Once someone introduces a new reality gimmick, everyone else has to cover that base.

I can't wait for the Naked Dwarf Crab Trucker Hoarder Auctions premier.
 
2014-07-17 03:22:23 PM  
Where, exactly, do you go on naked dates?
 
2014-07-17 03:23:01 PM  

Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.


How about wobbly bit parts?
 
2014-07-17 03:24:27 PM  

kroonermanblack: Crotchrocket Slim: bungle_jr: Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.


b-b-b-b-but...they're NAKED!

I get the feeling the people making these shows are unaware of all cottage industry of websites streaming naked farking videos.

No, these shows are aimed at the middle class house wife who made sparkles the vampire the best seller of the decade.

It's about titilation not sex.


don't forget, they also made "fifty shades of grey" a big deal...there are 10s of 1000s of videos online, and 1000s of books and mags dedicated solely to bdsm...but apparently fifty shades made it cool

HotWingConspiracy: Once someone introduces a new reality gimmick, everyone else has to cover that base.

I can't wait for the 19 Naked Dwarf Crab Trucker Hoarder Auctions and Counting premier.


ftfy
 
2014-07-17 03:24:43 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I can't wait for the Naked Dwarf Crab Trucker Hoarder Auctions premier.


Dirt Road Trucker
 
2014-07-17 03:25:57 PM  

ColSanders: HotWingConspiracy: I can't wait for the Naked Dwarf Crab Trucker Hoarder Auctions premier.

Dirt Road Trucker


that would be an easy one...film on location in the aussie outback with the trucktrain drivers
 
2014-07-17 03:31:35 PM  

Mikey1969: Where, exactly, do you go on naked dates?


Straight to Tuna Town baby!!!!
 
2014-07-17 03:33:20 PM  

Mikey1969: Where, exactly, do you go on naked dates?


Nude beaches?  Beyond that, have no idea....maybe stay at one of the date's apartments?
 
2014-07-17 03:34:31 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: bungle_jr

i watched about 5 minutes of "buying naked", essentially the nudist version of house hunters, and maybe about 5 minutes of "naked and afraid", and i must say, as a nudist, these shows are just lame


As someone who wears clothes*, I too think these shows are lame.


* And you'll fookin' be grateful for that, boyo.


ok, i thought i'd seen all the internet lingo...apparently i've never seen "boyo", and for the life of me, i can't decipher its meaning...can you please enlighten me, o' textiled one?

btw...no one in the nudist community cares what you look like unclothed. while the cliche "the people who want to be naked aren't the ones you want to be naked" is thankfully not the whole truth, it is indeed part of it...at the nude and clothing-optional places i've been to, there has been the entire spectrum of body types, ages, etc...it's about relaxing, not caring what others think of your appearance, nor what you think of the appearance of others.

what i'm trying to say is, if you want to remain clothed, by all means that is your choice, and apparently the choice of the vast majority of folks. but if you ever wanted to give nudism a try, your body type should be something you don't even consider.
 
2014-07-17 03:34:39 PM  
I'm looking forward to "The Naked Biggest Loser."


/no I'm not
 
2014-07-17 03:34:53 PM  

Mikey1969: Where, exactly, do you go on naked dates?


I like to eat at the "Y".
 
2014-07-17 03:38:10 PM  
About as bad as " naked and afraid"

Two random people with supposed survival skills out in the wild
 
2014-07-17 03:38:17 PM  
What's wrong with this idea?  Going to a date naked is a great way to show the object of your affection that you are open minded and have nothing to hide from them.
 
2014-07-17 03:38:38 PM  
They are just sraping the idea barrel for reality shows now. I just shock my head when I saw a commercial for that show where two people get married without meeting or seeing each other until the big day.
 
2014-07-17 03:39:24 PM  
Wanna bet there won't be any Asian male contestants?  So the girls will be extremely hot and fake...  Hope they show it uncensored on the net.
 
2014-07-17 03:40:18 PM  
I'm waiting to participate in "Immediate & Constant Sex"
 
2014-07-17 03:44:15 PM  

bungle_jr: Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.


b-b-b-b-but...they're NAKED!


not really since the stupid channel be using black bars to cover the naughty parts
 
2014-07-17 03:45:13 PM  
I always enjoy going naked on the first/second and third dates. I'm done after that.

/she has to learn to ride the bologna pony sometime............
 
2014-07-17 03:47:58 PM  

BadAdviceGuy: What's wrong with this idea?  Going to a date naked is a great way to show the object of your affection that you are open minded and have nothing to hide from them.


Plus, who cares? They're tied up in the corner anyway!
 
2014-07-17 03:48:26 PM  

ThurmanMerman: I'm looking forward to "The Naked Biggest Loser."


How about Naked American Ninja?
 
2014-07-17 03:54:45 PM  
Came for shots of hottie Czech Pr0n models walking around nekkie on the street of Prague... going away to Foobies. Fark I am dissapoint!
 
2014-07-17 03:57:56 PM  
This guy needs to be on the show and then have to woman point and laugh.

bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-17 03:59:06 PM  

Swampmaster: Came for shots of hottie Czech Pr0n models walking around nekkie on the street of Prague... going away to Foobies. Fark I am dissapoint!


You're on the farking internet. There are many, many sites that have nude women on them, go forth and browse.
 
2014-07-17 04:04:42 PM  

bungle_jr


Englebert Slaptyback:

* And you'll fookin' be grateful for that, boyo.


ok, i thought i'd seen all the internet lingo...apparently i've never seen "boyo", and for the life of me, i can't decipher its meaning...can you please enlighten me, o' textiled one?


That was my approximation of blue-collar Irish slang. It's roughly the same as "lad" or "sonny".

I appreciate the other commentary as well, but I don't like having my face out in public (let alone anything else). :-)
 
2014-07-17 04:24:25 PM  
Everything on TV is scripted and fake.
 
2014-07-17 04:30:29 PM  

bill4935: I shot a hole in my 55" Zenith Flatscreen TV (the "Questron" model with enhanced color blipping) because of A&E's "Naked Storage Wars".

/That Darrell guy... (shudder).


Don't forget to use plenty of lube.
 
2014-07-17 04:44:27 PM  
The premise doesn't work when all the naughty bits have to be blurred out.  There's no proof that the people are actually naked.

Call me when there's an uncensored version.
 
2014-07-17 04:45:51 PM  

bungle_jr: boy

o

The only time I have heard it used by the mainstream media is when an Irish veteran captain used it several times in LA Confidential.  It's typically a term used when referring to someone younger and is not as worldly.  Kinda like calling someone "son" without any relation.  It infers that the user is more knowledgeable and should be treated with respect and the boyo can learn something from them, as they are only a boyo.
/Irish
 
2014-07-17 05:01:34 PM  

bill4935: I shot a hole in my 55" Zenith Flatscreen TV (the "Questron" model with enhanced color blipping) because of A&E's "Naked Storage Wars".


/That Darrell guy... (shudder).


I gave back my cable box.  It was too much.
 
2014-07-17 05:24:40 PM  

kroonermanblack: Crotchrocket Slim: bungle_jr: Langston: Scripted conversation between third-rate actors who can't even get bit parts on real shows?

Pass.


b-b-b-b-but...they're NAKED!

I get the feeling the people making these shows are unaware of all cottage industry of websites streaming naked farking videos.

No, these shows are aimed at the middle class house wife who made sparkles the vampire the best seller of the decade.

It's about titilation not sex.


Oh, like that show that was on USA for the longest time, Silk Stalkings, at least before they switched over to SVU reruns.
 
2014-07-17 05:26:58 PM  

bungle_jr: don't forget, they also made "fifty shades of grey" a big deal...there are 10s of 1000s of videos online, and 1000s of books and mags dedicated solely to bdsm...but apparently fifty shades made it cool


I have to take issue with this statement: BDSM is what makes BDSM "cool", underlaid housewives too boring to stream porn is what made that book (and now BDSM poseurism) popular.
 
2014-07-17 05:52:38 PM  
I have no desire to watch this show, but one of my friends' ex-husband is a "contestant".  So now I have to watch.  Erg.
 
2014-07-17 06:11:06 PM  
...img.fark.net

You can still tell it's latex, but they're getting closer to making them look real.
 
2014-07-17 07:01:47 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ...

You can still tell it's latex, but they're getting closer to making them look real.


Lol, well played.
 
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