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(Metro)   You can now follow in the footsteps of Jesus Christ   (metro.co.uk) divider line 35
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2014-07-17 11:05:37 AM
Follow? I thought he was supposed to carry me.

/Also why are fark tags not filterpwned (Oh sh*t)?
 
2014-07-17 12:24:39 PM
You can now follow in the footsteps of Jesus Christ Crust
 
2014-07-17 12:37:46 PM
On water?

I don't think that'll mix very well with that toaster doohickey....
 
2014-07-17 01:44:45 PM
The Father, the Son and the Holy Toast.
 
2014-07-17 02:13:49 PM
I'm getting one of those, putting a picture of my junk on it, and serving it to my in-laws when they come over.  Should be an awesome Thanksgiving this year!
 
2014-07-17 03:19:20 PM
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2014-07-17 03:20:47 PM
You can do it, Junior
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2014-07-17 03:21:00 PM
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2014-07-17 03:21:51 PM

RandomTux: You can do it, Junior
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Yes, I know... DNRTFA
 
2014-07-17 03:21:58 PM
Get nailed to a stick?  Pass.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-07-17 03:23:54 PM
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Footschtops! Footschtops!
 
2014-07-17 03:23:54 PM
Home made Jesus toast?

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2014-07-17 03:23:56 PM

BKITU: You can now follow in the footsteps of Jesus Christ Crust


+1
 
2014-07-17 03:24:32 PM
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Jesus says it's not gay in a three-way.
 
2014-07-17 03:25:08 PM
These days, wouldn't that lead to a bomb shelter?
 
2014-07-17 03:25:29 PM
Also, every time I see some dumbass with this mask I feel punchy.

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2014-07-17 03:29:02 PM
it would be much better if you could upload a pic to the toaster itself. Surprise your roomie with penis toast one morning...
 
2014-07-17 03:29:14 PM
Yeah, but once you press the toast down it doesn't pop up again for 3 days.
 
2014-07-17 03:29:46 PM
Follow in Jesus footsteps? And how'd that work out for him? Thanks, but no
 
2014-07-17 03:31:00 PM
I would rather have my face appear between the sexy long legs of your and my favorite, Jessica Alba.

/just saying, she's a hottie.
 
2014-07-17 03:33:10 PM
Riding on the back of a dinosaur with an M16?

//DNRTFA
 
2014-07-17 03:33:11 PM
Yeah, I might be able to follow in the footsteps but I can't get the mud to squish up through holes in my feet.

JC
 
2014-07-17 03:33:44 PM
It ends in crucifixion, so I'm gonna pass.
 
2014-07-17 03:35:11 PM
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I assume some version of this is going on inside.
 
2014-07-17 03:35:14 PM
Follow in Jesus's footsteps?

Have gay sex with a bunch of men in sandals in the desert and then get killed?


No thanks!

/ not that there is anything wrong with that
 
2014-07-17 03:35:22 PM
But I don't want to be an imaginary character.
 
2014-07-17 04:10:41 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Home made Jesus toast?


The Toast of Turin, if you don't mind.
 
2014-07-17 05:05:54 PM
Many, many years ago I came up with the concept of a company that would use a water knife to cut custom designs into a very thin sheet of stainless steel. The end customer would then be able to installed this insert into their toaster and have imprinted toast.
I of course would have started out with public domain images of religious figures and polititians so that yes, even you could make Jesus toast.

I was going to sell these inserts for about $5 in a blister pack kitsch stores. As the product got popular and self supportive, I would offer the custom plate service for about $20 a set.


then these people came along and sold the whole damn toaster
 
2014-07-17 05:43:10 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Many, many years ago I came up with the concept of a company that would use a water knife to cut custom designs into a very thin sheet of stainless steel. The end customer would then be able to installed this insert into their toaster and have imprinted toast.
I of course would have started out with public domain images of religious figures and polititians so that yes, even you could make Jesus toast.

I was going to sell these inserts for about $5 in a blister pack kitsch stores. As the product got popular and self supportive, I would offer the custom plate service for about $20 a set.


then these people came along and sold the whole damn toaster


Water knife?

The toast would get wet!
 
2014-07-17 07:16:42 PM
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2014-07-17 07:46:01 PM
There's two honkies out here, one of 'em wants four fried chickens and a Coke, and another one got this white robe and long beard says he wants dry white toast.  With his face on it.

"Judas!  Jesus!"
 
2014-07-17 07:49:24 PM
And if thy BAGEL contains sesame seeds, thou shalt not partake of it, for that is an abomination before the LORD, but if thou partake unknowingly, thou shalt bring four BULLOCKS to the temple, and offer them as a sacrifice, because when I say I am hungry enough to eat four BULLOCKS, you best believe I am not talking out of my ASS.

/ASS
 
2014-07-17 08:22:43 PM
So long as I get to bang Mary Magdalen, I wouldn't mind being crucified.
 
2014-07-17 10:41:40 PM
I might be interested in one of these as long as it doesn't talk.  I don't need the smegging thing always nagging me to have a piece of some toasted bread product.
 
2014-07-17 11:30:54 PM
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