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(Metro)   Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"   ( divider line
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15699 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jul 2014 at 10:32 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-17 10:22:02 AM  
5 votes:

JerseyTim: What next level?

Gay bukkake pr0n.  It'd be like bingo.
2014-07-17 09:24:01 AM  
5 votes:

JerseyTim: What next level?

2014-07-17 10:45:32 AM  
4 votes:

ConConHead: He has pretty eyes, but any hope of him being an actual legit model has been ruined. GOOD.
I predict he'll get about a month of aggregrator site fame before becoming a meme for about 5 months and then fading into obscurity.

Bad tattoo memes never die
2014-07-17 09:01:02 AM  
3 votes:

Barfmaker: He is correct.

It's given me a fantastic idea for a line of men's clothing called, "Don't Be That Guy."  He can be my top model.

/what a waste of a nice face
2014-07-17 10:40:07 AM  
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ image 500x500]

First thing I thought of.

/not their best album, but it has its moments

I'm envisioning this guy coming in for an interview and being told, 'The look is perfect, but those are the wrong words.'
2014-07-17 10:39:55 AM  
2 votes:
2014-07-17 10:31:36 AM  
2 votes:
Should have gone with Comic Sans
2014-07-17 08:56:31 AM  
2 votes:

"Keep telling yourself that, man."
2014-07-17 11:34:41 AM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: Mikey1969: Yes, these are real tattoos on his face (and everywhere else) and not just words written on with a marker pen. Here he is proving it:

Actually, that seems more like evidence that they ARE just marker, since they mostly wipe off. Have these morons never marked themselves with a Sharpie? It doesn't wipe off immediately, there is a shadow left behind for awhile. Just like in that stupid GIF.

The gif is really poorly done, but I think it's supposed to show him starting with his tattoos covered in concealer, then he wipes it off to reveal the tattoos.  Kind of like Jack Nicholson's Joker painting fleshtone over his "real" bleached Joker face.

That at least makes the article make some sense... Yeah, I can see that. What's deal with making everything into a GIF nowadays, anyway? They used to be relatively infrequent, but now a sandwich isn't a sandwich without the great taste of Miracle Whip news story isn't a news story without some kind of farking GIF in the middle of it.
2014-07-17 11:21:16 AM  
1 vote:
I'd still hit it so hard, the letter of his tattoos would rearrange to say "buttknuckle hit this".
2014-07-17 11:10:51 AM  
1 vote:

LaBlueSkuld: Wasn't there some really pretty Russian girl who did the same thing?

Yeah.  She let some guy tattoo his name on her face in gigantic Olde English letters on their first date.
2014-07-17 11:06:08 AM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: What next level?

Level zero. By the way congratulations, there is now a level zero.
2014-07-17 11:00:38 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-17 10:58:04 AM  
1 vote:
His  next level of modeling is probably posing for mugshots in 5 years.
2014-07-17 10:55:57 AM  
1 vote:

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Well, no one ever accused a male model of being overly smart.
2014-07-17 10:55:49 AM  
1 vote:
2014-07-17 10:49:09 AM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.

He's a bad boy that a good woman can change!
2014-07-17 10:41:02 AM  
1 vote:
next level:
2014-07-17 10:38:11 AM  
1 vote:
I'm detecting massive douche transmissions on all frequencies Captain
2014-07-17 10:35:31 AM  
1 vote:

First thing I thought of.

/not their best album, but it has its moments
2014-07-17 10:35:26 AM  
1 vote:
Was the dumbass tag busy?
2014-07-17 09:27:49 AM  
1 vote:
Well, he got a Metro article out of it that includes his head shots, and a free link to at least one aggregator, and a thread on the Entertainment backwater that already has about 10 posts in it. So I'd say he's doing something right.
2014-07-17 09:04:16 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: Diogenes: See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.

Tattoos, on the other hand, are usually not.

Precisely my point.
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