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(Metro)   Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-17 02:13:54 PM  
As models go, he's not that hot. Even by normal standards I'd give him a 6, maybe 7.
 
2014-07-17 02:17:00 PM  
Remember these guys, from the Fark of yore?

assets.tattoofailure.com
 
2014-07-17 02:56:04 PM  
i.huffpost.com

Zombie Boy seems to be doing alright. I saw him in a few movies and tv stuff, But then again, his tats are a bit more artistic merit.
This is him with tats and him with concealer make-up.
 
2014-07-17 03:35:29 PM  
Tattoos on his skull?I call shenanigans, I saw nothing in the article about the tattooist slicing the skin off his head first then replacing it afterwards.

////eeeewwww
 
2014-07-17 03:52:55 PM  
Poor impulse control?
 
2014-07-17 04:30:05 PM  
I think this guy is smart. Now, if some modelling agency wants to photograph someone that has those exact words written all over his face, they don't have to go through the trouble of writing them on with an eyebrow pencil.
 
2014-07-17 04:54:06 PM  
This is why we should teach people that repression is always a bad thing.
 
2014-07-17 05:09:09 PM  
Zombie Man at least approached his body as a canvas and regards what he does as art and allowed the work to come to him. I get a kick anytime I see him doing some legit commercial work whether it's in a movie, or ads or music videos.

This guy... just... no.
 
2014-07-17 06:30:51 PM  
Next level: freak gasoline fight accident.
 
2014-07-17 06:55:02 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Tattoos on his skull?I call shenanigans, I saw nothing in the article about the tattooist slicing the skin off his head first then replacing it afterwards.

////eeeewwww


Carl: All right, smart guy. You got Tera Patrick over there? What's tattooed on her a ..well ya know, in her uterus?
Meatwad: Hey, what's tattooed on your uterus?
Tera: A unicorn making love to a Keebler elf.
 
2014-07-17 07:00:37 PM  

WeenerGord: At least this guy did make a job of it. A sideshow job.

[www.nairaland.com image 540x385]

and at least one tv appearance

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 639x480]


The Enigma is a really cool dude. I met him at a tattoo convention and talked for a few minutes. Very kind and soft-spoken.

/csb
 
2014-07-17 07:18:11 PM  

Preebs: WeenerGord: At least this guy did make a job of it. A sideshow job.

[www.nairaland.com image 540x385]

and at least one tv appearance

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 639x480]

The Enigma is a really cool dude. I met him at a tattoo convention and talked for a few minutes. Very kind and soft-spoken.

/csb



Unless that was some other jigsaw puzzle tattooed naked guy that you saw.

/ Must be something I ate
 
2014-07-17 07:50:28 PM  

Hey, does that mean that my refrigerator could be the next big model?

 
2014-07-17 08:22:25 PM  

CruJones: 21-7-b: in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos

Pretty sure even in the pictures you can see some that are almost but not quite washed off

/Tupac looks pale


They're supposedly covered with makeup and he's wiping off the makeup. So some could look a little more obscured from smeared concealer.

Of course he could have just filmed himself wiping off the tattoos and played it in reverse.


If anyone else has questionable judgment like this dude, here: this shiat could probably hide a bullet wound. And it's way cheaper than laser removal.
 
2014-07-17 08:23:36 PM  

Prophet of Loss: [cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com image 610x629]
Source: Cracked


So, I've considered getting a tramp stamp of that dog wearing a Santa hat in the "NOPE" gif. Thoughts?
 
2014-07-17 10:22:29 PM  
Nice font work. Did he do them himself?
 
2014-07-18 03:05:58 AM  
I'll bet it is a sharpie.
 
2014-07-18 09:28:34 AM  

BitwiseShift: special20: Obviously, that dude just lost his damn mind...
It takes two. The tattoo "artist" needs a little more decoration, too, for going along with the exploitation.


Nah, there is the idea that if he didn't tattoo the guy, somebody else would... and why pass up a chance to make money while defacing a pretty face?

Oh look! Everyone's jumping off that cliff! See ya!
 
2014-07-18 09:35:26 AM  

FormlessOne: Hey, does that mean that my refrigerator could be the next big model?


Sure, in the Plus Size department.
 
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