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(Metro)   Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 119
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2014-07-17 08:49:27 AM  
See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.
 
2014-07-17 08:55:56 AM  
He is correct.
 
2014-07-17 08:56:31 AM  
www.trbimg.com

"Keep telling yourself that, man."
 
2014-07-17 09:01:02 AM  

Barfmaker: He is correct.


It's given me a fantastic idea for a line of men's clothing called, "Don't Be That Guy."  He can be my top model.

/what a waste of a nice face
 
2014-07-17 09:02:28 AM  

Diogenes: See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.


Tattoos, on the other hand, are usually not.
 
2014-07-17 09:04:16 AM  

nekom: Diogenes: See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.

Tattoos, on the other hand, are usually not.


Precisely my point.
 
2014-07-17 09:18:00 AM  
What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.
 
2014-07-17 09:18:45 AM  
What next level?
 
2014-07-17 09:24:01 AM  

JerseyTim: What next level?


Unemployment.
 
2014-07-17 09:27:49 AM  
Well, he got a Metro article out of it that includes his head shots, and a free link to at least one aggregator, and a thread on the Entertainment backwater that already has about 10 posts in it. So I'd say he's doing something right.
 
2014-07-17 09:33:39 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Well, he got a Metro article out of it that includes his head shots, and a free link to at least one aggregator, and a thread on the Entertainment backwater that already has about 10 posts in it. So I'd say he's doing something right.


But can that attention translate into something tangible for him or is it just clicks for the web sites?
 
2014-07-17 09:34:17 AM  
in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos
 
2014-07-17 10:22:02 AM  

JerseyTim: What next level?


Gay bukkake pr0n.  It'd be like bingo.
 
2014-07-17 10:31:36 AM  
Should have gone with Comic Sans
 
2014-07-17 10:34:47 AM  
So now he's a mameluke for the Bey of Cairo?
 
2014-07-17 10:35:26 AM  
Was the dumbass tag busy?
 
2014-07-17 10:35:31 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

First thing I thought of.

/not their best album, but it has its moments
 
2014-07-17 10:38:11 AM  
I'm detecting massive douche transmissions on all frequencies Captain
 
2014-07-17 10:39:07 AM  
shouldn't he be referred to as a 'former' male model?  I don't see him doing any work now or in the future. (unless you count before and after pic for a tattoo removal shop)
 
2014-07-17 10:39:35 AM  
I would only think it would be the next level of Experimental Skin Transplantation Treatments
 
2014-07-17 10:39:39 AM  
Wasn't there some really pretty Russian girl who did the same thing?
 
2014-07-17 10:39:55 AM  
That LICK GUILTY SCREAM really makes your eyes pop.
 
2014-07-17 10:39:55 AM  
i.dlisted.com
 
2014-07-17 10:39:57 AM  
Well, you have to do SOMETHING if you can't turn left.
 
2014-07-17 10:40:07 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]

First thing I thought of.

/not their best album, but it has its moments



I'm envisioning this guy coming in for an interview and being told, 'The look is perfect, but those are the wrong words.'
 
2014-07-17 10:40:55 AM  

21-7-b: in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos


Yea, I wondered the same thing. Also thought maybe they put some kind of concealer on, and he's wiping it off, but the cut of the gif just makes it look odd.
 
2014-07-17 10:40:57 AM  

21-7-b: in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos


Pretty sure even in the pictures you can see some that are almost but not quite washed off

/Tupac looks pale
 
2014-07-17 10:41:02 AM  
next level:

27.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-17 10:42:30 AM  
Sucks, because he is actually fairly attractive, and even in a male-modelly way. Oh well.
 
2014-07-17 10:43:31 AM  
He has pretty eyes, but any hope of him being an actual legit model has been ruined. GOOD.
I predict he'll get about a month of aggregrator site fame before becoming a meme for about 5 months and then fading into obscurity.
 
2014-07-17 10:44:49 AM  
yes but why models?
 
2014-07-17 10:45:06 AM  
What a bonehole.
 
2014-07-17 10:45:32 AM  

ConConHead: He has pretty eyes, but any hope of him being an actual legit model has been ruined. GOOD.
I predict he'll get about a month of aggregrator site fame before becoming a meme for about 5 months and then fading into obscurity.


Bad tattoo memes never die

blog.xtremetattoosupplies.com
 
2014-07-17 10:48:15 AM  

onzmadi: yes but why models?


Are... Are you serious? I just explained the whole thing.
 
2014-07-17 10:48:30 AM  
I think it's a bad idea, but my real issue is that it's not even well done. He doesn't look edgy or "next level" - he looks like a particularly hot frat boy who was stupid enough to fall asleep at a party.
 
2014-07-17 10:48:52 AM  
Tom_Slick:  Bad tattoo memes never die

Ah, true.

Mister Guilty Lick is begging for a photoshop contest, isn't he though?
 
2014-07-17 10:49:09 AM  

lindalouwho: What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.



He's a bad boy that a good woman can change!
 
2014-07-17 10:49:35 AM  
I'm not going to be the guy that tells him they have already done this as a one-off with Photoshop.

He's going to shiate an ink brick when he finds out Momento wasn't a documentary.
 
2014-07-17 10:51:19 AM  
Thank the gods this handsome young man has gone and done something colossally stupid to ruin his life. I was in DESPERATE need to feel all superior to somebody and yelling at the Mexican landscapers at my apartment complex just wasn't doing it for me this morning.

I feel much better now.


/Probably fake tattoos.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:57 AM  
There's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously stupid.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:59 AM  
Well, no one ever accused a male model of being overly smart.  Way to destroy your career you big stupid jerk.
 
2014-07-17 10:53:05 AM  

busy chillin': next level:

[27.media.tumblr.com image 390x224]


fist thing I thought of.
I bet the Ninja would get a kick out of this ass.
 
2014-07-17 10:55:41 AM  
May as well have gone with comic sans
 
2014-07-17 10:55:49 AM  
www.kingmoney.net
 
2014-07-17 10:55:57 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Well, no one ever accused a male model of being overly smart.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-17 10:56:54 AM  
He and that mugshot model should get together.
 
2014-07-17 10:57:02 AM  
Male attention whore writes words all over his face and body and pretends they're tattoos to get attention.
 
2014-07-17 10:58:04 AM  
His  next level of modeling is probably posing for mugshots in 5 years.

cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2014-07-17 10:58:07 AM  

brap: I'm not going to be the guy that tells him they have already done this as a one-off with Photoshop.

He's going to shiate an ink brick when he finds out Momento wasn't a documentary.


he should have remembered Sammy Jankis.
 
2014-07-17 10:58:12 AM  

Snarfangel: lindalouwho: What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.


He's a bad boy that a good woman can change!


Change? Just think how bad the removal scarring would be.
*shudder*
 
2014-07-17 10:59:21 AM  
This guy and the prison stud with the neck tats from a couple of weeks ago should get together and start a show called "Stupid shiat People Do".
 
2014-07-17 11:00:24 AM  

JerseyTim: What next level?


Getting to the next level isn't always as great as you think. Just ask Dante.
 
2014-07-17 11:00:38 AM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-07-17 11:06:08 AM  

JerseyTim: What next level?


Level zero. By the way congratulations, there is now a level zero.
 
2014-07-17 11:10:49 AM  
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
Source: Cracked
 
2014-07-17 11:10:51 AM  

LaBlueSkuld: Wasn't there some really pretty Russian girl who did the same thing?


Yeah.  She let some guy tattoo his name on her face in gigantic Olde English letters on their first date.

www.tattoostime.com
 
2014-07-17 11:16:27 AM  
Yes, these are real tattoos on his face (and everywhere else) and not just words written on with a marker pen. Here he is proving it:

Actually, that seems more like evidence that they ARE just marker, since they mostly wipe off. Have these morons never marked themselves with a Sharpie? It doesn't wipe off immediately, there is a shadow left behind for awhile. Just like in that stupid GIF.
 
2014-07-17 11:16:52 AM  
The problem with ones fifteen minutes of fame is that humans tend to live over seven decades.   And I doubt it'll take half that long before he realizes how absurd he looks.
 
2014-07-17 11:17:44 AM  

ConConHead: He has pretty eyes, but any hope of him being an actual legit model has been ruined. GOOD.
I predict he'll get about a month of aggregrator site fame before becoming a meme for about 5 months and then fading into obscurity.


Everywhere except in his own favorite haunts. Could get irritating after a while.  ... "Order up for Word Face! Next!"
 
2014-07-17 11:21:16 AM  
I'd still hit it so hard, the letter of his tattoos would rearrange to say "buttknuckle hit this".
 
2014-07-17 11:21:44 AM  

Mikey1969: Yes, these are real tattoos on his face (and everywhere else) and not just words written on with a marker pen. Here he is proving it:

Actually, that seems more like evidence that they ARE just marker, since they mostly wipe off. Have these morons never marked themselves with a Sharpie? It doesn't wipe off immediately, there is a shadow left behind for awhile. Just like in that stupid GIF.


The gif is really poorly done, but I think it's supposed to show him starting with his tattoos covered in concealer, then he wipes it off to reveal the tattoos.  Kind of like Jack Nicholson's Joker painting fleshtone over his "real" bleached Joker face.
 
2014-07-17 11:21:59 AM  

Sgt Otter: LaBlueSkuld: Wasn't there some really pretty Russian girl who did the same thing?

Yeah.  She let some guy tattoo his name on her face in gigantic Olde English letters on their first date.

[www.tattoostime.com image 600x330]


What a waste.  I could have given her a much better home, without all the face-needles, and whatever I put on her face would just wipe right off.
 
2014-07-17 11:24:46 AM  
Obviously, that dude just lost his damn mind... that's what all that business on his face tells me... it begs for disrespect and judgement. The flash in the media at this moment is about his the extent of his 15 minutes.

Why not just pretend he's the next hottest thing and see how many retards will follow in his footsteps.
troll lol lol
 
2014-07-17 11:26:22 AM  

Diogenes: See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.


Also, the internet isn't really helping. Warhol's "15 minutes" has become a monster.
 
2014-07-17 11:28:25 AM  
Well, that was a pretty great looking mugshot, I have to say.
 
2014-07-17 11:31:12 AM  

Sgt Otter: LaBlueSkuld: Wasn't there some really pretty Russian girl who did the same thing?

Yeah.  She let some guy tattoo his name on her face in gigantic Olde English letters on their first date.

[www.tattoostime.com image 600x330]


No, no. You're exaggerating. They knew each other for like, 48 hours.

t0.gstatic.com/no longer hot
 
2014-07-17 11:32:55 AM  

special20: Obviously, that dude just lost his damn mind...

It takes two. The tattoo "artist" needs a little more decoration, too, for going along with the exploitation.
 
2014-07-17 11:34:04 AM  
img.fark.net

He must be a real big Radiohead fan...
 
2014-07-17 11:34:41 AM  

Sgt Otter: Mikey1969: Yes, these are real tattoos on his face (and everywhere else) and not just words written on with a marker pen. Here he is proving it:

Actually, that seems more like evidence that they ARE just marker, since they mostly wipe off. Have these morons never marked themselves with a Sharpie? It doesn't wipe off immediately, there is a shadow left behind for awhile. Just like in that stupid GIF.

The gif is really poorly done, but I think it's supposed to show him starting with his tattoos covered in concealer, then he wipes it off to reveal the tattoos.  Kind of like Jack Nicholson's Joker painting fleshtone over his "real" bleached Joker face.


That at least makes the article make some sense... Yeah, I can see that. What's deal with making everything into a GIF nowadays, anyway? They used to be relatively infrequent, but now a sandwich isn't a sandwich without the great taste of Miracle Whip news story isn't a news story without some kind of farking GIF in the middle of it.
 
2014-07-17 11:36:33 AM  

airsupport: I could have given her a much better home


Dude, she's not a stray cat.
 
2014-07-17 11:39:53 AM  
Got to call BS.  Even if it is real, not only is he a moron for getting the tattoos on his in the first place, he's a moron for hiring a crappy tattoo artist.

/Get a brain moreon.
 
2014-07-17 11:45:51 AM  
I could see this having a sliver of merit if it was done artfully with differing fonts, drop shadows, embossing. You know, variety and skill. Instead it just looks like sharpie.
I wasn't looking too hard, are any of the random words Penis?
 
2014-07-17 11:50:08 AM  
Hope he doesn't spend all his money on hookers and blow because that's a whole lot of tattoo removal he's going to need in the future.
 
2014-07-17 11:50:15 AM  
blog.lib.umn.edu
 
2014-07-17 11:52:15 AM  
totallycoolpix.com

s1.ibtimes.com

www.ripleys.com

img.izismile.com
 
2014-07-17 11:56:46 AM  

trappedspirit: airsupport: I could have given her a much better home

Dude, she's not a stray cat.


Similar impulse control.
 
2014-07-17 12:10:34 PM  
I think in this case, 15 minutes of fame is way too much.

Three minutes ought to do it.
 
2014-07-17 12:13:09 PM  
what a farking idiot
 
2014-07-17 12:15:54 PM  
Looks like felt tip marker or photoshop to me.
 
2014-07-17 12:16:15 PM  
At least this guy did make a job of it. A sideshow job.

www.nairaland.com

and at least one tv appearance

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-17 12:18:17 PM  

busy chillin': next level:

[27.media.tumblr.com image 390x224]


I fink u freeky

/Yolandi slashie
//Ninja slashies
 
2014-07-17 12:26:44 PM  
Where is Mr. Cool Ice today?  We need to know.
 
2014-07-17 12:29:58 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [totallycoolpix.com image 850x1256]

[s1.ibtimes.com image 770x514]

[www.ripleys.com image 640x832]

[img.izismile.com image 517x785]


damn, dude, I'm eating my lunch here.
 
2014-07-17 12:31:27 PM  
Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"

Are there levels of modeling below unemployable?
 
2014-07-17 12:32:59 PM  

Miracle Whip: busy chillin': next level:

[27.media.tumblr.com image 390x224]

I fink u freeky

/Yolandi slashie
//Ninja slashies


Love their first CD (Die Antward). I'll have to dig it out later, not sure if I brought it with me when I moved.
 
2014-07-17 12:38:20 PM  
img2.timeinc.net
 
2014-07-17 12:42:10 PM  
Well if he has something tattooed on the back of his head, at least I'd have something to read while we have sex.
 
2014-07-17 12:52:31 PM  

Lokkii: His  next level of modeling is probably posing for mugshots in 5 years.

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 500x429]


That's merely the externalization of a profound mental illness.
 
2014-07-17 12:56:17 PM  
What he needs is a brain transplant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0dVYbzTY_I
 
2014-07-17 01:02:35 PM  

elev8meL8r: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/And also a little nauseated
//Because of those picks that kling_klang_bed posted.
 
2014-07-17 01:16:49 PM  
This episode makes me think more poorly of tattoo artists than it does those who seek their services.

I mean, are they so desperate for business that they'd actually put a bunch of words (or anything) on a guy's handsome face?

If I ran such a business I'd have a policy: We Don't Tattoo Faces.
 
2014-07-17 01:17:34 PM  
Mikey1969:

That at least makes the article make some sense... Yeah, I can see that. What's deal with making everything into a GIF nowadays, anyway? They used to be relatively infrequent, but now a sandwich isn't a sandwich without the great taste of Miracle Whip news story isn't a news story without some kind of farking GIF in the middle of it.

Totally makes it a sandwich then!

/Now with bacon
 
2014-07-17 01:22:57 PM  
And while I am here: did anyone else see the link for the..um..'lady bits' shaped cupcakes??

As a lady bit owner, I have to say that they all look like difficult, painful, destroyed Michelle Duggar "After" pics.

/Got my own vajayjay trifecta in play-yesterday, saw Anderson Cooper try to explain how he is not an expert on giners, then the cupcakes showed up....I am intrigued to see how the rest of my day goes now.
 
2014-07-17 01:24:59 PM  

Cybernetic: elev8meL8r: [img2.timeinc.net image 400x400]

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/And also a little nauseated
//Because of those picks that kling_klang_bed posted.


Sweet dreams!
 
2014-07-17 01:28:06 PM  
Came for Mr. Cool Ice; leaving satisfied.
 
2014-07-17 01:50:23 PM  

Miracle Whip: Mikey1969:

That at least makes the article make some sense... Yeah, I can see that. What's deal with making everything into a GIF nowadays, anyway? They used to be relatively infrequent, but now a sandwich isn't a sandwich without the great taste of Miracle Whip news story isn't a news story without some kind of farking GIF in the middle of it.

Totally makes it a sandwich then!

/Now with bacon


I had to go back and check that through some weird twist in the force, I hadn't actually posted that to you without noticing your screen name... That would have been farking hilarious!
 
2014-07-17 01:51:00 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [totallycoolpix.com image 850x1256]

[s1.ibtimes.com image 770x514]

[www.ripleys.com image 640x832]

[img.izismile.com image 517x785]


She has a gunt.  Gross.
 
2014-07-17 01:52:04 PM  

Lokkii: His  next level of modeling is probably posing for mugshots in 5 years.

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 500x429]


While a lot of these tattooed people are actually rather normal and nice(At least normal in the way that they follow the basic rules of society), that dude is VERY bad news, he's a whacked out motherfarking sack of poo.
 
2014-07-17 01:57:21 PM  

airsupport: She has a gunt.


pack it up, boys.  show's over.
 
2014-07-17 02:02:42 PM  

Lokkii: His  next level of modeling is probably posing for mugshots in 5 years.


[cdn2.holytaco.com image 500x429]



cdn.popdust.com
 
2014-07-17 02:13:54 PM  
As models go, he's not that hot. Even by normal standards I'd give him a 6, maybe 7.
 
2014-07-17 02:17:00 PM  
Remember these guys, from the Fark of yore?

assets.tattoofailure.com
 
2014-07-17 02:56:04 PM  
i.huffpost.com

Zombie Boy seems to be doing alright. I saw him in a few movies and tv stuff, But then again, his tats are a bit more artistic merit.
This is him with tats and him with concealer make-up.
 
2014-07-17 03:35:29 PM  
Tattoos on his skull?I call shenanigans, I saw nothing in the article about the tattooist slicing the skin off his head first then replacing it afterwards.

////eeeewwww
 
2014-07-17 03:52:55 PM  
Poor impulse control?
 
2014-07-17 04:30:05 PM  
I think this guy is smart. Now, if some modelling agency wants to photograph someone that has those exact words written all over his face, they don't have to go through the trouble of writing them on with an eyebrow pencil.
 
2014-07-17 04:54:06 PM  
This is why we should teach people that repression is always a bad thing.
 
2014-07-17 05:09:09 PM  
Zombie Man at least approached his body as a canvas and regards what he does as art and allowed the work to come to him. I get a kick anytime I see him doing some legit commercial work whether it's in a movie, or ads or music videos.

This guy... just... no.
 
2014-07-17 06:30:51 PM  
Next level: freak gasoline fight accident.
 
2014-07-17 06:55:02 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Tattoos on his skull?I call shenanigans, I saw nothing in the article about the tattooist slicing the skin off his head first then replacing it afterwards.

////eeeewwww


Carl: All right, smart guy. You got Tera Patrick over there? What's tattooed on her a ..well ya know, in her uterus?
Meatwad: Hey, what's tattooed on your uterus?
Tera: A unicorn making love to a Keebler elf.
 
2014-07-17 07:00:37 PM  

WeenerGord: At least this guy did make a job of it. A sideshow job.

[www.nairaland.com image 540x385]

and at least one tv appearance

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 639x480]


The Enigma is a really cool dude. I met him at a tattoo convention and talked for a few minutes. Very kind and soft-spoken.

/csb
 
2014-07-17 07:18:11 PM  

Preebs: WeenerGord: At least this guy did make a job of it. A sideshow job.

[www.nairaland.com image 540x385]

and at least one tv appearance

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 639x480]

The Enigma is a really cool dude. I met him at a tattoo convention and talked for a few minutes. Very kind and soft-spoken.

/csb



Unless that was some other jigsaw puzzle tattooed naked guy that you saw.

/ Must be something I ate
 
2014-07-17 07:50:28 PM  

Hey, does that mean that my refrigerator could be the next big model?

 
2014-07-17 08:22:25 PM  

CruJones: 21-7-b: in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos

Pretty sure even in the pictures you can see some that are almost but not quite washed off

/Tupac looks pale


They're supposedly covered with makeup and he's wiping off the makeup. So some could look a little more obscured from smeared concealer.

Of course he could have just filmed himself wiping off the tattoos and played it in reverse.


If anyone else has questionable judgment like this dude, here: this shiat could probably hide a bullet wound. And it's way cheaper than laser removal.
 
2014-07-17 08:23:36 PM  

Prophet of Loss: [cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com image 610x629]
Source: Cracked


So, I've considered getting a tramp stamp of that dog wearing a Santa hat in the "NOPE" gif. Thoughts?
 
2014-07-17 10:22:29 PM  
Nice font work. Did he do them himself?
 
2014-07-18 03:05:58 AM  
I'll bet it is a sharpie.
 
2014-07-18 09:28:34 AM  

BitwiseShift: special20: Obviously, that dude just lost his damn mind...
It takes two. The tattoo "artist" needs a little more decoration, too, for going along with the exploitation.


Nah, there is the idea that if he didn't tattoo the guy, somebody else would... and why pass up a chance to make money while defacing a pretty face?

Oh look! Everyone's jumping off that cliff! See ya!
 
2014-07-18 09:35:26 AM  

FormlessOne: Hey, does that mean that my refrigerator could be the next big model?


Sure, in the Plus Size department.
 
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