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(Metro)   Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 119
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2014-07-17 08:49:27 AM  
See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.
 
2014-07-17 08:55:56 AM  
He is correct.
 
2014-07-17 08:56:31 AM  
www.trbimg.com

"Keep telling yourself that, man."
 
2014-07-17 09:01:02 AM  

Barfmaker: He is correct.


It's given me a fantastic idea for a line of men's clothing called, "Don't Be That Guy."  He can be my top model.

/what a waste of a nice face
 
2014-07-17 09:02:28 AM  

Diogenes: See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.


Tattoos, on the other hand, are usually not.
 
2014-07-17 09:04:16 AM  

nekom: Diogenes: See...the problem here is that gimmicks are usually short-lived.

Tattoos, on the other hand, are usually not.


Precisely my point.
 
2014-07-17 09:18:00 AM  
What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.
 
2014-07-17 09:18:45 AM  
What next level?
 
2014-07-17 09:24:01 AM  

JerseyTim: What next level?


Unemployment.
 
2014-07-17 09:27:49 AM  
Well, he got a Metro article out of it that includes his head shots, and a free link to at least one aggregator, and a thread on the Entertainment backwater that already has about 10 posts in it. So I'd say he's doing something right.
 
2014-07-17 09:33:39 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Well, he got a Metro article out of it that includes his head shots, and a free link to at least one aggregator, and a thread on the Entertainment backwater that already has about 10 posts in it. So I'd say he's doing something right.


But can that attention translate into something tangible for him or is it just clicks for the web sites?
 
2014-07-17 09:34:17 AM  
in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos
 
2014-07-17 10:22:02 AM  

JerseyTim: What next level?


Gay bukkake pr0n.  It'd be like bingo.
 
2014-07-17 10:31:36 AM  
Should have gone with Comic Sans
 
2014-07-17 10:34:47 AM  
So now he's a mameluke for the Bey of Cairo?
 
2014-07-17 10:35:26 AM  
Was the dumbass tag busy?
 
2014-07-17 10:35:31 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

First thing I thought of.

/not their best album, but it has its moments
 
2014-07-17 10:38:11 AM  
I'm detecting massive douche transmissions on all frequencies Captain
 
2014-07-17 10:39:07 AM  
shouldn't he be referred to as a 'former' male model?  I don't see him doing any work now or in the future. (unless you count before and after pic for a tattoo removal shop)
 
2014-07-17 10:39:35 AM  
I would only think it would be the next level of Experimental Skin Transplantation Treatments
 
2014-07-17 10:39:39 AM  
Wasn't there some really pretty Russian girl who did the same thing?
 
2014-07-17 10:39:55 AM  
That LICK GUILTY SCREAM really makes your eyes pop.
 
2014-07-17 10:39:55 AM  
i.dlisted.com
 
2014-07-17 10:39:57 AM  
Well, you have to do SOMETHING if you can't turn left.
 
2014-07-17 10:40:07 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]

First thing I thought of.

/not their best album, but it has its moments



I'm envisioning this guy coming in for an interview and being told, 'The look is perfect, but those are the wrong words.'
 
2014-07-17 10:40:55 AM  

21-7-b: in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos


Yea, I wondered the same thing. Also thought maybe they put some kind of concealer on, and he's wiping it off, but the cut of the gif just makes it look odd.
 
2014-07-17 10:40:57 AM  

21-7-b: in the video of him wiping them with a cloth to prove they aren't fake some of them seem to be a lot less visible after being wiped. they must be wipeable real tattoos


Pretty sure even in the pictures you can see some that are almost but not quite washed off

/Tupac looks pale
 
2014-07-17 10:41:02 AM  
next level:

27.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-17 10:42:30 AM  
Sucks, because he is actually fairly attractive, and even in a male-modelly way. Oh well.
 
2014-07-17 10:43:31 AM  
He has pretty eyes, but any hope of him being an actual legit model has been ruined. GOOD.
I predict he'll get about a month of aggregrator site fame before becoming a meme for about 5 months and then fading into obscurity.
 
2014-07-17 10:44:49 AM  
yes but why models?
 
2014-07-17 10:45:06 AM  
What a bonehole.
 
2014-07-17 10:45:32 AM  

ConConHead: He has pretty eyes, but any hope of him being an actual legit model has been ruined. GOOD.
I predict he'll get about a month of aggregrator site fame before becoming a meme for about 5 months and then fading into obscurity.


Bad tattoo memes never die

blog.xtremetattoosupplies.com
 
2014-07-17 10:48:15 AM  

onzmadi: yes but why models?


Are... Are you serious? I just explained the whole thing.
 
2014-07-17 10:48:30 AM  
I think it's a bad idea, but my real issue is that it's not even well done. He doesn't look edgy or "next level" - he looks like a particularly hot frat boy who was stupid enough to fall asleep at a party.
 
2014-07-17 10:48:52 AM  
Tom_Slick:  Bad tattoo memes never die

Ah, true.

Mister Guilty Lick is begging for a photoshop contest, isn't he though?
 
2014-07-17 10:49:09 AM  

lindalouwho: What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.



He's a bad boy that a good woman can change!
 
2014-07-17 10:49:35 AM  
I'm not going to be the guy that tells him they have already done this as a one-off with Photoshop.

He's going to shiate an ink brick when he finds out Momento wasn't a documentary.
 
2014-07-17 10:51:19 AM  
Thank the gods this handsome young man has gone and done something colossally stupid to ruin his life. I was in DESPERATE need to feel all superior to somebody and yelling at the Mexican landscapers at my apartment complex just wasn't doing it for me this morning.

I feel much better now.


/Probably fake tattoos.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:57 AM  
There's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously stupid.
 
2014-07-17 10:52:59 AM  
Well, no one ever accused a male model of being overly smart.  Way to destroy your career you big stupid jerk.
 
2014-07-17 10:53:05 AM  

busy chillin': next level:

[27.media.tumblr.com image 390x224]


fist thing I thought of.
I bet the Ninja would get a kick out of this ass.
 
2014-07-17 10:55:41 AM  
May as well have gone with comic sans
 
2014-07-17 10:55:49 AM  
www.kingmoney.net
 
2014-07-17 10:55:57 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Well, no one ever accused a male model of being overly smart.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-17 10:56:54 AM  
He and that mugshot model should get together.
 
2014-07-17 10:57:02 AM  
Male attention whore writes words all over his face and body and pretends they're tattoos to get attention.
 
2014-07-17 10:58:04 AM  
His  next level of modeling is probably posing for mugshots in 5 years.

cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2014-07-17 10:58:07 AM  

brap: I'm not going to be the guy that tells him they have already done this as a one-off with Photoshop.

He's going to shiate an ink brick when he finds out Momento wasn't a documentary.


he should have remembered Sammy Jankis.
 
2014-07-17 10:58:12 AM  

Snarfangel: lindalouwho: What??!!
No. Nononononono. It looks horrid and he's just crazy.


He's a bad boy that a good woman can change!


Change? Just think how bad the removal scarring would be.
*shudder*
 
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