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(Daily Mail)   In this month's issue of Al-Q: How to blow up the US Open. Also, 10 ways to please your 72 Virgins and the latest hijab fashions   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-07-17 09:25:00 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Whatever you do, Al-Qaida, PLEASE don't target K Street. Americans would be DEVASTATED!
 
2014-07-17 10:20:30 PM
worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com
 
2014-07-17 10:21:38 PM
Maybe people will watch tennis now.
 
2014-07-17 10:21:39 PM
viralsurvival.com
 
2014-07-17 10:23:36 PM
Must be fake,  they wouldn't care about pleasing their virgins.

They're there to please you,  not the other way around.


/unless you're into that
 
2014-07-17 10:25:00 PM
please your virgins? women are objects to be owned, there is no reason to please them.
 
2014-07-17 10:32:58 PM
Ok, so where are the latest fashions? I get a kick out of watching women, in 95 degree heat, humidity to match, covered head to toe in  big ol' black bed sheets. Cause, nothing means an advanced religious perspective when your out fit is a human sized tea cozy! Ooohh.... but the men folk are walking around in regular street clothing. That does not make sense. Should'nt the guys have their own super duper religious tea cozy style too?
 
2014-07-17 10:33:52 PM
Finally a suitable target
 
2014-07-17 10:40:43 PM
You've heard of flash mobs?
These are flash jihads.

You can get your fatwa declared at ImanFatwa.com
goto drop down for type
 
2014-07-17 10:53:18 PM
Well, to be honest, 10 ways to spice up your spittle-flecked rant on YouTube was a big hit. 10s of viewers. Okay, from the NSA, but hey...
 
2014-07-17 11:01:10 PM
Most tennis stadiums are nowhere near as big as they look on TV. Al-Qaeda is probably not doing their homework (big surprise).
 
2014-07-17 11:07:13 PM
Bukhari Volume 2, Book 23, Number 445: Narrated Jundab the Prophet said, "A man was inflicted with wounds and he committed suicide, and so Allah said: My slave has caused death on himself hurriedly, so I forbid Paradise for him."
goat farker isn't getting 72 virgins; you can yell "allah snackbar" all you want; you don't get into heaven according to your own damn religion.

Lack of education; no moral structure or compass as well; let alone a 9 to 5 job where he can wake up and support his family. You can bet your ass goat farker is ready to blow up whoever feeds him the most bulllshiat.
 
2014-07-17 11:10:24 PM
Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are in heaven waiting for you.
 
2014-07-17 11:20:04 PM

tinyarena: You can get your fatwa declared at ImanFatwa.com
goto drop down for type


lmao
well played sir
 
2014-07-17 11:36:57 PM
The upcoming U.S. Open tennis tournament at Flushing Meadows in Queens, New York, has being named as a potential target by an Al Qaeda group.


At least they arent going to hurt anybody.
 
2014-07-18 12:11:16 AM

gactech: Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are in heaven waiting for you.


www.seabreeze.com.au
 
2014-07-18 12:28:13 AM

tinyarena: You've heard of flash mobs?
These are flash jihads.

You can get your fatwa declared at ImanFatwa.com
goto drop down for type


Taking selfies next to date palm trees will be a thing.
 
2014-07-18 01:03:47 AM

Artist: Ok, so where are the latest fashions? I get a kick out of watching women, in 95 degree heat, humidity to match, covered head to toe in  big ol' black bed sheets. Cause, nothing means an advanced religious perspective when your out fit is a human sized tea cozy! Ooohh.... but the men folk are walking around in regular street clothing. That does not make sense. Should'nt the guys have their own super duper religious tea cozy style too?


You do know that they go commando under those black sheets, right?


/hot
//but it's a dry heat
 
2014-07-18 08:14:31 AM
I hope you can have the virgins one at a time.  One pissed off and unsatisfied woman is bad enough, imagine 72.
 
2014-07-18 09:52:26 AM
I still can't understand why they keep talking about targeting high visibility things like airports, sporting events and government facilities. You want to bring America to its knees? Target shopping malls on Black Friday. Hit several across the country at the same time. News crews are already outside filming about crass consumerism and mob insanity so there would be immediate coverage. The bomber wouldn't even have to kill himself, just plant a bomb in the store, preferably in the toy department, and then leave.

 Boom, thousands killed, countless more injured. Footage plays across every major city while everyone worries if there is more to come. People refuse to go shopping out of fear and the major shopping season grinds to a halt, crippling businesses that count on holiday shoppers to restore their ledgers. Economy tanks further, stock market crashes, businesses go belly up, layoffs accelerate, chaos reigns.

At this point citizens will stampede against the government, insisting that civil rights be revoked for "those people" and that they be rounded up as potential enemy combatants. Neighbor will turn on neighbor, hate crimes will escalate.

That is how you bring terror into the heart of America.
 
2014-07-18 10:23:49 AM
THIS IS AN OUTING!
 
2014-07-18 10:42:29 AM

airsupport: THIS IS AN OUTING!


Are you saying Al-Q is gay? NTTAWWT.
 
2014-07-18 12:56:05 PM
Well thats one way to make tennis exciting.
 
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