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(Uproxx)   With all of the state's other problems solved, Oregon police officers are compiling a massive list of people who should eat a bowl of dicks   (uproxx.com) divider line 76
    More: Weird, University of Oregon, Le Roy, wrongful termination  
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2014-07-17 11:24:16 AM
What's really funny is that the list actually doesn't fail. Most of the entrants truly should EABOD.
 
2014-07-17 11:44:35 AM
The 1990 NBA Finals? How could anyone hate this participant?

farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2014-07-17 11:44:49 AM
That's one quality list, Lou.

/poor Brandon League
 
2014-07-17 12:28:33 PM
News Flash: Cops have a lot of down time.
 
2014-07-17 03:46:30 PM
I thought Oregon cops spent their time smoking pot & eating donuts and tazing people. What happened?
 
2014-07-17 03:47:13 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I thought Oregon cops spent their time smoking pot & eating donuts and tazing people. What happened?


They added shooting dogs as a sport.
 
2014-07-17 03:47:23 PM
Oregon mental health system... I really want to know the story behind that one.
 
2014-07-17 03:47:41 PM
List is pretty good. Agree with about 2/3.
 
2014-07-17 03:49:27 PM
Why Michael Jordan?  I don't follow NBA no more but he's the greatest, forever.
 
2014-07-17 03:49:36 PM
Great list. I agree with everything except bi mart.
 
2014-07-17 03:50:31 PM

Carn: Why Michael Jordan?  I don't follow NBA no more but he's the greatest, forever.


He's a self centered Dick bag that treats fans like shiat
 
2014-07-17 03:50:33 PM
the list was kept on the personal cell phone of LeRoy

Leroy Jenkins?
 
2014-07-17 03:50:42 PM
According the the author 'dick' is a vulgur term for the male genetalia. Well you learn something new every day don't you.
 
2014-07-17 03:51:03 PM

Carn: Why Michael Jordan?  I don't follow NBA no more but he's the greatest, forever.


Dude - Oregon, Portland, Sam Bowie etc. etc.
 
2014-07-17 03:51:06 PM

BKITU: What's really funny is that the list actually doesn't fail. Most of the entrants truly should EABOD.


^^^
 
2014-07-17 03:51:31 PM
They're not wrong
 
2014-07-17 03:51:42 PM
I wonder if they guy who's suing them is now on that list?
 
2014-07-17 03:53:49 PM
Andy Dick probably already has eaten several bowls of dicks.
 
2014-07-17 03:54:28 PM
How dare they attempt to relieve the tedium of work with levity! We must sue!
 
2014-07-17 03:55:18 PM
And Windows Vista WAS a bowl of dicks
 
2014-07-17 03:55:46 PM
Being from Oregon I find most of the local things pretty funny, especially the hatin on UofO.

Duck hater.
 
2014-07-17 03:58:10 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 03:58:17 PM
Fake blonds made the list twice.
 
2014-07-17 04:00:03 PM

farkin_Gary: Fake blonds made the list twice.


So did Rosie O'Donnell
 
2014-07-17 04:01:31 PM

WeenerGord: farkin_Gary: Fake blonds made the list twice.

So did Rosie O'Donnell


I guess there is some good sense left in this world.
 
2014-07-17 04:03:41 PM
so who took the dicks out of the bag and put 'em in a bowl?
 
2014-07-17 04:04:46 PM
villagersvox.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-17 04:05:35 PM

WeenerGord: Andy Dick probably already has eaten several bowls of dicks.


I was thinking the same when I saw Brokeback Mountain
 
2014-07-17 04:06:29 PM

BKITU: What's really funny is that the list actually doesn't fail. Most of the entrants truly should EABOD.


Agreed.  There's some I'd take off, but not many.  And they didn't miss too many either.
 
2014-07-17 04:07:05 PM
wantingout: "so who took the dicks out of the bag and put 'em in a bowl?"

You looking for some career advice?
How bad is *your* job?
 
2014-07-17 04:07:27 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 04:07:29 PM
I agree with almost everything on their list. The notable exception being Bruce Springsteen.  He seems pretty cool and unlike most aging pop/rock stars his old age album isn't bad.
 
2014-07-17 04:07:39 PM
Mick Jagger's arm fat would like to have a word with these guys:

skeletonsandmore.com
 
2014-07-17 04:11:19 PM
Wow, great list for the most part.

I totally  understand "people who can't merge" after living in PDX.

The "View" is a no brainer.
 
2014-07-17 04:11:41 PM

hotter than the ads: How dare they attempt to relieve the tedium of work with levity! We must sue!


Yeah I think in the grand schem of things this is rather petty. Now if they were forcing people to eat bowls of dicks then that would be another story
 
2014-07-17 04:11:47 PM
With the exceptions of Willie Nelson and mayonnaise, I'd say that they did a pretty good job.
 
2014-07-17 04:16:50 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: The 1990 NBA Finals? How could anyone hate this participant?

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dirty, filthy play was just the 1st quarter for him.  By the end of a game, you could legally file assault charges against him.


/back when the NBA was fun to watch
 
2014-07-17 04:22:04 PM

groppet: hotter than the ads: How dare they attempt to relieve the tedium of work with levity! We must sue!

Yeah I think in the grand schem of things this is rather petty. Now if they were forcing people to eat bowls of dicks then that would be another story


They aren't being sued over this, they are being sued for wrongful dismissal. I think it was just some details about the work environment.  For all we know the guy being fired was fired for farking around and is trying to pull a George Costanza. You know the old, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because I have got to tell you that if I had known that that sort of thing was frowned upon here..."

A wrongful termination lawsuit filed against the University of Oregon by a fired public safety officer contains some hilarious details about the man's former work environment. Namely, a fantastic list his fellow officers compiled of people that should "eat a bowl of dicks."
 
2014-07-17 04:22:09 PM
Magnum condoms, Brokeback Mountain, and the guy that invented turtleneck sweaters.

Those three items right there tell me a whole lot about cops in general.
 
2014-07-17 04:25:44 PM

special20: Magnum condoms, Brokeback Mountain, and the guy that invented turtleneck sweaters.

Those three items right there tell me a whole lot about cops in general.


Mostly that they are white, homophobic, and their necks don't get cold...?
 
2014-07-17 04:27:08 PM
Nikki Minaj was on there twice.  Because she deserves it.
 
2014-07-17 04:28:42 PM

Egoy3k: special20: Magnum condoms, Brokeback Mountain, and the guy that invented turtleneck sweaters.

Those three items right there tell me a whole lot about cops in general.

Mostly that they are white, homophobic, and their necks don't get cold...?


repressed... latent... and entirely too opinionated about fashion?
 
2014-07-17 04:29:23 PM
That's a lot of dicks being eaten. Where will they get them all?
 
2014-07-17 04:30:57 PM
Dick-in Donuts?
 
2014-07-17 04:32:29 PM

special20: Egoy3k: special20: Magnum condoms, Brokeback Mountain, and the guy that invented turtleneck sweaters.

Those three items right there tell me a whole lot about cops in general.

Mostly that they are white, homophobic, and their necks don't get cold...?

repressed... latent... and entirely too opinionated about fashion?


Oh shiat my list was supposed to all 'jokes', or what qualifies for a joke from my terrible sense of humor anyway.  Homophobic was supposed to be cowboyphobic but when I looked up the correct for I forgot to put it in before posting...

pistolpetaphobia
 
2014-07-17 04:33:13 PM

SpdrJay: DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I thought Oregon cops spent their time smoking pot & eating donuts and tazing people. What happened?

They added shooting dogs as a sport.


Very nice!
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-17 04:34:12 PM
couldn't be more proud of living in eugene right now.
 
2014-07-17 04:42:34 PM

namegoeshere: Oregon mental health system... I really want to know the story behind that one.


Probably a catch-all item for all the crazy people they get called on to deal with.
 
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2014-07-17 04:46:58 PM
Dick Cheney
Mike Tyson
David Schwimmer


Anybody else got "we didn't start the fire"'s tune in your head reading that list?
 
2014-07-17 04:50:58 PM
Ya know, some people might enjoy a bag of dicks.

/jus sayin
 
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