rosekolodny: WeenerGord: maram500: And I have a very simple theory as to how the kids are never seen running around when they aren't supposed to or mouthing off or doing anything that isn't Stepford-like perfect: drugs.Don't assume everyone is like youI want so badly for you to be the House of Gord guy.But.. for the record, I am pretty sure one can achieve that level of obedience using simple brainwashing and the threat of eternal damnation/separation from those you love. At least until they're old enough to start banging the whole rugby team. And whichever kid turns out gay is going to need a lot of therapy.
siberslava: Hmmm. A Turkish scientist citing this condition in a Kurdish family as evidence that we can devolve. Nothing politically or racially motivated about that conclusion whatsoever.
rosekolodny: And whichever kid turns out gay is going to need a lot of therapy.
fusillade762: "What is the year?" Tan said he asked one of the siblings."Eighty," one said. "Ninety," another replied. "Animals," said another. "July," explained the fourth. "House," the last said.No one answered "Potato"?
Fart_Machine: unlikely: Breakin' the lawThey were sent to the house of pain.
Jaden Smith First of His Name: This is making me rethink my entire childhood walking up stairs with my hands because it was easier.
oilyfishhead: Cerebellar Hypoplasia, not to be confused with Cranial Rectumiasis.
Inchoate: Jaden Smith First of His Name: This is making me rethink my entire childhood walking up stairs with my hands because it was easier.I still do thatKitties can have cerebellar hypoplasia, IIRC. It's sometimes cute, in an aww-you-poor-little-guy kind of way.
Make More Hinjews: Definite contender for context HOTY.
WeenerGord: rosekolodny: And whichever kid turns out gay is going to need a lot of therapy.You'd know!
brimed03: I had nearly talked my SO into us adopting a kitten with hypoplasia. Little guy didn't let it stop him from trying to keep up and play with the other kitties in the cage. When she finally caved and we returned, he had already been adopted. Guess I wasn't the only one to see his awesomeness.
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