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(WYMT Hazard)   Things not to do after you get arrested include ordering pizza as a prank to the police station under the name of your arresting officer   (wkyt.com ) divider line
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2014-07-17 11:54:33 AM  
More entries for my "Eat a Bowl Of Dicks" list.
 
2014-07-17 01:06:01 PM  
Additional charges are toppling upon him like Domino's.
 
2014-07-17 01:07:07 PM  
Duh. Order donuts.
 
2014-07-17 01:08:31 PM  
Funny thing is, if he gets a good lawyer he may be able to make something out if his "ten people used my phone in that cell, prove it was me" defense.
 
2014-07-17 01:09:12 PM  
Actually, that's hilarious.
 
2014-07-17 01:11:27 PM  
They delivered it to jail? That's goddamn funny.
 
2014-07-17 01:12:39 PM  
Needs the farking brilliant tag.
 
2014-07-17 01:14:44 PM  
Amateur. The pros call the religious door-to-door types. Multiple groups. At bad hours.
 
2014-07-17 01:15:48 PM  
Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.
 
2014-07-17 01:15:52 PM  
I saw this movie. The Client.
 
2014-07-17 01:16:25 PM  
"Well, I've been thinking Officer Hand, since I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make this OUR TIME?...

...Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little feast on OUR TIME."

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2014-07-17 01:16:35 PM  

stealthd: Actually, that's hilarious.


jehovahs witness protection: Needs the farking brilliant tag.


Those

/Good chance he has (or should have) a Fark handle
 
2014-07-17 01:16:39 PM  
Ok, charging him with four felonies is just ridiculous. He will be probably be acquitted of all but the theft charge, which is a misdemeanor. If the cops can prove he was the one who actually ordered the pizza, that is. The officer who allowed the guy to take his cell phone into an unsupervised cell should have his ass handed to him by his chief. There's a reason why prisoners have to use the special phones that will only make collect calls: its called record-keeping.
 
2014-07-17 01:16:47 PM  
A little later, police say five pizzas from Domino's were delivered to the station under the name of Officer Wilson, who is the same officer that arrested Harp. Police say they linked the call to Harp by tracking his cell phone number. Harp tells us it's all a misunderstanding.

Why the fark don't people seem to understand this?  Normal mobile phone service is NOT anonymous - and the phone companies seem to be more than glad to provide this info to the police.
 
2014-07-17 01:17:12 PM  
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2014-07-17 01:17:37 PM  
Brilliant! He could easily say "yeah i ordered the pizzas and told them to drop them off with the officer. Im in a farking cell, of course they can't give them directly to me. I have the money for the pizzas right farking here in my pocket!"
He could legitimately say that everything was on the up-and-up, but some thickheads couldn't understand what's going on and ruined it.
 
2014-07-17 01:17:57 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "Well, I've been thinking Officer Hand, since I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make this OUR TIME?...

...Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little feast on OUR TIME."

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Damn you
 
2014-07-17 01:20:20 PM  
I'm not a bleeding heart type at all, but this is just another example of some dumb-ass taking up space in a jail that would be much better suited for criminals who commit violent crimes (especially the crap about being charged as a felony).

Yes, he is a dumbass and shouldn't have done it.  Fine the guy and make him pick up trash for a couple weekends.
 
2014-07-17 01:23:33 PM  
Why dontcha call a massage parlor!
 
2014-07-17 01:26:18 PM  
Wait you can use a phone after you have been arrested?!

/Never happened to me
//Thrown in a cell no anything
///Because a Pig is a Pig and that's that
 
2014-07-17 01:27:04 PM  
I have a delivery for Smokey McPot. Anybody seen Smokey McPot?
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2014-07-17 01:27:39 PM  

Isitoveryet: Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.


Obscure?
 
2014-07-17 01:28:57 PM  

Mark Ratner: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "Well, I've been thinking Officer Hand, since I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make this OUR TIME?...

...Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little feast on OUR TIME."

[ahhsome.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

Damn you


But, to be fair...It works better with your Fark handle.
 
2014-07-17 01:35:21 PM  
The obvious mistake he made was ordering pizza. He should have ordered 4 hookers, an ounce of Coke, and have it sent to the Sergent's desk.
 
2014-07-17 01:42:13 PM  
Harp now faces additional charges including theft of identity, theft by deception, and impersonating a police officer.

Wow. Ordering a pizza as a police officer is impersonating a police officer? I know some security guards out in the parking lot who often call themselves 'Officer'. I'm sure more than one of them said "Deliver the pizza to Officer Johnson at Gate 5."

and or

If you order a pizza from Dominoes and Identify yourself as a police officer, do you get more or less spit?
 
2014-07-17 01:50:29 PM  
A couple years ago, a little sawed-off, jacked-up Texas DPS officer pulled me over to ticket me for no seatbelt.  Acted the jackass.  I abided, though, and paid the ticket.

I subscribed him to about a half-dozen gay porn magazines, (in his name, or course), and gave the local DPS station as the mailing address.

This worked real well for a former asshole co-worker of mine.  Never got to see how it was received by his fellow occifers.
 
2014-07-17 02:00:17 PM  
On meth it is?
 
2014-07-17 02:01:14 PM  
Cops should have just paid for it and let the smell waft in to the holding area.
 
2014-07-17 02:10:51 PM  

MooseBayou: A couple years ago, a little sawed-off, jacked-up Texas DPS officer pulled me over to ticket me for no seatbelt.  Acted the jackass.  I abided, though, and paid the ticket.

I subscribed him to about a half-dozen gay porn magazines, (in his name, or course), and gave the local DPS station as the mailing address.

This worked real well for a former asshole co-worker of mine.  Never got to see how it was received by his fellow occifers.


what did your co-worker say to you about doing that to him?
 
2014-07-17 02:14:26 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: If you order a pizza from Dominoes and Identify yourself as a police officer, do you get more or less spit?


Dominoes should have verified the order. Real cops never order pizza for delivery for the reason cited above.
 
2014-07-17 02:15:07 PM  
And that's why Brad Renfro is dead.
 
2014-07-17 02:21:10 PM  
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2014-07-17 02:24:57 PM  
I think what really pissed off the cop was this pizza:

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2014-07-17 02:26:31 PM  

MooseBayou: A couple years ago, a little sawed-off, jacked-up Texas DPS officer pulled me over to ticket me for no seatbelt.  Acted the jackass.  I abided, though, and paid the ticket.

I subscribed him to about a half-dozen gay porn magazines, (in his name, or course), and gave the local DPS station as the mailing address.

This worked real well for a former asshole co-worker of mine.  Never got to see how it was received by his fellow occifers.



Yes truly you are a force of terrible evil to be reckoned with. Could you be any more elementary school?
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2014-07-17 02:41:31 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Ordering a pizza as a police officer is impersonating a police officer?


How on earth would claiming to be a police officer (especially claiming to be a particular police officer) not be impersonating a police officer? Isn't "pretending to be someone else" pretty much the definition of impersonation?
 
2014-07-17 02:57:03 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Harry Freakstorm: Ordering a pizza as a police officer is impersonating a police officer?

How on earth would claiming to be a police officer (especially claiming to be a particular police officer) not be impersonating a police officer? Isn't "pretending to be someone else" pretty much the definition of impersonation?


I just assumed (I know, I know) that 'impersonating a police officer' meant impersonating a police officer doing police officer things.  Like pulling over a hawt chick to get her name, address and pat her down.

I'm guessing that MooseBayou is currentl on the run for impersonating a gay police officer in Texas.
 
2014-07-17 03:09:42 PM  
"This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station..."

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2014-07-17 03:35:55 PM  
OK what moran ordered Anchovies?
 
2014-07-17 03:42:33 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Noticeably F.A.T.: Harry Freakstorm: Ordering a pizza as a police officer is impersonating a police officer?

How on earth would claiming to be a police officer (especially claiming to be a particular police officer) not be impersonating a police officer? Isn't "pretending to be someone else" pretty much the definition of impersonation?

I just assumed (I know, I know) that 'impersonating a police officer' meant impersonating a police officer doing police officer things.  Like pulling over a hawt chick to get her name, address and pat her down.

I'm guessing that MooseBayou is currentl on the run for impersonating a gay police officer in Texas.


He should be okay as long as he did it pro-boner. Oh ... wait ... wrong thread.
 
2014-07-18 02:07:44 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: How on earth would claiming to be a police officer (especially claiming to be a particular police officer) not be impersonating a police officer? Isn't "pretending to be someone else" pretty much the definition of impersonation?


Usually statutes covering impersonating a police officer require that you take, or attempt to take, some official police action. Ordering a pizza is not an official police action.
 
2014-07-18 11:42:23 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Ordering a pizza is not an official police action.


That's good to hear. I'm honestly a little surprised that things aren't (as my dumb ass assumed) to the point where "official police action" is "anything done while on duty" (Ha! I said "duty").
 
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