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(Mirror.co.uk)   Really, you let your husband die with his socks on while having sex with you so you could have a child? At your mother's house while you were there for your grandmother's funeral? Really?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 44
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2014-07-17 09:30:34 AM  
One more for the road?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-17 10:03:06 AM  
Does she start crying uncontrollably every time she gets dressed?  Does she wear sandals all the time to avoid tears? Why didn't the Mirror publish a naked picture?

(Questions that go through my head for no good reason when reading articles linked from Fark)
 
2014-07-17 10:31:39 AM  
Swing and a complete miss on the headline, so naturally it goes green.
 
2014-07-17 11:42:05 AM  
Why the fark would you tell anyone that? Guy ghost is spinning in his grave.
 
2014-07-17 11:42:13 AM  
She knew it was business time. Also there is an obligatory Dante reference that must be addressed.
 
2014-07-17 11:46:51 AM  
Life comes and goes.
 
2014-07-17 11:48:01 AM  
Apparently this guy wasn't good enough in the sack to knock her socks off.
 
2014-07-17 11:49:10 AM  
Is that the trick, just add "grandmother's funeral" to any story?
 
2014-07-17 11:50:49 AM  
She was wearing socks, not him. Does that make it better?
 
2014-07-17 11:52:22 AM  
If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.
 
2014-07-17 11:52:47 AM  
That lady seems to have made a fair pile of money and internet fame making her husband's death all about her - a death that could've been prevented by artificial insemination if either of them had a single drop of sense.

I'm not the only one getting a tremendous self-centered vibe off that article, right?
 
2014-07-17 11:55:52 AM  
I think I saw that movie

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2014-07-17 11:57:14 AM  

Anonymous Bosch: That lady seems to have made a fair pile of money and internet fame making her husband's death all about her - a death that could've been prevented by artificial insemination if either of them had a single drop of sense.

I'm not the only one getting a tremendous self-centered vibe off that article, right?


"artificial insemination??" What the hell fun is THAT?? This man died doing what he loved!

And yes, she is quite a bit self centered.
 
2014-07-17 11:58:07 AM  
Reminds me of an episode of Cheers where Sam says he takes his socks off and folds them before sex because he isn't and animal
 
2014-07-17 11:58:08 AM  

michaelgvh: She was wearing socks, not him. Does that make it better?


Also he died having sex (trying to conceive).  She didn't 'let him die' or stop from getting help so that they (she) could conceive.  Also the socks had nothing to do with it except being his last words.  Taking undergarments off is completely optional during sex imho.
 
2014-07-17 11:59:32 AM  
Thats how I want to die. With my toes curling and screaming. But with sex, not while being electrocuted. Unless I was electrocuted while having sex, maybe.

Anyways, lucky bastard. We should all be so lucky.

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v15
2014-07-17 12:02:59 PM  
Sometimes women wear socks during sex because it helps them have an orgasm easier.
 
2014-07-17 12:02:59 PM  
Does she think we should care as much about her pregnancy as she does? Just because she let some useless tosser blow his beans up her muff. Well done, Merry farking Christmas.
 
2014-07-17 12:05:54 PM  

lindalouwho: One more for the road?


Poor bugger didn't know if he was coming or going.
 
2014-07-17 12:07:04 PM  

v15: Sometimes women wear socks during sex because it helps them have an orgasm easier.


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2014-07-17 12:08:30 PM  
nextweekinsports.com
 
2014-07-17 12:11:26 PM  

v15: Sometimes women wear socks during sex because it helps them have an orgasm easier.


cold feet?
 
2014-07-17 12:13:20 PM  
Poor woman. Why her husband and not Dick Cheney?
 
2014-07-17 12:15:08 PM  

v15: Sometimes women wear socks during sex because it helps them have an orgasm easier.


Or because their feet are cold.
 
2014-07-17 12:22:49 PM  
FTFA: "the Government intelligence analyst suffered a catastrophic arrhythmia..."

CIA?
 
2014-07-17 12:42:08 PM  

orclover: Thats how I want to die. With my toes curling and screaming. But with sex, not while being electrocuted. Unless I was electrocuted while having sex, maybe.

Anyways, lucky bastard. We should all be so lucky.

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I always figured the best way to go would be to be shot to death on your 100th birthday by the young jealous husband of your 25 year old mistress. After finishing the birthday sex of course.

As Richard Pryor once said, no one will cry at your funeral.
 
2014-07-17 12:52:40 PM  
As Richard Pryor once said, no one will cry at your funeral

If I have lived right then nobody will cry at my funeral. If I have lived right, then hundreds of people will be there doing dna test, checking my pulse, stabbing me in the heart over and over. JUST TO BE SURE! A hundred people will personally shove me into the incinerator and light the match, STILL worried that it was all just another hoax to get them to let their guard down. A priest and a rabbi will slowly shake their head and pray for the devil saying "sorry man, he's your problem now, good luck".
 
M-G
2014-07-17 12:52:47 PM  
Subby - she was the one with socks on.

Anonymous Bosch: That lady seems to have made a fair pile of money and internet fame making her husband's death all about her - a death that could've been prevented by artificial insemination if either of them had a single drop of sense.


Presumably his doctors had cleared him for such activity.  Now, if they had said he needed to refrain from sexual activity due to his heart condition, then yes, they probably should have gotten out the turkey baster.
 
2014-07-17 01:01:25 PM  

orclover: As Richard Pryor once said, no one will cry at your funeral

If I have lived right then nobody will cry at my funeral. If I have lived right, then hundreds of people will be there doing dna test, checking my pulse, stabbing me in the heart over and over. JUST TO BE SURE! A hundred people will personally shove me into the incinerator and light the match, STILL worried that it was all just another hoax to get them to let their guard down. A priest and a rabbi will slowly shake their head and pray for the devil saying "sorry man, he's your problem now, good luck".


and that's when you will SNEAK ATTACK!!1!
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2014-07-17 01:09:13 PM  
and that's when you will SNEAK ATTACK!!1!

That will be my second funeral. My third funeral will make history books.
 
v15
2014-07-17 01:13:28 PM  

tlars699: v15: Sometimes women wear socks during sex because it helps them have an orgasm easier.

cold feet?


Something having to do with fuzzy socks help women climax easier. Any women here that can vouch for that cuz I'm at work and don't want to google this at the moment :)
 
2014-07-17 01:18:24 PM  

The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "the Government intelligence analyst suffered a catastrophic arrhythmia..."

CIA?


Also FTFA "GCHQ" so no.
 
2014-07-17 01:33:48 PM  

I think I've seen this movie.

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2014-07-17 01:51:59 PM  

v15: tlars699: v15: Sometimes women wear socks during sex because it helps them have an orgasm easier.

cold feet?

Something having to do with fuzzy socks help women climax easier. Any women here that can vouch for that cuz I'm at work and don't want to google this at the moment :)


Dunno about other ladies, but I hate socks about 95% of the year and can't stand wearing them to bed or for sexins.
 
2014-07-17 01:52:45 PM  

Luven: Why the fark would you tell anyone that? Guy ghost is spinning in his grave.


Maybe he liked her to scratch his back with her callouses.. and the socks interfered with his pleasure.
 
2014-07-17 02:01:03 PM  

wombatsrus: Poor woman. Why her husband and not Dick Cheney?


Why not you or Biden?
 
2014-07-17 02:24:44 PM  
Headline reminded me of a John Irving novel.

Anyone else think that the cover shot of her book should have been a pair of lonely socks instead of a cup'a?
 
2014-07-17 03:06:55 PM  
So, she was wearing the socks, were they black and thigh length?
Just for investigative purposes.
 
2014-07-17 03:40:37 PM  
The fox in the socks was getting off his rocks, but went plox due to SA blocks.
 
2014-07-17 03:58:45 PM  
Well, did he... ?
 
2014-07-17 05:11:53 PM  
Since when did a 36 year old woman become considered a "young" mother?????
 
2014-07-17 07:28:03 PM  
As someone with a couple types of arrhythmia, I am not getting a kick...
 
2014-07-17 08:28:57 PM  
is this where I start posting naked women with only their socks on?

'cause I kind of like that
 
2014-07-18 01:07:52 AM  

M-G: Subby - she was the one with socks on.

Anonymous Bosch: That lady seems to have made a fair pile of money and internet fame making her husband's death all about her - a death that could've been prevented by artificial insemination if either of them had a single drop of sense.

Presumably his doctors had cleared him for such activity.  Now, if they had said he needed to refrain from sexual activity due to his heart condition, then yes, they probably should have gotten out the turkey baster.


Let's say your doctor told you tomorrow that you had to give up sex for the rest of your life. Are you really going to pay any more attention than when he tells you to cut down on the drinking? Fark that, life's almost over anyway; pick the right time and go with gusto.
 
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