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(The Smoking Gun)   Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
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2014-07-17 08:18:50 AM  
19 votes:
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The one on the right still hasn't stopped talking. "... and she said this would just be like doing a porno and it's legal and there wouldn't be no touching but there was touching and we were gonna get enough money for boobs and then maybe I could go to cosmetology school and be a hair dresser. There's a place that I go to and they have an open station. They'll rent it by the week and Sarah, the lady that owns the place said she would rent it to me but I have to have a state certificate and to get that you have to have so many hours of instruction, so many hours of supervised hair cutting and dying and this place will let you do all that but they want their money up front and I was gonna give it to them with the money I made from this stuff and I know it was wrong - morally cause the bible says you should have pretend sex with your sister form money but it's probably in the front of the Bible where they don't talk a lot about that stuff anymore. It's all "Jesus says" now and that's in the reboot version. They don't even mention Moses in the reboot. Isn't that sad? The guy parts the Hi-C for the flock of many and he doesn't get mentioned. That's like dropping Spock from the Star Trek reboot. Of course they didn't do that. No one would go see that. Not even my friend Stephen who has all the Star Trek stuff on his computer. Oh mister policeman. You shot yourself in the head? Was that an accident? I can fix your hair for you if you want me to but I'll wait for you to stop bleeding.
2014-07-17 08:05:25 AM  
6 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Is that an asthma inhaler stuck in her bra?

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That's the inflator for her left breast.
2014-07-17 06:14:12 AM  
6 votes:
I think I caught herpes just looking at those pictures.
2014-07-17 10:26:56 AM  
4 votes:

dv-ous: TO WHORES!

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?) Full Size Full Size
2014-07-17 08:19:50 AM  
4 votes:

unclemongo: I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.

Hell with the shots, after 21 years in the Marines anything those two have would run in terror from the shiat already in my bloodstream
2014-07-17 09:30:22 AM  
3 votes:
Two chicks at the same time, you say...?
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I think I could probably hook that up with those two, and not even need the million dollars.  They look like the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me.
2014-07-17 06:52:18 AM  
3 votes:
Maybe after a delousing and a round of penicillin shots.
2014-07-17 10:58:49 AM  
2 votes:
Once again, you're really impressing everyone by trotting out your hot stable of saved GISed "redhead" photos, Mustachioed Chunklord, Internet Pimp.
2014-07-17 08:56:22 AM  
2 votes:

(But seriously drugs are bad m'kay?)
2014-07-17 08:40:00 AM  
2 votes:
American hot
2014-07-17 08:19:46 AM  
2 votes:
They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...
2014-07-17 08:16:28 AM  
2 votes:

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.
But I think in reality once I got there I would be thinking "Ew, you're sisters"

/I must be getting old

and gay.
2014-07-17 08:03:33 AM  
2 votes:
More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?
2014-07-17 04:11:00 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, there's a NSFW photo in that article. Not bad for the second stage of meth, though.
2014-07-17 11:14:15 AM  
1 vote:
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They could use a sammach.
2014-07-17 10:08:30 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This one actually looks pretty good. Especially for a mug shot.

She has an expression like she was asked to do long division in her head.
2014-07-17 10:00:10 AM  
1 vote:

LegacyDL: More importantly: If they're identical twins is it incest or masturbation?

It is incest.  And not at all sexy.  And it irks most twins to no end.

/Married to an identical twin. I married the evil, pretty one, according to her family.
2014-07-17 09:58:57 AM  
1 vote:

SpectroBoy: This looks like a job for redhead eye bleach

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Thank you. You're doing the Lord's work sir.
2014-07-17 09:43:34 AM  
1 vote:

Capo Del Bandito: Lanadapter: I suspect you don't know regular hot from fark hot

What's the noticeable difference?

2014-07-17 09:26:47 AM  
1 vote:

MooseBayou: NSFW or kittens

There was a big old Christian Mingle ad next to that pic. Awesome.
2014-07-17 09:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
If you think of Raleigh as DC without the museums, this sort of thing makes more sense.

/don't get me started on Charlotte
2014-07-17 09:15:56 AM  
1 vote:
They look pretty hot to me. Aside from the prostitution and heroin problems - which are huge caveats.
2014-07-17 08:56:12 AM  
1 vote:

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

I know, right? It's amazing what actual humans look like when actually not airbrushed and actually not having had a professional do their cosmetics.

What was subby thinking?

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: When your prference leans more towards the full figured women

Just say "fatties". It's OK. Someone's gotta love 'em; may as well be you.
2014-07-17 08:48:06 AM  
1 vote:
What's up dick?

*chomp chomp chomp*

I knew we shouldn't have taken that left turn at  OlsenTwinsaquerque!
2014-07-17 08:47:29 AM  
1 vote:
They're hotter than what 97% of farkers will ever get
2014-07-17 08:40:23 AM  
1 vote:

Fetish list:
Redheads: Check
Twins: Check
Kinky: Check
Willingness to do anything: DOUBLE CHECK++

I see nothing wrong here, well except hepatitis, herpes, crabs, or other STD's, but that's why God invented condoms right?
2014-07-17 08:36:00 AM  
1 vote:

colinspooky: I suspect subbs may not quite understand the word 'hot'. OR, is just piling on the irony by the shovel load, which I suspect is the most likely.

Welcome to Fark, where even the ugly girls are hot.
2014-07-17 08:35:09 AM  
1 vote:
Bunch of Studman69 wannabes in this thread, I see.
2014-07-17 08:32:45 AM  
1 vote:
I had twins once; happiest day of my life.

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2014-07-17 08:29:24 AM  
1 vote:

Muta: acad1228: Ugly is bad, but that's ugly twice!

Don't try to kid us, you'd do them.

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2014-07-17 08:29:03 AM  
1 vote:

buntz: You know, in theory having sex with twins is great.

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2014-07-17 08:23:26 AM  
1 vote:

HairyNevus: They probably could have seduced a certain member of the Night's Watch...

You know nothing Jon Snow
2014-07-17 08:19:26 AM  
1 vote:
Stand back subby the situation is far too perilous.
2014-07-17 08:06:39 AM  
1 vote:
I'd do 'em.  Then get my shots.
2014-07-17 05:56:59 AM  
1 vote:
Hot?  Not so much.  But hittable?  Yes...

I bet they were popular amongst the BP crowd.  I mean no guy has a fantasy about doing attractive legal teenage twins, do they?
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